Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

"I'm not losing a son, I'm gaining a nose."

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They would have had pizza but Louie threw it on the floor in a fit of rage.

Mentioning that scene is very triggering to me...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I was raised to believe that you never put on someone else's engagement ring. It is considered bad luck. By doing so, you are supposedly dooming the relationship. Maybe mama Donna was trying to infuse it with bad vibes. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 

Maybe she got a weave and it's tangled? The curtains match the drapes? 

I feel a love after lockup vending medicine entrepreneurial opportunity here  

[kacesq]

Why is Z always filming with all those beauty aids?

[Pepper Mostly]

"You're taking my son away! Wah!" Sweet Jesus that is pathetic. He's not eight. He's not sailing for Australia, or heading across the plains in a covered wagon, never to be seen again. He's not joining a silent order of sequestered monks. Get ahold of yourself Donna. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I'm not losing a son, I'm gaining a nose."

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why is Z always filming with all those beauty aids?

She’s hoping for a deal to be an influencer? Like that would ever happen.

[JenE4]

Sob. They couldn’t understand why I don’t like you, and… Sob. I don’t like you.

[Ladystardust]

I want to be on Donna's side because there are definitely valid reasons to not be thrilled about this union, but then she starts the "you're taking my son away from me!" stuff. She would hate any woman Louie brought home. It has nothing to do with how shitty of a couple they are. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Advice to Louie:  DONT mention the price of the ring.

Mama Donna will run into the kitchen to get a wooden spoon to rap his knuckles. Extra points if it's covered in hot pasta sauce. 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She wears a merkin?

Given what’s going on upstairs, it very well could be like spaghetti…sweaty, stringy spaghetti 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Why is Z always filming with all those beauty aids?

She does have really bad skin, and I think she tries to always keep it covered with something.

[For Cereals]

I can’t stand to hear Miley speak but I do like the Flowers song

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I feel a love after lockup vending medicine entrepreneurial opportunity here  

The mall near me has a hair extension vending machine. They're missing a big opportunity here! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I keep seeing a youtube ad for drinking olive oil. I swear the spokesperson looks like Garrick from season 1. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Kim is worried about possibly paying back the child support but they are going house hunting? Make it make sense.

[kacesq]

Sure. Crap sold at a garage sale is totally going to make mortgage payments…they only need 3.5% down??? Damn.

[For Cereals]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

The mall near me has a hair extension vending machine. They're missing a big opportunity here! 

Was it one of green haired lady’s?  Maybe she branched out from lashes!?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She’s hoping for a deal to be an influencer? Like that would ever happen.

Why would anyone follow Z for skin care advice? She has the worst skin I've ever seen. Unless it was a joke account, you know, "Don't Do This".

[mytmo]

Why when I see Kimberly I think she is fresh off of doing a Dollar Tree Haul tik tok?

[Gobi]

"Do you know how many rims I could get for the cost of that house?"

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I keep seeing a youtube ad for drinking olive oil. I swear the spokesperson looks like Garrick from season 1. 

We’ll all be drinking olive oil soon enough…

[Keywestclubkid]

didnt he steal from this man? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I want to be on Donna's side because there are definitely valid reasons to not be thrilled about this union, but then she starts the "you're taking my son away from me!" stuff. She would hate any woman Louie brought home. It has nothing to do with how shitty of a couple they are. 

Well, except Brenda.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, kacesq said:

Sure. Crap sold at a garage sale is totally going to make mortgage payments…they only need 3.5% down??? Damn.

Maybe Kody from Sister Wives can offer some home buying advice.  He seems to pull money out of his ass.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Kim is worried about possibly paying back the child support but they are going house hunting? Make it make sense.

I would be shocked if these people actually made a good decision. They're just chock-full of bad ideas. 

[WaltersHair]

Is this the fool that bought rims?

[kacesq]

He wants a job where he makes plenty of money. Skills? Nope. No felonies? Hahaha. 
sure, dipshit, that will be simple 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If she makes $1600/ month and the mortgage is $1500/month, you cannot afford the house. You cannot live on $100/month. Also, is that $1500 take home? It's like Chance does the math for these folks. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Kim is worried about possibly paying back the child support but they are going house hunting? Make it make sense.

Sense is in very short supply in this franchise. 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, mytmo said:

Why when I see Kimberly I think she is fresh off of doing a Dollar Tree Haul tik tok?

I always think she looks like she sells leggings on Facebook.

[kacesq]

No one cares, Justine.

 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

If she makes $1600/ month and the mortgage is $1500/month, you cannot afford the house. You cannot live on $100/month. Also, is that $1500 take home? It's like Chance does the math for these folks. 

She’s gonna cancel that paternity test…

[kacesq]

Justine is turning down the MILs help?

and Justine judging by your house, you’ve been chilling plenty.

[Gobi]

"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I always think she looks like she sells leggings on Facebook.

Maybe she should start.  Joey is not going to help at all.

[Pepper Mostly]

That house is only $214K? Jesus, that wouldn't get you a chicken coop around here. 

[For Cereals]

I want that baby.  They got more ‘n they can handle!  I’d make she sure she had her diptet!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Anyone want to offer to do my laundry? I'll accept. FFS Juju, there are piles of dirty clothes all over the place. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

I can’t tell you how much I love this. Cross stitch pillow material.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That house is only $214K? Jesus, that wouldn't get you a chicken coop around here. 

Right? A garden shed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she did it, don't doubt it, Justine.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait we arnt used to a level headed person on THIS season of the show .. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike's mother is super worried and loves Justine and the kids. Oh, and by the way she lost her house and everything she owns and needs a place to live. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine: The kids haven’t had enough tumult in their lives so I think we’re going to move back East.

[Eldemarge]

Justine's shit-talking the woman who supported her and her kids and apparently helped them buy that house.  I got that right??

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Juju's mom is just soooo unreasonable suggesting they do some planning and maybe get jobs before popping out even more kids. (Yes, I know Mikey is working now but he wasn't then). 

[Eldemarge]

On the next season of Love During Lockup:  "I've got a SECRET!"

Edited Saturday at 01:37 AM by Eldemarge

[WaltersHair]

Sooo may new couples for LDL. My brain is so full NOW.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What did that wall phone do that woman? Leave the phone alone!  
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