Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

There goes the deposit...

See you all next week!

[Gobi]

When reason fails, there's always violence.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Armed with a baby...

Human shield.

[JenE4]

That’s a great way to teach the boys to talk through their feelings and not get aggressive. Gee, I wonder where they get it from?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Have a wonderful weekend, everyone.  I'll see you next Friday for more wall punching and pizza throwing...and to watch the show, as well.  ;)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Yet another week of lessons in poor parenting is over. See y'all next week!

[Eldemarge]

Good night, all!  Take your meds!

[Pepper Mostly]

And Justine and Michael come in hot and yelling. Stellar parenting right there. 

Thanks for all the laughs, friends! Have a fantastic weekend, see some of you Sunday. Love you all, MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great show as always. LAL brings its A game. Have a good long weekend, kids. Do some leaf peeping or aurora borealis watching! Back on Sunday for more snark from you professionals. Au revoir for now.

[Gobi]

Have to order a pizza from Atlantic Highlands.

Till next time.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Have a wonderful weekend, everyone.  I'll see you next Friday for more wall punching and pizza throwing...and to watch the show, as well.  ;)

I am not impressed with that construction. On the bright side, now there is a pass-through between those two rooms.

Have a good week everyone!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S07.E03: Ring & Run!

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Zeruiah's confession shocks her family; Bianca crosses a line and Daniel gets cold feet; Britney reaches a breaking point; Kim demands Joey get a job; Louie busts his budget; Justine's revelation stuns her daughter.

Original air date 2024.10.17

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola my snarky pals! How's everyone's week been? Have you paid sufficient attention to your hair extensions and made sure you got the corner cubicle? Do you have baby fever?

Update since I know you've all been lying awake at night going "What's going on with Pepper this week?": Bathroom renovation moving along well, the drywall is going up and the plasterers will be in on Monday. I'll be at the paint store Monday to pick out my paint and drop it off. I could be home by next weekend! I miss my home and all my nice things, can't wait to get back. 

My brother and I have been cleaning and scrubbing my mother's house. She is still in rehab and will be there till at least the 28th. She is not having an easy time of it, though. Sometimes she's pretty lucid and sometimes she's super confused and petulant, demanding to go home and not understanding that she needs to have physical therapy and get mobile again. Sigh. 

 

Edited October 18 by Pepper Mostly

[Ladystardust]

I'm back after 2 Fridays in lockup (aka visiting my in-laws). I am sorry to report that I did not see any of my husband's high school girlfriends to fight nor did my mother-in-law try to fight me. It was very disappointing.

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola my snarky pals! How's everyone's week been? Have you paid sufficient attention to your hair extensions and made sure you got the corner cubicle? Do you have baby fever?

Update since I know you've all been lying awake at night going "What's going on with Pepper this week?": Bathroom renovation moving along well, the drywall is going up and the plasterers will be in on Monday. I'll be at the paint store Monday to pick out my paint and drop it off. I could be home by next weekend! I miss my home and all my nice things, can't wait to get back. 

My brother and I have been cleaning and scrubbing my mother's house. She is still in rehab and will be there till at least the 28th. She is not having an easy time of it, though. Sometimes she's pretty lucid and sometimes she's super confused and petulant, demanding to go home and not understanding that she needs to have physical therapy and get mobile again. Sigh. 

 

I love your updates - I'm so excited about your new bathroom!!

[Keywestclubkid]

shes got baby fever people ..she wants that baby .. and when she has it and decides that she no longer wants a baby but a new purse or a cup of coffee ... god help that child 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I'm back after 2 Fridays in lockup (aka visiting my in-laws). I am sorry to report that I did not see any of my husband's high school girlfriends to fight nor did my mother-in-law try to fight me. It was very disappointing.

Sounds to me like you didn't try hard enough. I mean really. No brawls broke out? What kind of family is this??

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I love your updates - I'm so excited about your new bathroom!!

I promise to post a picture of it when its done! Its going to be SO NICE.

[kacesq]

@Ladystardustknow that we are all disappointed in you. Did you at least make questionable fashion choices?

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

My brother and I have been cleaning and scrubbing my mother's house. She is still in rehab and will be there till at least the 28th. She is not having an easy time of it, though. Sometimes she's pretty lucid and sometimes she's super confused and petulant, demanding to go home and not understanding that she needs to have physical therapy and get mobile again. Sigh. 

 

Ugh. I feel your pain. I hope that she will be able to go home. Just know that might not be an option anymore. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's not a party unless someone calls the police and/or an ambulance! 

I was just in time to see Daniel attempt to explain to a human shaped void that it would not be smart for her to get pregnant right away. I don't think a urologist says sperm that many times in a few minutes. 

