S07 LIVE CHAT

[Eldemarge]

Okay, Troy is BAKED in his talking heads.  I'm probably not the first person to point this out.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Z's first husband was in prison with Troy. I'm sure they saw each other naked at some point. 

[Red Bridey]

I came in late so forgive me if I missed it but are those green pants an "on purpose" or just an unfortunate coincidence?

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Okay, Troy is BAKED in his talking heads.  I'm probably not the first person to point this out.

I don't think that Troy is ever NOT baked...

[Eldemarge]

OH no no...this girl is definitely doing the MOST.

Joke's on you, girl, he's going to cheat anyway!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does she take off her fake hair mountain for sex?

[Gobi]

Good to know she's not shallow and is focused on the important attributes of Troy.

[Ladystardust]

Have they never heard of the prison dick pic (aka dick tracing)? Has she never ASKED? I mean, if it's that important to her...

[WaltersHair]

300 Dollars???? I would have done it for 20 and pizza

[Keywestclubkid]

Joan Crawford would be in HEAVEN .. Steam those germs off you 

Edited August 10, 2024 by Keywestclubkid

[Elizzikra]

And after steaming your private parts, you can cook rice!

[Empress1]

This is so much more information than I need.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Instead of stewing in his own juices in the bath, why not have him take a silkwood shower to scrub prison off? 

[Eldemarge]

I really hope Troy has a small dick.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Three Dog Night was my first live concert. I am 483 dog years old.

I saw them at the Cape Cod Melody Tent in maybe--1974? I went with a guy I hardly knew, and two friends of his. They had a huge screaming fight and we fled in terror. Never found them again and had to hitchhike home from the Cape to Boston. I vaguely remember being in the back of a pickup for a good chunk of the trip. Its a MIRACLE I got home. 

[OoogleEyes]

Omg. She prayed for a big dick. Okay then.

[JenE4]

$300 on decorations? Girl, you got ripped off. A private parts steamer?!? What the hell?! Is that part of the $300 investment? What about the money bouquet?

[Empress1]

If she’s a size queen, you’d think she’d have asked to see his dick before now.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

And after steaming your private parts, you can cook rice!

Who’s gonna be hungry after smelling steamed vag and buthole .. 

[Gobi]

"Almighty God, I beseech you in your infinite mercy, please bestow upon Troy a large penis."

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I saw them at the Cape Cod Melody Tent in maybe--1974? I went with a guy I hardly knew, and two friends of his. They had a huge screaming fight and we fled in terror. Never found them again and had to hitchhike home from the Cape to Boston. I vaguely remember being in the back of a pickup for a good chunk of the trip. Its a MIRACLE I got home. 

🎶Memmmmmreys!🎶

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I need these people to understand you cannot steam your junk at a level of heat that will kill germs. It would seriously injure you. You're only giving them a warm, moist environment to multiply. 

Later she'll suggest they suntan their taints. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Who had that on the bingo card? 

(Madly scribbling notes)

She spent $300 on streamers and rose petals and a plastic crown?  

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

And after steaming your private parts, you can cook rice!

It's Three! Three! Three steamers in one!

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

OH no no...this girl is definitely doing the MOST.

Joke's on you, girl, he's going to cheat anyway!

After he steals her banking information and gives her an STD.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Omg. She prayed for a big dick. Okay then.

Lord Jesus, please let Troy have a large penis. Forget about starving children, wars, poverty, people who are sick and dying. all of those other pesky annoyances. Give my man a large schlong that fits me just right. 

Priorities! 

[Empress1]

“Exhausting.” 😂

[Ladystardust]

Finally, honesty. None of this "we had sex for three hours" bullshit. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I really hope Troy has a small dick.

Somehow I suspect that anything smaller than a baseball bat is going to be a disappointment. 

[Gobi]

"Like, you know, like, basically, like, hopefully, like, you know."

[Auntie Anxiety]

How dare Arthur not get her face tattooed on his body!

[Keywestclubkid]

Hahaha that’s a burn I mean you got one and he didn’t 

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I need these people to understand you cannot steam your junk at a level of heat that will kill germs. It would seriously injure you. You're only giving them a warm, moist environment to multiply. 

Later she'll suggest they suntan their taints. 

I made the mistake of watching the last season of Girls and Lena Dunham did that exact thing. On camera.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How dare Arthur not get her face tattooed on his body!

I mean ... she paid...

[Ladystardust]

Man-Man? Really?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He got every other ugly tattoo in the world, but he didn't get her face. 

[Keywestclubkid]

You made yourself the butt of the joke .. your friends were smart you should have listened that’s why they are your fiends 

[Pepper Mostly]

You feel pretty stupid? Girl. 

Oh, he's never going to lie to her again. He's learned his lesson. Honestly. 

He's texting his aunt-tay, obviously. 

[WaltersHair]

With that pink mess pinned up, her face is much nicer.

[JenE4]

How was Arthur supposed to get a potrait of you tattooed in prison?!? Did you not see that smudged triangle on his face?!? That’s the quality of a prison tattoo. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Man-Man? Really?

It's so personalized. After all, none of these folks ever refer to their partner as their man.  She can use that for her next boyfriend and the next and the next and . . . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Arthur can sew Hope up a little frock to make up for not getting the tattoo.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He got every other ugly tattoo in the world, but he didn't get her face. 

Maybe he ran out of blank skin?

[Red Bridey]

How does "Man-Man" relate to Arthur? How could the uninitiated know that's her Boo?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Like, you know, like, basically, like, hopefully, like, you know."

Thank you for clearing that up 

[Red Bridey]

These Omnilux commercials CRACK ME UP. Seriously, they are ridiculous.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I mean ... she paid...

He probably got that triangle tat instead 

[Ladystardust]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Maybe he ran out of blank skin?

Hey, he still has the middle of that triangle. Which I personally think is a fine option for a portrait of your girlfriend.

[For Cereals]

10 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's Three! Three! Three steamers in one!

Buy 5 save 5!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Latisha is hosting a get out of jail free party.