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[Mrs. Landingham]

There is nothing redeeming about Rayne at all. She is a thoroughly awful person. And a dangerous one, I think. 

[magemaud]

Hey! There’s the mystery couple, Joe and Magda. A little late to be bringing them on board 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

The election!

I’m…afraid.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m…afraid.

Me, too.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rayne is looking for shards of glass on the beach to slash Chidi's face with. 

I bet she keeps razor blades in her hair

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Hey! There’s the mystery couple, Joe and Magda. A little late to be bringing them on board

Maybe we'll see more of them when one of the other couples leaves. Hopefully Rayne. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

The same reason I am throwing myself at any single, widowed or divorced Canadian man. They can marry me for four years...and then we can go our separate ways no strings. Politics, baby!

That could be a whole new spin-off: “90 Day Canadian Sanctuary” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Hey! There’s the mystery couple, Joe and Magda. A little late to be bringing them on board 

They’ll be on board when Rayne finally does her imitation of the Tasmania Devil. 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Hey! There’s the mystery couple, Joe and Magda. A little late to be bringing them on board 

Oh, thanks! I was just wondering who they were.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, magemaud said:

That could be a whole new spin-off: “90 Day Canadian Sanctuary” 

We each need an Emotional Support Canadian. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

There is nothing redeeming about Rayne at all. She is a thoroughly awful person. And a dangerous one, I think. 

We keep thinking they can't get any lower. Devan. Angela. Ari. Andrew who let Amira languish in jail in Mexico. Sequim Mike. Weasel boy Brandon. King of the assholes Bilal. STATLER. And they always manage to find someone worse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chidi, you’re wasting your time. You can’t argue with a crazy person.

[Pepper Mostly]

THIS is what Rayne calls "trying to reconcile"?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We keep thinking they can't get any lower. Devan. Angela. Ari. Andrew who let Amira languish in jail in Mexico. Sequim Mike. Weasel boy Brandon. King of the assholes Bilal. STATLER. And they always manage to find someone worse.

Loren, the dripping dick.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We keep thinking they can't get any lower. Devan. Angela. Ari. Andrew who let Amira languish in jail in Mexico. Sequim Mike. Weasel boy Brandon. King of the assholes Bilal. STATLER. And they always manage to find someone worse.

I add Geoffrey who was convicted of beating the life out of his Ex wife.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chidi ducked a bullet. His sister is right. He should bring home a muffin basket.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chidi for the love of God, leave her on the beach and go home.

 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chidi ducked a bullet. His sister is right. He should bring smuggle home a muffin basket.

FTFY

[MagicEyes]

Chidi is too nice. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If this is how their conversations always go, what took him so long? Five fucking years?

[sainte-chapelle]

She is awful…dump her ass

[Pepper Mostly]

THANK YOU UNIVERSE. CHIDI WALKS AND HAS SOMEHOW STAYED ALIVE

Just now, Gobi said:

FTFY

I see what you did there. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If this is how their conversations always go, what took him so long? Five fucking years?

I think he wanted to fix her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder if Rayne can return the not-that-sexy outfit.

[Bees52]

Omg after all that, Rainy tell HIM that he can go. Like he needs her permission on anything. Girl, BYE!

[Suzywriter]

She is batshit crazy

[sainte-chapelle]

How exactly did he tear her down? What did I miss?

[judylo]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m…afraid.

I am cautiously optimistic but can’t understand how it can be so close. It boggles my mind. I hope the polls are wrong…

[Mrs. Landingham]

Marry her MOM???

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Loren is still chock full of stupid ideas.

Did Vanja dress up as Barbie for Halloween? Oh, never mind.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, my snarky darlings! You were all on fire tonight and I laughed A LOT. Thanks for all the fun, see you gluttons for punishment tomorrow night. Love you all, MWAH!

[Red Bridey]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I see Loren is still chock full of stupid ideas.

My mouth literally fell open at that one! 😯😳

[judylo]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We keep thinking they can't get any lower. Devan. Angela. Ari. Andrew who let Amira languish in jail in Mexico. Sequim Mike. Weasel boy Brandon. King of the assholes Bilal. STATLER. And they always manage to find someone worse.

