S07 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, For Cereals said:

One with merch

she gonna walk out with a ultrasound of kittens or something .. that place looked sketch as hell lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

So happy that True thinks he can tell her that he'll "allow her" to do this "this time".  I don't think he's in a position to offer or deny permission.  

Her desperation will blur her vision, and she’ll decide he’s a trustworthy Eagle Scout so she’ll give him a second third fourth chance.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Another strip mall ultrasound.  Am I in the wrong line of work?  Are those places profitable?

They MUST be. There seems to be a steady stream of people who can't wait to spend their hard earned money on vanity ultrasounds. Bet they're not cheap either. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh True. GUARANTEED you will soon be back in prison.

Guys. I smashed the shit out of my pinkie trying to hang some pictures (more thrift shop art) and typing is crazy hard. Maybe I need a gummy or six.

Was it word art?  

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh True. GUARANTEED you will soon be back in prison.

Guys. I smashed the shit out of my pinkie trying to hang some pictures (more thrift shop art) and typing is crazy hard. Maybe I need a gummy or six.

Oh, please tell me it was word art. That would be epic.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh True. GUARANTEED you will soon be back in prison.

Guys. I smashed the shit out of my pinkie trying to hang some pictures (more thrift shop art) and typing is crazy hard. Maybe I need a gummy or six.

I can send you some of the white sangria I made.  Forgot the fruit soaked up most of the alcohol so I used 2 bottles (got some cheap from a tour) and OMG, I think I made toilet hooch!  I took 2 sips and nearly passed out!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d love to get a tour of Chris’ hidey hole in the attic.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Next they'll go to the car wash colonoscopy center that's part of the gas station. 

Then there's the axe throwing/vasectomy clinic.

[Empress1]

Is that a choker on Christine? It looks like a scar.

[Keywestclubkid]

he is too old to be hiding someone from prison in his house .. this is weird 

[Empress1]

I say, good for the ex. 

[Ladystardust]

Does the ex-wife know Christine lives there? I can't imagine the mom doesn't want the kids to meet her but is fine with her creepily living in the attic.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Was it word art?  

You take that back! It was a lovely botanical print I found at Savers for $5! Though next time I go I'm going to look for a Live Laugh Love sign so I can make me one of these: 

[Keywestclubkid]

ummmm yes it would matter ... you are a drug addicted bank robber fresh out of prison she has a right to have an issue with you being around her kids unsupervised 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

he is too old to be hiding someone from prison in his house .. this is weird 

I kinda don't blame mom though - I wouldn't want my kid to meet the new ex-con girlfriend right away either. But I think hiding her upstairs is weird AF.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Is that a choker on Christine? It looks like a scar.

It's a neck bracelet, the latest version of a ankle bracelet for parolees.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Someone needs to explain to Christine that her dress is meant to be loose and flowing. It's so tight you can count the dimples on her ass.  Does no one on this shown understand clothing sizes? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris, you’re going to strangle yourself with that necklace. It’s too small for your ample neck.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Is that a choker on Christine? It looks like a scar.

It's a choker that is living up to its name.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I can send you some of the white sangria I made.  Forgot the fruit soaked up most of the alcohol so I used 2 bottles (got some cheap from a tour) and OMG, I think I made toilet hooch!  I took 2 sips and nearly passed out!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Box some up and send it pronto! 

[Keywestclubkid]

your ungratfull and over reacting that im forcing you to reenact the play of  Anne frank basically IRL .... this is weird 

Edited Saturday at 12:19 AM by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Was it word art?  

"Love, life, *smash* damn! My pinkie!"

[Red Bridey]

Boy, Chris is a mess. Why does she rock and roll on that couch? And she's a slob. Look at the crap in the bedroom. Can she not put those clothes away?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's a neck bracelet, the latest version of an ankle bracelet for parolees.

If she’s wearing them to keep her head from rolling around, fail…

[Gobi]

This is like the setup for a horror movie, except that in a horror movie Christine would be attractive.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh, I forgot all about Julian’s secret. I’m sure it’s something new and original that we’ve never heard on this show before.

[kacesq]

Greetings bunkies! Sorry I’m late returning to the halfway house!

[Elizzikra]

I had a root canal yesterday and the entire right side of my face was numb all afternoon. I think my jaw sort of acted like Christine's - like the left side was extra wiggly to make up for the sedentary right side.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Uh oh, I forgot all about Julian’s secret. I’m sure it’s something new and original that we’ve never heard on this show before.

And guaranteed it will enrich the lives of those children.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Love, life, *smash* damn! My pinkie!"

DEAD

[kacesq]

I love how no one’s solution to money is ever get a normal boring job,

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Boy, Chris is a mess. Why does she rock and roll on that couch? And she's a slob. Look at the crap in the bedroom. Can she not put those clothes away?

I mean, I bet she had to keep her cell neat. 

[Gobi]

What's Kasen's middle name, "Point"?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

And guaranteed it will enrich the lives of those children.

He wants to give them a better life. He loves them more than anything.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yo, Joey needs rims. He simply HAS to have them. Kim’s money is no object.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Wait. Is she saying an ex-con is spending someone else's money as if there is a never-ending supply? 

He's getting rims. Chance 2.0. The rims are for the children so they can feel proud. 

[OoogleEyes]

Bad ass rims on my mini van, brah

[kacesq]

Is he seriously wanting to put fancy asa rims in that Nissan SUV? 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Does the ex-wife know Christine lives there? I can't imagine the mom doesn't want the kids to meet her but is fine with her creepily living in the attic.

Yeah. And I really don’t approve of these people moving these people they barely know and who their kids have never heard of in with their kids. I’d react the same way the ex is. If I were Kim’s ex I’d be going to court to get full custody.

Christine’s insistence that it’s her house is really bothering me. Does she pay bills?

[Keywestclubkid]

its just something I wanna do .... lord hear me 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He wants to give them a better life. He loves them more than anything.

But sometimes he forgets to feed them...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I love how no one’s solution to money is ever get a normal boring job,

You mean like power washing?

[Empress1]

This bitch is spending her life savings on this dude? With two young kids?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Greetings bunkies! Sorry I’m late returning to the halfway house!

Did you meet with your PO? And is your ankle monitor charged? 

HE'S OUT BUYING RIMS FOR $2200 WITH HER MONEY OH MY GOD

[Keywestclubkid]

I wanna do something nice for myself ... haha LORD 

[For Cereals]

Rollin’ on dubs on my Pathfinder LMFAO

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What did Christine say her job was? I couldn't understand her mushmouth protestations of pride in working. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yo, Joey needs rims. He simply HAS to have them. Kim’s money is no object.

Hey, he just wanted to give himself a little treat. He deserves it. 

[WaltersHair]

Food for the kids or 2,200 dollar rims? Oh the choices.

[For Cereals]

She needs to cancel that card