S07 LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

As long as he doesn’t present himself as a licensed attorney it’s ok. Hell in my former life the convicts filed most of their motions on their own behalf. 

Those were the ones who wanted to do something about their situation, and then we have .... these guys. 😉

[kacesq]

I am a cranky old lady but I’m so tired of these young girls and the sing song talking…”like…we were LIT e RALLY inseparable…”

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

They should should provide a dick size chart for us at this point. It should include two columns for each person, what the convict claims and the actual measurement. 

I was going to say true measurement but with True on the show that would be confusing. 

A third column for the drawing/outline of their dicks.

[JenE4]

Andres has some head of hair! Get this man a shampoo sponsorship!

[WaltersHair]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

As long as he doesn’t present himself as a licensed attorney it’s ok. Hell in my former life the convicts filed most of their motions on their own behalf. 

Law has always fascinated me. In medicine there are strict guidelines. Wasn't Kim K going for a law license by not going to school in Cali? So many questions.

[kacesq]

Now let’s take a moment to appreciate Andres’ hair.

[Empress1]

I like Andres. He’s like, girl, your man is dumb.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Daniel is yet another con who thinks he gets to decide what he does while he's on probation.  This will go well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Bianca’s dog is well behaved.

[WaltersHair]

That is some boy band hair right there.

[Keywestclubkid]

He’s in PRISON .. what the fuck do you think he’s doing .. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wow!  Bianca is needy.  She's naive and gullible.  This will not end well.

[kacesq]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Law has always fascinated me. In medicine there are strict guidelines. Wasn't Kim K going for a law license by not going to school in Cali? So many questions.

Yes. She was supposedly apprenticing with a lawyer and then was going to take the “baby bar”… that course isn’t available in every state. And iirc she flunked the baby bar and we heard no more about it.

similar to Gia Giudice going to law school after the injustice of her dad getting deported…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did Daniel age about 20 years while in prison? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Andres has some head of hair! Get this man a shampoo sponsorship!

My son's hair is like that. Gorgeous and curly. Of course he cuts it short to spite me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel: Trust me.

Me: Okay.

[WaltersHair]

Andre has way too good of a hairdo and all his teeth for this show.

[OoogleEyes]

This girl is too much. He's in jail now, wait until he gets out

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Wow!  Bianca is needy.  She's naive and gullible.  This will not end well.

Is it wrong of me to say her life is a car wreck?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

He’s in PRISON .. what the fuck do you think he’s doing .. 

That is exactly what I shouted out loud at the TV! I'm telling you, this woman is INSANE.

[Auntie Anxiety]

True doesn’t want to commit. First he wants to see Shonta’s bank statements.

[kacesq]

These women are so needy. These guys are losers, just out of jail, no job and all they care about is being engaged or married. Like, whoohoo! I have a huzzbin! Sure he’s a felon but I’m married!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

There are snails in my garden with more energy than Shonta. She is an energy vampire. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shonta doesn’t seem to mind if True keeps using her. It’s tattooed on her forehead.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

There are snails in my garden with more energy than Shonta. She is an energy vampire. 

Right? My god, she spends all her time splayed out like a starfish, staring at her phone or droning at True. Didn't she have some energy and hustle when we first met her? 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shonta doesn’t seem to mind if True keeps using her. It’s tattooed on her forehead.

Yup. He's only "dating" her because he is paroling to her address. And he senses that she may have a few more nickels he can con out of her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shonta looks happy that True called off the engagement. Last week she did mention the sex was like having sex with a 17 year old. He was bragging about his 3 hour performance then she gave the shade. 

[JenE4]

I’m not going to be like all these other dudes leaving the woman who held it down for them on the outside. I’m just not on the right frame of mind to not be like one of those dudes. Okay, True. Go with the flow. The river is just flowing away from True.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shonta, you have no one to blame but yourself. You aren’t the victim.

[Keywestclubkid]

Your feelings are hurt? I thought you was cool?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Shonta. Join a book group or a church choir. Meet a guy who's not a felon. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Anyone think that maybe Shonta should be saying this to True rather than the camera? It's like watching a block of wood and a brick wall have a conversation. 

[For Cereals]

Did Bianca have head trauma like Black and White Cookie (Mrs Dalton)?

[Elizzikra]

WAIT! I just realized we haven't seen the pink-haired trucker girl yet this week?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tell whichever Braxton that is that her 1970s Farrah Fawcett wig is not a good look. Does no one own a mirror? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

WAIT! I just realized we haven't seen the pink-haired trucker girl yet this week?

The trucker has pink hair???  I must have missed it, being focused on that atrocious get-up she was wearing! 😂

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

WAIT! I just realized we haven't seen the pink-haired trucker girl yet this week?

That outfit needed a break 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

That outfit needed a break 

I'm very excited to see what her general trucker wear is. Do we think she wears tight Temu dresses to drive her rig?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

That outfit needed a break 

The straps on that outfit needed a break.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Anyone think that maybe Shonta should be saying this to True rather than the camera? It's like watching a block of wood and a brick wall have a conversation. 

She must be someone who avoids confrontation.  She had so much more to say in her talking head. She can read the writing on the wall and knows it was a huge mistake.  I hope the sunk cost fallacy doesn't stop her from doing what she needs to do.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

That outfit needed a break 

Well, the seams were under some serious stress. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Kim can tells her sons that Joey is Santa?

[kacesq]

Mom broke out her good QVC necklace…

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

That outfit needed a break 

It sprung a leak

[Pepper Mostly]

Joey is BAKED in his talking heads. 

[WaltersHair]

"I haven't saw her in a while." Were they part of a magic show???

[kacesq]

I hate the forced insta family. 

The kids names are Kyson and Kyler? Of course they are. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god the matching jammies. I can't.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim loves this man with every fiber of her being. And she’s waiting for the hypodermic other shoe to drop.

[Ladystardust]

Who leaves those gross blue tin cookies out for Santa? They're not getting anything good for Christmas.