S07 LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Hey...I feel judged. 

No pantie zone here! Ya gotta let it breathe every now and then 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Looks like she isn't going to shuffle off to Buffalo.

We need a drum "ta-da" emoji for that one!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

No pantie zone here! Ya gotta let it breathe every now and then 

Free range vajayjay.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

No pantie zone here! Ya gotta let it breathe every now and then 

Don't forget to steam it, too!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Not sure what is worse—the raindrop dress or the getup shes got on now.

[Pepper Mostly]

The recurring motif of this episode is eggs. For those of you taking notes. 

[Ladystardust]

Somebody please buy Hope a deep conditioning hair mask. I live near her. Maybe I can find her truck and leave some on the seat with a bow.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Not sure what is worse—the raindrop dress or the getup shes got on now.

None of this woman's clothes fit her. 

[Gobi]

Fabric store? What, no sex shop nearby?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Not sure what is worse—the raindrop dress or the getup shes got on now.

It's apples and oranges.  The raindrop sausage casing was for special occasions.  This is her streetwear look.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Camo? Of all the fabrics, that’s what he chooses? He has great taste in cloth AND women.

[MagicEyes]

I went to get coffee, and there was a man at the counter wearing a skintight unitard. Booty short length. Just letting it all hang out. He would be right at home on this show. 

[Keywestclubkid]

What the hell is with this outfit .. why does she not own cloths that fit her? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

None of this woman's clothes fit her. 

Maybe that is another theme for tonight...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope’s sister would love Arthur’s forehead tattoo.

[JenE4]

Almost forgot about the show, but got here just in time for Arthur to tell us about his love of making turtlenecks for people because everyone deserves to feel good. How cute.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

None of this woman's clothes fit her. 

She’s put on weight, based on some photos they’ve showed, and I wonder if she’s still squeezing into clothes she had from when she was thinner. She needs to swallow her pride and go up a size or two.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Somebody please buy Hope a deep conditioning hair mask. I live near her. Maybe I can find her truck and leave some on the seat with a bow.

She actually has a pretty face. And she does not do one thing to make the most of her appearance. Some clothes that fit properly and a hair color that exists in nature would go a long way.

[Keywestclubkid]

Is that a zit at the top of that pyramid? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca coming in hot stupid.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Fabric store? What, no sex shop nearby?

They're just killing time until the ax throwing bar opens. 

[For Cereals]

Man, interwebs must have melted.  No streaming rn.  I will just read and be entertained LOL.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I went to get coffee, and there was a man at the counter wearing a skintight unitard. Booty short length. Just letting it all hang out. He would be right at home on this show. 

Next time, get a photo!!

[Gobi]

Don't worry, Arthur. Those tats are going to make an impression, I guarantee it.

[WaltersHair]

There's an episode of The Twilight Zone where a guy has to cover his third eye. This do-rag is an episode waiting to happen.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She actually has a pretty face. And she does not do one thing to make the most of her appearance. Some clothes that fit properly and a hair color that exists in nature would go a long way.

Yes! And she probably has beautiful curls if she laid off the bleach and took care of them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That W looks like Troy’s mother’s unleashed breasts.

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I went to get coffee, and there was a man at the counter wearing a skintight unitard. Booty short length. Just letting it all hang out. He would be right at home on this show. 

Are you in Palm Springs?

[Keywestclubkid]

This girl annoys the hell out of me 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

What the hell is with this outfit .. why does she not own cloths that fit her? 

@Keywestclubkid, we've done it again! Glad to see we're back in sync!

[Gobi]

"My only friend here is my old friend alcohol. I can always depend on that!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca is like excited to like have sex with Daniel.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

This girl annoys the hell out of me 

Mark my words, she'll turn out to be crazier than Crazy Heather. 

[JenE4]

Why does this girl’s sun tattoo have a double chin?! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel’s parents are going to love Bianca. She’s so intelligent and impressive.

[Keywestclubkid]

They don’t owe you those special moments you ding bat .. he doesn’t dictate the terms of release they do 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Next time, get a photo!!

I was a little...um...distracted. I'll try to take a sneaky photo if I see him again!

[Gobi]

"He doesn't want a halfway house. It's a whole house or no house!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel’s mother might think Bianca isn’t good enough for Daniel? Umm, okay.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel’s parents are going to love Bianca. She’s so intelligent and impressive.

And mature.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel’s parents are going to love Bianca. She’s so intelligent and impressive.

And wise beyond her years.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mark my words, she'll turn out to be crazier than Crazy Heather. 

Or that crazy first gf of Shawn's.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"He doesn't want a halfway house. It's a whole house or no house!"

"Actually, he wants a condo down on the waterfront. I'm sure that can be arranged, right?"

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel’s mother might think Bianca isn’t good enough for Daniel? Umm, okay.

These parents and sisters of the cons amuse the bejesus out of me. They're always so protective and suspicious. Are these hussies worthy of their son or brother, the convicted felon? Harrumph. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Actually, he wants a condo down on the waterfront. I'm sure that can be arranged, right?"

Especially when he is offered a CEO position at a tech company when he gets out of prison. He deserves it!

[Pepper Mostly]

They've been in that apartment for three days and it already looks like a tornado hit it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris’ tics look like they get worse with stress. And she hasn’t yet been stowed away in Julian’s attic.

[Eldemarge]

I'm here! Was at the gym... I know I must have missed a lot!  Booooo

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Especially when he is offered a CEO position at a tech company when he gets out of prison. He deserves it!

If push comes to shove, he'd consider an Executive VP role, if the compensation and perks were right. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chris’ tics look like they get worse with stress. And she hasn’t yet been stowed away in Julian’s attic.

Somebody on Reddit made a meme of VC Andrew's Flowers in the Attic, with Chris' photo. Hilarious.

[Gobi]

Is there such a thing as Floating Jaw Syndrome? Because if there is, she has it.