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[Red Bridey]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Don't worry, Bwian, fourth time's the charm.

Fifth time's the charm, you mean. Well, actually eighth time if you include the three proposal candidates. Run, Ingrid, run!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Loren: Yes, I'll take the super spicy, it'll distract me from the burning pain in my dick. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Your sister is an idiot and gives terrible advice 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Loren: Yes, I'll take the super spicy, it'll distract me from the burning pain in my dick. 

He can make his own penis soup.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, magemaud said:

From Bozo to Brian to Loren? This just keeps getting better (or worse depending on your POV) 

Niles is a refreshing palate cleanser 

Between Gaslighter and Sex Pest, I don’t think I’ve been this angry about a 90 Day season in a long time.

[Bees52]

"More good than bad..." About Loren?  Sis must not know enough about him or she really, really  hopes an American will improve Faith's life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Loren, we know for a fact that you'll put anything in your mouth; chicken intestine isn’t as bad as a gonorrhea infested dick.

[Eldemarge]

I want to take a fire hose to Loren and get him the eff away from Faith.

[Pepper Mostly]

God every time I see that smarmy smirk on him I feel nothing but burning rage. 

[Gobi]

"I'll have you forever, just like my gonorrhea."

[Pepper Mostly]

FAITH! NO! 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am guessing the wheelchair but a stop to all his drug dealing plans. He is bored and has some illegal money to burn

Spoiler

According to soon to be ex #4, he’s still using and dealing 

 

[tvrox]

This is all too complicated. Don't marry this idiot!!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

"If you love me enough" are words that should send any sensible person running. 

[kacesq]

Is he insane? wtf? Run, Faith, run.

Edited 2 hours ago by kacesq
Wrong name.

[Mrs. Landingham]

HER MOM. 
 
Her mom, you guys!! 

Sweet baby Jesus on a skateboard and the Virgin de Guadalupe on a damn scooter!!!!! I cannot with this guy. At all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how long it took for Loren to cook up this nutty plan. Never mind.

[tvrox]

There's something seriously wrong with Loren that he's suggesting marrying her mom. Like that's not even funny, it's sick. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god he so fucking creepy. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Loren, we know for a fact that you'll put anything in your mouth; chicken intestine isn’t as bad as a gonorrhea infested dick.

He put his dick in a gonorrhea infested throat, but your point stands.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

FAITH! NO! 

Her sister convinced her. This is terrible 

[judylo]

I saw this marry-your-mother thing in the preview too. Yike.

[Bees52]

Marry Faith's mom?!!

Lord have mercy smh

[tvrox]

Why is he so eager to stay in the Phillipines? Does he have legal trouble in the US he's trying to outrun? Past partners with STDs that he's trying to avoid? 

[sainte-chapelle]

«  he cares more to stay in the Philippines than he does me » ding ding ding…trust your gut girl,

[Mrs. Landingham]

Faith doesn’t think she deserves better. That’s heartbreaking. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Hey, if I marry your mom, you can call me Daddy in public and it won't be weird. #winning

[Eldemarge]

Just now, tvrox said:

Why is he so eager to stay in the Phillipines? Does he have legal trouble in the US he's trying to outrun? Past partners with STDs that he's trying to avoid? 

Child support.  He's trying to avoid child support to his two kids.

[magemaud]

Just now, tvrox said:

Why is he so eager to stay in the Phillipines? Does he have legal trouble in the US he's trying to outrun? Past partners with STDs that he's trying to avoid? 

Child support for his two kids 

[Raja]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder how long it took for Loren to cook up this nutty plan. Never mind.

About the time he signed up for the show. He knew going in the only way to marry Faith was outside of the Philippines because they follow Catholic canon law on that matter.

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Why is he so eager to stay in the Phillipines? Does he have legal trouble in the US he's trying to outrun? Past partners with STDs that he's trying to avoid? 

I smell legal troubles, creditors, something. 
Edited: OMG child support. Detestable piece of garbage. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Mrs. Landingham

[Gobi]

"Does she want to marry me just to come to the US? It's not like I went to Poland just to get laid. Oh, wait."

[Pepper Mostly]

I am fervently lighting candles, burning incense, and sending supplications to all the gods in every pantheon that Faith will see reason and run for her life. 

[Red Bridey]

Loren, Faith wants you to bring her to the US for a better life, not to have you hanging around her, sponging off of her like a cancer tumor. The last thing she wants is to stay in her country.

[magemaud]

Loren, where are getting this money you’re promising Faith’s family? That $46 must have run out by now 

oops, got my villains mixed up 

Edited 2 hours ago by magemaud

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Child support.  He's trying to avoid child support to his two kids.

And I'm guessing he owes a lot of people money.

[Raja]

1 minute ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Hey, if I marry your mom, you can call me Daddy in public and it won't be weird. #winning

I get the joke, but "mom and dad" are just about the most common pet names for a couple. Just putting the L back into TLC.

[tvrox]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

FIFTH time! Jesus, how does he find the time? 

Yeah seriously. He must start dating the next one while still being married to the previous wife? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He put his dick in a gonorrhea infested throat, but your point stands.

I figured that the gonorrhea infestation wasn’t a one off.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

And I'm guessing he owes a lot of people money.

And at least some of those people are probably big beefy guys with arms like legs, eyes like sharks and no sense of humor. 

[judylo]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

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According to soon to be ex #4, he’s still using and dealing 

 

I did see that on Reddit! And I see your posts there sometimes!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Sending Rory home"? Is Rory her little lapdog or what? He just does what she says? This whole thing is weird. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like stormy weather.

[Gobi]

Looks like Sunny is behind the eight ball.

[MagicEyes]

Veah needs some intensive therapy, not a relationship. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Sunny! Go for the throat! 

"I never wanted the drama" she says with a straight face. Excuse me while I die laughing.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Sunny is having a total eclipse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And at least some of those people are probably big beefy guys with arms like legs, eyes like sharks and no sense of humor. 

Who carry around a baseball bat, just in case someone needs to be pummeled.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Raja said:

I get the joke, but "mom and dad" are just about the most common pet names for a couple. Just putting the L back into TLC.

Right before “babe” for male or female

[Red Bridey]

Veah is feeding off the drama. She is an energy vampire!