WaltersHair August 10 Share August 10 Girl, he does not care if the curtains match the carpet. He just got out of jail. I'd be worried about staring at that tattoo on his forehead. 6 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 1 minute ago, Red Bridey said: So she preferred the cabin of an 18-wheeler to that apartment? Is she completely deranged? I mean .. lol 4 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 Her mouth says, "I'm chillin'". Her face says, "I will cut you." 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 Yep, Shonta and True are an excellent match, made in heaven, even. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 Cut him loose, Shonta, do it now. Its not too late, cut your losses. 5 Link to comment
For Cereals August 10 Share August 10 I just can’t take him seriously with that triangle on his head. 4 1 Link to comment
Gobi August 10 Share August 10 "He basically dogged me." Does that mean "raw dogged"? 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 He hates rules. Prison must have been a bear. 2 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 hes got to be with you 24/7 and check in and tell you everything hes doing at all times when he isnt with you and you dont wanna talk to him but everything cool ... girl you are to much 3 4 Link to comment
JenE4 August 10 Share August 10 Okay, he is wearing his new hat… But what mall is open at 8 am? The malls near me don’t open until 11. What were you doing for those 3 hours, True? 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 Wait, what? A vagina steamer makes an appearance after all? 4 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 10 Share August 10 Private parts steam? I hope there isn't a crystal penis in there. 4 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said: Girl, he does not care if the curtains match the carpet. He just got out of jail. I'd be worried about staring at that tattoo on his forehead. She often finds she is missing entire blocks of time. It's like she was hypnotized. She just has vague memories of a triangle. 1 8 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 10 Share August 10 5 minutes ago, Empress1 said: Okay, the sewing machine is cute. I can’t sew to save my life. Seriously. Much better than a gaming system. The man has a goal, at least. Other than being the top rapper in Rhode Island 4 2 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 (edited) I love that the vag steam has evolved from sitting on a toilet covered while steam wafted up to just straight up steamer lol Edited August 10 by Keywestclubkid 3 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 10 Share August 10 3 minutes ago, Gobi said: "He basically dogged me." Does that mean "raw dogged"? I don't get the doggerel 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 Joey is quite the catch. Kim is one lucky girl. 1 2 1 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge August 10 Share August 10 I am so late! They moved the time up so it's definitely when I'm at the gym! Bah! 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said: I don't get the doggerel Every dog has his day. 2 3 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 10 Share August 10 So, he's a safe driver, lol. Mama has been renewing. 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Every dog has his day. Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas. 5 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 Joey: And now I'm free, and I am jonesing so bad you can feel it through the TV. 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 Joey. You will be back inside within six months. 5 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 10 Share August 10 5 minutes ago, JenE4 said: Okay, he is wearing his new hat… But what mall is open at 8 am? The malls near me don’t open until 11. What were you doing for those 3 hours, True? He was hanging out with his sister. Damn, she's worse that a real prison guard 5 Link to comment
Gobi August 10 Share August 10 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Every dog has his day. I don't have a dog in that fight. 5 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 In Joey's defense, he hasn't had a traffic violation in more than 6 years! 1 1 8 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas. Out there with those early worms 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 10 Share August 10 1 minute ago, Gobi said: I don't have a dog in that fight. Can't teach an old dog new tricks. 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 10 Share August 10 I’m sure Joey will slide right into being a parent without any difficulty whatsoever. He loves those kids more than anything. 1 1 4 Link to comment
Empress1 August 10 Share August 10 I hate when they drag kids into their fuckery. 5 6 Link to comment
WaltersHair August 10 Share August 10 1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said: He was hanging out with his sister. Damn, she's worse that a real prison guard To be fair, he's probably paroled to her and he could have shot her a text. But, yes. She's going to be hard. 3 1 Link to comment
For Cereals August 10 Share August 10 3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: I am so late! They moved the time up so it's definitely when I'm at the gym! Bah! At least you go! I…signed up 4 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid August 10 Share August 10 He gets out of one prison and you put him in another just without the bars .. sounds smart .. 3 Link to comment
Eldemarge August 10 Share August 10 I have never had the urge to bone on top of rose petals. That sounds really annoying. 3 2 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 True and Shonta at odds? Who saw that coming? Everyone. Every single person in the world. E-ver-y-one. 4 6 1 Link to comment
Elizzikra August 10 Share August 10 1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: In Joey's defense, he hasn't had a traffic violation in more than 6 years! H should get some sort of insurance discount... 6 Link to comment
Ladystardust August 10 Share August 10 He is NOT sitting in a bubble bath with a crown and an ankle monitor on... 7 Link to comment
Gobi August 10 Share August 10 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Can't teach an old dog new tricks. It's a dog eat dog world out there. 1 4 Link to comment
OoogleEyes August 10 Share August 10 4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Every dog has his day. Three Dog Night was my first live concert. I am 483 dog years old. 1 7 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 1 minute ago, WaltersHair said: To be fair, he's probably paroled to her and he could have shot her a text. But, yes. She's going to be hard. Or left a note. That's why you always leave a note. Just now, Eldemarge said: I have never had the urge to bone on top of rose petals. That sounds really annoying. I am allergic to roses. Can't say I'd enjoy the rash and wheezing. 😬 4 Link to comment
Red Bridey August 10 Share August 10 We had high winds blowing around for four hours. A big branch came down in our condo complex back yard but luckily missed our decks. May have taken out the rotating composter but I can't tell. It was crazy! 9 1 Link to comment
Eldemarge August 10 Share August 10 "No creature on earth, except for my dog, is EVER gonna control me!" Did I do it right? 6 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 10 Author Share August 10 2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said: He is NOT sitting in a bubble bath with a crown and an ankle monitor on... Who had that on the bingo card? 7 Link to comment
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