Maybe DJT  next, looking in Eastern Europe…

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I am cautiously optimistic but can’t understand how it can be so close. It boggles my mind. I hope the polls are wrong…

I’m also cautiously optimistic. 

I wish us all luck. :(

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Marry her MOM???

With that stupid smarmy smirk on him. Gah, I'd kill him. 

[Gobi]

🎶If you can't be with the one you love,

Marry their mother🎵

Till next time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

 I hope the polls are wrong…

The polls are wrong. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I’m also cautiously optimistic. 

I wish us all luck. :(

We'll know by next week.

[Red Bridey]

It's been fun, friends! I came in here spewing fire and frustration but have had the BEST time. Love you all, hoping for good news in a few days, hugs! See you tomorrow!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good night, mes amis. The snark was top shelf, as usual. Have a great week. Hope you can easily fix your circadian rhythm before too long. It takes me weeks! I hate the shorter days. I’ll be hibernating but back tomorrow night. Later, gators.

[Bees52]

19 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The polls are wrong. 

I don't know if they are or if they aren't. I just haven't trusted a poll since, well, November 2016...

18 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

We'll know by next week.

Hopefully, we will. Who knows how long it will take this time to get the results. Either way, when we meet next week for more of BT90D, we won't have to deal with annoying election ads for a long while. 😄

See some of you tomorrow, and for the rest, have a great week. ☮️💟🤗

Oh, and happy anniversary, @sainte-chapelle! 🍾🥂

Edited November 4 by Bees52

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If this is how their conversations always go, what took him so long? Five fucking years?

Now that their story is over I’ll let you in on some background.

Spoiler

Rayne and Chidi met online five years ago but only “dated” for two years then broke up and hadn’t been together for almost three years. It was during this time apart that Chidi made his vow of celibacy. Rayne sent an audition tape for the show and Chidi didn’t know anything about it until she contacted him that they’d been accepted. She talked him into being on the show, despite him telling her they wouldn’t have sex, and they rekindled the relationship for three or four months before she flew there to film their segments. Anyway, long story short, they weren’t actually together for the whole five years. 
edited to add: there was also another blind Nigerian man that she was in contact with during the time she and Chidi weren’t together

 

Edited November 4 by magemaud
Decided to spoiler tag the tea

[surfgirl]

So according to the previews we get another dysfunctional couple, so I guess one couple drops out I guess? I wonder if The Lying Channel always films back up losers couples just in case?

Edited November 4 by surfgirl

[Kath94]

15 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chidi, if you plan to meet up with Rayne, bring a bodyguard. She’s capable of anything.

I was so afraid she would abandon him on the beach with no way to get home.

[surfgirl]

2 hours ago, Kath94 said:

I was so afraid she would abandon him on the beach with no way to get home.

The camera crew is always there though, thankfully!

[lennon]

Vanja has the worse case of pink eye that I've ever seen.

[magemaud]

17 hours ago, surfgirl said:

So according to the previews we get another dysfunctional couple, so I guess one couple drops out I guess? I wonder if The Lying Channel always films back up losers couples just in case?

Joe and Magda were announced at the beginning of the season along with the other six couples, including Bozo and Vanja who were also introduced late in the season. TLC has done that to us before when a couple's story fizzles out. Remember how Nicole and Mahmoud suddenly disappeared without explanation,  but Angela and Michael came on board towards the end of the season? My theory is that everyone is filmed and all this is loosely orchestrated before the season airs but can be edited as necessary as certain events come to light. 

Guess who! 

[bravofan27]

Bozo is a lot of things, but a virgin is not one of them. He's in love with his "ex", not attracted to Vanja, and in a bit of a pickle. I think he's completely happy being a bachelor, loves the attention from his mom and aunt, and has no itching desire to come to the US. That's the common denominator in all the relationships that "work." The folks that aren't trying to come to the US and are perfectly happy where they are-- like Bozo, are way different than the abroad folks that do. Chidi is still hanging on to Rayne because he doesn't want to let go of his US dream and having a better life, IMO.

[kirklandia]

On 11/3/2024 at 7:00 PM, Mrs. Landingham said:

Marry her MOM???

It's a modern take on Lolita!

[bravofan27]

Vanja looks like a cross between Anna Nicole Smith, Paris Hilton 2000 era, Cindy Lauper, and Courtney Love.