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The first thing Pinkie says is she needs a dress. A DRESS? Go to the damn courthouse, get legally married in that gross skintight flesh colored leotard and then work at convincing Texas to let your sorry ass move there. A DRESS can wait. 

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1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

And for an extra $5, she will tell you what you are doing wrong in your life. 

Louie’s mother would be great! She’s bring her magic wooden spoon out if you need some “convincing.”

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Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I hate she wants to saddle her poor daughter with this responsibility ... she is so fucking selfish ...

Fucking infuriating. Every time she’s on screen I hate her more.

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3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh please, stop with the therapy session, the lawyers have forms for this. Start asking the damn questions about specifically what they agree to and let’s get done with this nonsense.

Umm.  that sounds way to logical for this train wreck.

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2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

And for an extra $5, she will tell you what you are doing wrong in your life. 

And for $10, she'll tell you that you are a real prize and that any sensible guy or girl worth having would give their eyeteeth to go out with you. She'll remind you that you're smart, good looking, from a good family, have a good job, and have a great heart. Now you straighten your shoulders and get that hair out of your face!

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

The first thing Pinkie says is she needs a dress. A DRESS? Go to the damn courthouse, get legally married in that gross skintight flesh colored leotard and then work at convincing Texas to let your sorry ass move there. A DRESS can wait. 

I don't know why she just doesn't pray for a dress. 

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7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have doubt about the sincerity of her prayers. 

Dear Lord, Please let Texas grant me a parole transfer and keep my nails extra pointy. Let Kerok find a way to support us forever without my ever having to work again. And keep my hair this ever so natural Red Hots red forever and ever. Amen. . 

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Just now, Eldemarge said:

Melissa is over 40.   Stop with the "asking the father for his blessing" shit.

My man is going to just have to clear it with my cat and we're good.

Clearing it with the cat may be the hardest.  Cats can be very discerning.  and finicky.

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7 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

The first thing Pinkie says is she needs a dress. A DRESS? Go to the damn courthouse, get legally married in that gross skintight flesh colored leotard and then work at convincing Texas to let your sorry ass move there. A DRESS can wait. 

I have a simple white A-line sundress that, real talk, I look beautiful in. I often joke that it would make a good elopement dress.

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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel, life is short. Stop throwing good hours after bad. Bianca is not your soulmate.

Bianca is not ANYONE's soulmate! She is a lunatic.

She's mad that Daniel doesn't "respect her boundaries". But she won't respect his. 

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Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

why does it bother you so bad that he didnt get you coffee .. like why is this HIM HIM HIM and not you harping on this for some god awful reason 

She liked the power she had over an inmate. She’s trying to continue it, soon she’ll wave her settlement money in his face.

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Bianca is not ANYONE's soulmate! She is a lunatic.

She's mad that Daniel doesn't "respect her boundaries". But she won't respect his. 

She’s the kind of woman that will give him Tik Tok relationship tests.

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Oh, god, now they’re going to fight about who has to move to hug! It’s literally the exact same fight they’re going to have about everything. Bianca wants to be doted on because she thinks she’s earned it by “taking care” of him while he was in jail. Daniel doesn’t want to feel indebted to her, like he’s constantly going to have to make it up to her.

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Damn “autocorrect” changing words all the time
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1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

This may be the most ridiculous argument/makeup I've ever witnessed 

What an entitled moron

And they are not even remembering the original argument correctly.  He did nothing wrong.  She made it into a mountain of an issue.  

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1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I want Bianca to wash her hair .. and maybe get some cucumbers for those dark circles .. maybe she needs to lay off the coffee 

This is what happens when you skip your morning “hair of the dog.”

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2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I want Bianca to wash her hair .. and maybe get some cucumbers for those dark circles .. maybe she needs to lay off the coffee 

Daniel was only trying to help her complexion by not jumping up and getting her coffee!

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2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel: There’s more to it than Bianca’s telling me.

Me: Yeah, she thins you suck in bed and need to hone your foreplay skillz.

Maybe the next time they hit the sheets he should bring her a coffee first. 

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Wait, they’re broke but hair is done, lashes and nails and now she’s shopping for a wedding dress? Lord.

and not for nothing I doubt Texas will be super moved by a quickie wedding entered into for the express purpose of getting around their denial.

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