S08.E17: The Troll Toll

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I kind of get this. My ex husband did the opposite-- he tried to force me into the wageless housefrau role. That's why he's my ex. He still owes $49,000 in back child support, and the kids are in their 30s.

That's awful! I'm so sorry. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, fuck the blessing. They're married, they have a kid, YOUR GRANDCHILD, Carlos. Quit being a jerk. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I am dying at the fact that Carlos likes John

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, bref said:

Of all the many dislikeable characters we've seen on this franchise, for some reason Statler annoys me the most.

She really is breathtakingly annoying.

[Eldemarge]

I'm mad that they aren't going to let us go to bed without forcing us to watch Jasmine cry again.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am dying at the fact that Carlos likes John

Carlos seems to be a pot-stirring asshole.

[sainte-chapelle]

I just realized I sang the furry belly song to my cat while rubbing her belly…I don’t think I should be commenting on any of these people 😂 

[MagicEyes]

Off topic--people on NextDoor are complaining about my horrible boss! Nothing will change, but it's nice to know it's not just me.

[Zombness]

OMG Jasmine what didn't you say.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Carlos seems to be a pot-stirring asshole.

Apple. Tree. Where do you think Thais learned it?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Zombness said:

OMG Jasmine what didn't you say.

That necklace is giving me 90s vibes

[Eldemarge]

Gino and his dirty bag sitting on the hotel bed.  Jasmine sitting there in her full makeup and costume and deciding this is the time to fight.  I'd be taking that shit off immediately and showering to get comfy!  And then turn on Forensic Files.  And THEN try to have this talk.  Whatever the hell it is.

[Suzywriter]

In Maine, it's hot sticky buggy itchy season. How is everybody's weather.

Shut up Jasmine.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Apple. Tree. Where do you think Thais learned it?

It's a genetic trait.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jasmine, of course Gino doesn't want to bang, you never shut the hell up!

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Off topic--people on NextDoor are complaining about my horrible boss! Nothing will change, but it's nice to know it's not just me.

Wow sounds bad! Hope you can get a new job soon. 

Gino is right about the root of their problems not being sex. Can't believe I agree with him though. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

In Maine, it's hot sticky buggy itchy season. How is everybody's weather.

Shut up Jasmine.

Toronto is humid, sticky and buggy as well. We don’t really get a spring anymore 

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

In Maine, it's hot sticky buggy itchy season. How is everybody's weather.

Shut up Jasmine.

It's a genetic trait.

Same here in the swamp (DC). 

[MagicEyes]

The tell-alls keep growing! So many fame-hungry people. If you can call this fame.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

In Maine, it's hot sticky buggy itchy season. How is everybody's weather.

Shut up Jasmine.

It's a genetic trait.

Well I thought we'd get some nice storms because of this hurricane but NO!  It's not going to hit in the right spot.  This hurricane is a DISGRACE.  So it's just going to be stupid hot all week instead of being rainy.

[magemaud]

22 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

No way!

Yes and another tidbit is that she was “Miss Morganville” back in the 70s. My husband’s office was in Morganville NJ and if it’s the same one, it’s hardly a Mecca for beauty pageants 

 

20 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Wow either Julliard has lowered its standards or someone is lying. 

She did spell it with one “l” so maybe it’s a different school

Edited July 8, 2024 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Off topic--people on NextDoor are complaining about my horrible boss! Nothing will change, but it's nice to know it's not just me.

A horrible boss is never just you. I'm so sorry, having a horrible boss is the worst. 

[magemaud]

Soup for cats? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh and I live in Ontario and the LCBO  is on strike..I can get wine and beer from other outlets but we are dry on hard liquor 

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Wow sounds bad! Hope you can get a new job soon. 

Thanks! I'm trying to last a little bit longer because of some health complications, but I do need to get out of there. Which makes me sad, because I like my job and I have good co-workers. 

[bravofan27]

Carlos and John's bromance is pretty cute. Them talking to each other in different languages, having no idea what the other is saying, is truly adorable. It's like babies babbling and laughing at each other.

 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

Soup for cats? 

Yep. I thought I must have misheard, but they really are selling soup for cats. 

[Red Bridey]

I haven't been watching this season but I think I want to watch the tell-nothing reunion because they basically give you the whole season in (fill in the amount) hours. But I saw the banner for "two more episodes." Does this mean there are two more episodes which would make this the longest season ever and then the reunion, which we know can be three or four hours long OR the last two episodes are the reunion shows? 

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, bravofan27 said:

Carlos and John's bromance is pretty cute. Them talking to each other in different languages, having no idea what the other is saying, is truly adorable. It's like babies babbling and laughing at each other.

 

Well John has the maturity of a 2 year old...

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

I haven't been watching this season but I think I want to watch the tell-nothing reunion because they basically give you the whole season in (fill in the amount) hours. But I saw the banner for "two more episodes." Does this mean there are two more episodes which would make this the longest season ever and then the reunion, which we know can be three or four hours long OR the last two episodes are the reunion shows? 

I think it’s two episodes UNTIL the Tell All which can be multiple nights. 

[xls]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Soup for cats? 

My cat licks up the liquid & leaves the tiny shrimp in the bottom!

[Suzywriter]

So Rob, did you boff the server?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

I think it’s two episodes UNTIL the Tell All which can be multiple nights. 

The Neverending Tell-All.

[Eldemarge]

Rob is a poophead who always looks like he's about to put his head in an oven. Can we please not see him anymore??  He's making ME depressed!

[sainte-chapelle]

Rob putting on his best acting face…

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Wow sounds bad! Hope you can get a new job soon. 

Gino is right about the root of their problems not being sex. Can't believe I agree with him though. 

The root of the problem is he's gross.

[xls]

5 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

Carlos and John's bromance is pretty cute. Them talking to each other in different languages, having no idea what the other is saying, is truly adorable. It's like babies babbling and laughing at each other.

 

I wish they would put a little life jacket on that baby! 

they are scaring me 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

So Rob, did you boff the server?

He totally did. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

So Rob, did you boff the server?

You know it..and he will gaslight her into believing that cheating her her fault too 

[Pepper Mostly]

Patrick's head looks impossibly tiny on his jacked up body.

[magemaud]

Is it just me or does Rob have a weird ear? 

[Eldemarge]

When Emily feels like she's close to being kicked out, she turns up pregnant again.  😂

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course the $urgeon is pushing for more surgery

[MagicEyes]

Jasmine's plan to improve  her life with a pageant has completely backfired. 😭

[Suzywriter]

Sophie looks a wider Jessica Rabbit every week. It's not about weight, it's about spandex and belts.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Patrick's head looks impossibly tiny on his jacked up body.

My boyfriend says he's definitely back on the 'roids.  

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

When Emily feels like she's close to being kicked out, she turns up pregnant again.  😂

Well she was pregnant at the moment...now what?

[Pepper Mostly]

OK my snarky darlings, I'm out. I'm back to watching "The Great Interior Design Challenge". I love British home/DIY/renovation shows, though I hate American ones. See you gluttons for punishment tomorrow night! Love you all, MWAH! 

[xls]

Not watching MILF I hate that shit

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night loves..see you next week!

[bravofan27]

There are two more episodes left before the tell-alls I believe. Will they have 6 tell-alls with all the people? LOL. Obviously, a good chunk of time will be Jasmine and Gino per usual, and then more time for the fight they have during the tell-all, and then the same for Angela and Michael if he shows up on video from his secret location.