Eldemarge August 10 Share August 10 Okay, Troy is BAKED in his talking heads. I'm probably not the first person to point this out. 4 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 Z's first husband was in prison with Troy. I'm sure they saw each other naked at some point. 2 1 Link to comment
Red Bridey August 10 Share August 10 I came in late so forgive me if I missed it but are those green pants an "on purpose" or just an unfortunate coincidence? 2 5 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 10 Share August 10 1 minute ago, Eldemarge said: Okay, Troy is BAKED in his talking heads. I'm probably not the first person to point this out. I don't think that Troy is ever NOT baked... 2 3 Link to comment
Eldemarge August 10 Share August 10 OH no no...this girl is definitely doing the MOST. Joke's on you, girl, he's going to cheat anyway! 1 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 Does she take off her fake hair mountain for sex? 7 Link to comment
Gobi August 10 Share August 10 Good to know she's not shallow and is focused on the important attributes of Troy. 1 1 4 Link to comment
Ladystardust August 10 Share August 10 Have they never heard of the prison dick pic (aka dick tracing)? Has she never ASKED? I mean, if it's that important to her... 3 6 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 10 Share August 10 300 Dollars???? I would have done it for 20 and pizza 6 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 (edited) Joan Crawford would be in HEAVEN .. Steam those germs off you Edited August 10 by Keywestclubkid 1 6 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 10 Share August 10 And after steaming your private parts, you can cook rice! 1 1 12 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 Instead of stewing in his own juices in the bath, why not have him take a silkwood shower to scrub prison off? 3 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: Three Dog Night was my first live concert. I am 483 dog years old. I saw them at the Cape Cod Melody Tent in maybe--1974? I went with a guy I hardly knew, and two friends of his. They had a huge screaming fight and we fled in terror. Never found them again and had to hitchhike home from the Cape to Boston. I vaguely remember being in the back of a pickup for a good chunk of the trip. Its a MIRACLE I got home. 3 2 2 2 Link to comment
JenE4 August 10 Share August 10 $300 on decorations? Girl, you got ripped off. A private parts steamer?!? What the hell?! Is that part of the $300 investment? What about the money bouquet? 2 4 Link to comment
Empress1 August 10 Share August 10 If she’s a size queen, you’d think she’d have asked to see his dick before now. 4 1 1 2 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 Just now, Elizzikra said: And after steaming your private parts, you can cook rice! Who’s gonna be hungry after smelling steamed vag and buthole .. 1 1 5 Link to comment
Gobi August 10 Share August 10 "Almighty God, I beseech you in your infinite mercy, please bestow upon Troy a large penis." 10 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 10 Share August 10 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: I saw them at the Cape Cod Melody Tent in maybe--1974? I went with a guy I hardly knew, and two friends of his. They had a huge screaming fight and we fled in terror. Never found them again and had to hitchhike home from the Cape to Boston. I vaguely remember being in the back of a pickup for a good chunk of the trip. Its a MIRACLE I got home. 🎶Memmmmmreys!🎶 1 3 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 I need these people to understand you cannot steam your junk at a level of heat that will kill germs. It would seriously injure you. You're only giving them a warm, moist environment to multiply. Later she'll suggest they suntan their taints. 1 1 3 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: Who had that on the bingo card? (Madly scribbling notes) She spent $300 on streamers and rose petals and a plastic crown? 2 2 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 10 Share August 10 3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said: And after steaming your private parts, you can cook rice! It's Three! Three! Three steamers in one! 1 9 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: OH no no...this girl is definitely doing the MOST. Joke's on you, girl, he's going to cheat anyway! After he steals her banking information and gives her an STD. 5 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: Omg. She prayed for a big dick. Okay then. Lord Jesus, please let Troy have a large penis. Forget about starving children, wars, poverty, people who are sick and dying. all of those other pesky annoyances. Give my man a large schlong that fits me just right. Priorities! 3 6 Link to comment
Ladystardust August 10 Share August 10 Finally, honesty. None of this "we had sex for three hours" bullshit. 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: I really hope Troy has a small dick. Somehow I suspect that anything smaller than a baseball bat is going to be a disappointment. 1 6 Link to comment
Gobi August 10 Share August 10 "Like, you know, like, basically, like, hopefully, like, you know." 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 How dare Arthur not get her face tattooed on his body! 1 4 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 Hahaha that’s a burn I mean you got one and he didn’t 3 3 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 10 Share August 10 3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: I need these people to understand you cannot steam your junk at a level of heat that will kill germs. It would seriously injure you. You're only giving them a warm, moist environment to multiply. Later she'll suggest they suntan their taints. I made the mistake of watching the last season of Girls and Lena Dunham did that exact thing. On camera. 1 1 2 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 10 Share August 10 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: How dare Arthur not get her face tattooed on his body! I mean ... she paid... 4 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 He got every other ugly tattoo in the world, but he didn't get her face. 1 3 8 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 You made yourself the butt of the joke .. your friends were smart you should have listened that’s why they are your fiends 3 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 You feel pretty stupid? Girl. Oh, he's never going to lie to her again. He's learned his lesson. Honestly. He's texting his aunt-tay, obviously. 1 5 Link to comment
JenE4 August 10 Share August 10 How was Arthur supposed to get a potrait of you tattooed in prison?!? Did you not see that smudged triangle on his face?!? That’s the quality of a prison tattoo. 6 1 1 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 10 Share August 10 With that pink mess pinned up, her face is much nicer. 3 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 Just now, Ladystardust said: Man-Man? Really? It's so personalized. After all, none of these folks ever refer to their partner as their man. She can use that for her next boyfriend and the next and the next and . . . . 2 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 Maybe Arthur can sew Hope up a little frock to make up for not getting the tattoo. 7 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 10 Share August 10 1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: He got every other ugly tattoo in the world, but he didn't get her face. Maybe he ran out of blank skin? 2 1 1 Link to comment
Red Bridey August 10 Share August 10 How does "Man-Man" relate to Arthur? How could the uninitiated know that's her Boo? 3 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 10 Share August 10 3 minutes ago, Gobi said: "Like, you know, like, basically, like, hopefully, like, you know." Thank you for clearing that up 1 5 Link to comment
Red Bridey August 10 Share August 10 These Omnilux commercials CRACK ME UP. Seriously, they are ridiculous. 1 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 10 Share August 10 4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said: I mean ... she paid... He probably got that triangle tat instead 6 Link to comment
Ladystardust August 10 Share August 10 3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said: Maybe he ran out of blank skin? Hey, he still has the middle of that triangle. Which I personally think is a fine option for a portrait of your girlfriend. 1 1 7 Link to comment
For Cereals August 10 Share August 10 10 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: It's Three! Three! Three steamers in one! Buy 5 save 5! 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 Latisha is hosting a get out of jail free party. 5 Link to comment
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