Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Red Bridey]

The first thing Pinkie says is she needs a dress. A DRESS? Go to the damn courthouse, get legally married in that gross skintight flesh colored leotard and then work at convincing Texas to let your sorry ass move there. A DRESS can wait. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

And for an extra $5, she will tell you what you are doing wrong in your life. 

Louie’s mother would be great! She’s bring her magic wooden spoon out if you need some “convincing.”

[JenE4]

Why are they convinced Juju is going to die from this pregnancy?

[OoogleEyes]

This selfish bitch. Dump your 4 babies on a 19 year old?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

but there was a crackhead down by the vending machine lol

She should find out if the crackhead does hair and nails. One problem solved. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I hate she wants to saddle her poor daughter with this responsibility ... she is so fucking selfish ...

Fucking infuriating. Every time she’s on screen I hate her more.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Why are they convinced Juju is going to die from this pregnancy?

Page 7 in the script.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Why are they convinced Juju is going to die from this pregnancy?

They needed a new storyline.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh please, stop with the therapy session, the lawyers have forms for this. Start asking the damn questions about specifically what they agree to and let’s get done with this nonsense.

Umm.  that sounds way to logical for this train wreck.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

And for an extra $5, she will tell you what you are doing wrong in your life. 

And for $10, she'll tell you that you are a real prize and that any sensible guy or girl worth having would give their eyeteeth to go out with you. She'll remind you that you're smart, good looking, from a good family, have a good job, and have a great heart. Now you straighten your shoulders and get that hair out of your face!

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

The first thing Pinkie says is she needs a dress. A DRESS? Go to the damn courthouse, get legally married in that gross skintight flesh colored leotard and then work at convincing Texas to let your sorry ass move there. A DRESS can wait. 

I don't know why she just doesn't pray for a dress. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The chimney sweep is coming tomorrow to clean the wood stove flue. Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again.

[Gobi]

It must be convenient to have a vending machine for crack.

[Eldemarge]

Melissa is over 40.   Stop with the "asking the father for his blessing" shit.

My man is going to just have to clear it with my cat and we're good.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have doubt about the sincerity of her prayers. 

Dear Lord, Please let Texas grant me a parole transfer and keep my nails extra pointy. Let Kerok find a way to support us forever without my ever having to work again. And keep my hair this ever so natural Red Hots red forever and ever. Amen. . 

Edited October 26, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Red Bridey]

I'm sad Father Melissa doesn't have his baseball bat with him 

[Keywestclubkid]

hes got something going on with his liver .. he is yellow 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It must be convenient to have a vending machine for crack.

Eliminates the middle man...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie, the former inmate, is a better choice of man than Melissa has had in the past. Oy.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Millz looks like he might have put on 50 a few pounds.

It must be Justine's good home cooking! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Melissa is over 40.   Stop with the "asking the father for his blessing" shit.

My man is going to just have to clear it with my cat and we're good.

Clearing it with the cat may be the hardest.  Cats can be very discerning.  and finicky.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It must be convenient to have a vending machine for crack.

eyelashes and crack ... lol

[kacesq]

Bianca is exhausting. She’s still mad about the stupid coffee, get over yourself.

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl you are not the victim here .. you started this and now are gaslighting him into this being his fault ... she is a nut 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

It must be convenient to have a vending machine for crack.

Does Chance know about this potential income stream? Sounds like a real money spinner!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel, life is short. Stop throwing good hours after bad. Bianca is not your soulmate.

[Keywestclubkid]

why does it bother you so bad that he didnt get you coffee .. like why is this HIM HIM HIM and not you harping on this for some god awful reason 

[kacesq]

LOL, I’m sure Bianca has an entire list of what will make her happy…what makes Daniel happy? She doesn’t care. 

[Eldemarge]

Bianca feels like HER boundaries weren't respected.

She doesn't give a fuuuuuuuck about this guy's sobriety and his boundaries.

[littlebennysmom]

Bianca makes my head hurt with her ridiculous baby voice and baby reasoning.

[Empress1]

7 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

The first thing Pinkie says is she needs a dress. A DRESS? Go to the damn courthouse, get legally married in that gross skintight flesh colored leotard and then work at convincing Texas to let your sorry ass move there. A DRESS can wait. 

I have a simple white A-line sundress that, real talk, I look beautiful in. I often joke that it would make a good elopement dress.

[MagicEyes]

I hate Bianca so much. She's a lot like my boss, and I'm having flashbacks to a horrible meeting. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel, life is short. Stop throwing good hours after bad. Bianca is not your soulmate.

Bianca is not ANYONE's soulmate! She is a lunatic.

She's mad that Daniel doesn't "respect her boundaries". But she won't respect his. 

[Keywestclubkid]

yes this is a red flag ... YOU are a looooooooon 

[kacesq]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

why does it bother you so bad that he didnt get you coffee .. like why is this HIM HIM HIM and not you harping on this for some god awful reason 

She liked the power she had over an inmate. She’s trying to continue it, soon she’ll wave her settlement money in his face.

[Gobi]

"Don't count on me to make you happy." Oh, yeah, this will work.

[OoogleEyes]

I'm sensing a chaotic energy 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Does Chance know about this potential income stream? Sounds like a real money spinner!

I'm afraid Bobo would demand his cut. Or a kiss, whatever. 

[Ladystardust]

I really hate that red couch. It's a very obnoxious shade of red.

[Maybeitsme]

This may be the most ridiculous argument/makeup I've ever witnessed 

What an entitled moron

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Bianca is not ANYONE's soulmate! She is a lunatic.

She's mad that Daniel doesn't "respect her boundaries". But she won't respect his. 

She’s the kind of woman that will give him Tik Tok relationship tests.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel: There’s more to it than Bianca’s telling me.

Me: Yeah, she thins you suck in bed and need to hone your foreplay skillz.

[Keywestclubkid]

I want Bianca to wash her hair .. and maybe get some cucumbers for those dark circles .. maybe she needs to lay off the coffee 

[JenE4]

Oh, god, now they’re going to fight about who has to move to hug! It’s literally the exact same fight they’re going to have about everything. Bianca wants to be doted on because she thinks she’s earned it by “taking care” of him while he was in jail. Daniel doesn’t want to feel indebted to her, like he’s constantly going to have to make it up to her.

Edited October 26, 2024 by JenE4
Damn “autocorrect” changing words all the time

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

This may be the most ridiculous argument/makeup I've ever witnessed 

What an entitled moron

And they are not even remembering the original argument correctly.  He did nothing wrong.  She made it into a mountain of an issue.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sex talk between Daniel and his cousin coming up. Nothing awkward about that. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I want Bianca to wash her hair .. and maybe get some cucumbers for those dark circles .. maybe she needs to lay off the coffee 

This is what happens when you skip your morning “hair of the dog.”

[littlebennysmom]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She’s the kind of woman that will give him Tik Tok relationship tests.

"Ohh my Gahd, TikTok says we're heading into rough waters!  Get me some coffee!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I want Bianca to wash her hair .. and maybe get some cucumbers for those dark circles .. maybe she needs to lay off the coffee 

Daniel was only trying to help her complexion by not jumping up and getting her coffee!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel: There’s more to it than Bianca’s telling me.

Me: Yeah, she thins you suck in bed and need to hone your foreplay skillz.

Maybe the next time they hit the sheets he should bring her a coffee first. 

[kacesq]

Wait, they’re broke but hair is done, lashes and nails and now she’s shopping for a wedding dress? Lord.

and not for nothing I doubt Texas will be super moved by a quickie wedding entered into for the express purpose of getting around their denial.