And on to candidates for the world's shittiest parents. Yep, Life After Lockup! 

Edited October 19 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

shes got baby fever people ..she wants that baby .. and when she has it and decides that she no longer wants a baby but a new purse or a cup of coffee ... god help that child 

She seems to think of a baby as some sort of accessory. Like a Louis Vuitton bag or a Cartier watch.

[MagicEyes]

I missed all of you lovely people last week because I lost my TV remote, and I hadn't yet figured out that I can use an app on my phone to turn on my TV, and it even has voice controls! 

I got the covid shot yesterday, so I'm dragging today. I'm ready for the weekend, so I can sit around and do absolutely nothing. 

[Keywestclubkid]

well now he has a phone and a wall to repair .. I mean why break your own shit isnt that what you were trying to tell him about busting his phone lol

[Ladystardust]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sounds to me like you didn't try hard enough. I mean really. No brawls broke out? What kind of family is this??

My family are the brawlers 😆 His are so boring I could cry. I would have killed for a good brawl.

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

@Ladystardustknow that we are all disappointed in you. Did you at least make questionable fashion choices?

Sadly, none of my fuzzy muppet jackets would fit in my luggage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Ugh. I feel your pain. I hope that she will be able to go home. Just know that might not be an option anymore. 

Yeah, we're well prepared for that. Fortunately there's enough money to take care of her at home for several years yet, even if we need to hire people to be here overnights. My brother has been an absolute boss when it comes to managing the money. 

[Gobi]

Let the snarking begin! Okay, I see that it already did.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Countdown to Bianca drinking in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . 

[Keywestclubkid]

girl put on something other then stretch pants to go out .. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

well now he has a phone and a wall to repair .. I mean why break your own shit isnt that what you were trying to tell him about busting his phone lol

"WHY DID YOU BREAK YOUR $1500 IPHONE??" 

So then he punches a hole in the wall. I don't even know what to do with this. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca is hoping that she can talk Cousin Robert into going to the local bar for a cocktail while Daniel is shopping with his folks.

[Empress1]

Why is he telling his mother this?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Sadly, none of my fuzzy muppet jackets would fit in my luggage.

How about your Mountain Dew colored wig? I mean, did you even TRY?

[Gobi]

"I haven't been doing anything fun."

Translation - There's no one to drink with here.

[Eldemarge]

Helloooo, I am here with my boobs gently resting in a sling.

Bianca "doesn't believe" in condoms. Mkay.

[kacesq]

I’ve never seen/heard a guy with vocal fry before Daniel. I hate it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So another proposal but not meaning to get married. She's an idiot. The second he proposes, she's planning a wedding and trying hard to get knocked up. 

[Empress1]

“We’re not getting married but I’m proposing.” What? Does Bianca know that?

[Keywestclubkid]

a ring is a promise ... oh god she is gonna eat you alive 

[MagicEyes]

Don't give her an engagement ring if you're not proposing!!

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

well now he has a phone and a wall to repair .. I mean why break your own shit isnt that what you were trying to tell him about busting his phone lol

He's not going to pay to have Santannah's phone repaired, because he needs to learn that violence is not the answer. Michael is truly an inspirational father. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

well now he has a phone and a wall to repair .. I mean why break your own shit isnt that what you were trying to tell him about busting his phone lol

I saw a photo somewhere this week where someone bought an actual frame to put over the hole and titled it something like "Fragile Masculinity" heh.

[Keywestclubkid]

drinking is fun ... I hate her so much 

[kacesq]

I suspect the only thing Bianca considers fun is drinking.

 I really dislike Michael and Justine. Next time don’t buy a kid an expensive phone. Tough guy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca did drag Robert to a bar. I’m psychic.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Helloooo, I am here with my boobs gently resting in a sling.

Bianca "doesn't believe" in condoms. Mkay.

And yet a lack of belief in them does not mean they don't exist and that Daniel cannot put one on. 

[Eldemarge]

I don't know, maybe it's just me having lived in New England before but "Vodka-Cran" is a Cape Codder and you can't tell me any different.  Shut up, Bianca.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Helloooo, I am here with my boobs gently resting in a sling.

Bianca "doesn't believe" in condoms. Mkay.

I don't believe in body fat, that's why I am so slim and sylphlike. 

[Gobi]

She doesn't think of it as day drinking. She thinks of it as her day job.

[Keywestclubkid]

you broke a hole in the wall because you were upset dude you have no leg to stand on serious 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I knew that things were going south with Mike and Juju when they stopped twinning.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Don't give her an engagement ring if you're not proposing!!

Maybe its an appreciation ring.