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[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Having a baby to “make the relationship strong” is a terrible burden for an innocent baby to carry.

Right?! Imagine if they get divorced, that poor child will feel that their existence was all for naught. Having a kid to strengthen or save a relationship is about the most selfish thing you can do.  

[For Cereals]

Stapler, just don’t do life.  Go home and stay in the house and dig for your bugs or get some bees.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

i have to agree with James....they do not have the means to have a  kid.  Tata cannot see that???  Girl wake up!!!

He isn’t as stupid as Bandon I will give him that

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

They’re gonna have to come up with some new flavors besides cheese.

Right? Think outside the box! Cool ranch, kettle corn, dill pickle, sriracha, chipotle, pumpkin spice, the possibilities are endless!

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

He isn’t as stupid as Bandon I will give him that

Talk about damning with faint praise! 

[Gobi]

🎶Don't cry for me, Metallica🎵

[Mrs. Landingham]

I will say this, though. I’d rather have James not want kids than him to insist on having kids (mostly boys) because “what about mahh legacy?” It’s always the most absurdly basic losers who say this like they’re the last surviving Plantagenet or something. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Am I the only one that thinks Phoenix and Gaga are overrated?

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I was streaming Lov e After Lockup and got confused and thought Irish dude had nice teeth for a guy who did time.

Pretty sure he did do some time... Thus no job and no ability to move to the states. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Finishing up the episode with Dempsey and Stapler. Dempsey deserves a medal for putting up with Stapler.

[kacesq]

I feel like Stapler weaponizes her anxieties and other issues to just not do anything she doesn’t want to…she has all the lingo down pat.

[Gobi]

Damn, Stapler is such a Debbie Downer!

[MagicEyes]

Statler is exhausting. Why is Dempsey putting up with this? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is it ever NOT about Stapler? 

“Your energy is a little high.”

Me: You know what, Stapler? Fuck you.

Edited September 10 by Auntie Anxiety

[tvrox]

She doesn't like vans. She doesn't like boats. What does she like?? Jeez. 

Also lesbian boat party needs to be the next TLC show. 

This is such a pretty ride! Smile, Stapler. Good, Dempsey is finally calling her on it. 

[kacesq]

Oh FFS Stapler why are you even here?

[OoogleEyes]

Omg, she is sea sick. The world is ending. How in the world did these two get together. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I feel like Stapler weaponizes her anxieties and other issues to just not do anything she doesn’t want to…she has all the lingo down pat.

Bingo. Got it in one. She uses all her self diagnosed ailments as a weapon to beat everyone around her with. She is obnoxious in the extreme. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Statler…maybe take control of your mental health and get on some medication 

[Gobi]

Oh, just jump overboard for Chrissakes!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it ever NOT about Stapler? 

She is a gaping pit of need…joy and energy vampire 

[kacesq]

Are they crossing the Channel?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dempsey needs to find someone who isn’t such high maintenance.

[sainte-chapelle]

Dempsey is not responsible for your mental health 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Tuned in late for this mess

[Mrs. Landingham]

This trip to Europe is utterly wasted on Statler. She is a non-stop whiner, an insufferable, exhausting emotional vampire and just generally an annoying fucktrumpet. Dempsey, hand her some cash to let her go home and carry on this trip without her.

OH! YOU GUYS! It’s Dempsey’s fault for not reading articles on how to care for Statler!! Push her overboard!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it ever NOT about Stapler? 

Oh you are adorable. 

Throw her overboard Dempsey. No jury in the land would convict you. 

[kacesq]

I wish my ferry had those kinds of chairs. Would’ve made my work commute much nicer lol.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Is staples sea sick or having an anxiety attack. Either way she’s awful

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Statler…maybe take control of your mental health and get on some medication 

Right?!  She’s the one who says, “I’m a lot.”  Know what?  Be less.  Handle/manage your shit.

[kacesq]

I feel so bad for the kids of the Staten Island woman.

[Shelbie]

I’m glad Dempsey got annoyed and told Statler not to be rude. It’s about time.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Statler, you absolute donkey. Know this: you a horror. Take a stadium worth of seats and STFU.

[Angry Moldovan2]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Are they crossing the Channel?

Looks that way. I just despise the staple gun

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sucks to be you, Stapler.

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He needs to work on himself!! Jesse is calling in on Line 2.

Jesse should be on the next pillow talk. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Right?!  She’s the one who says, “I’m a lot.”  Know what?  Be less.  Handle/manage your shit.

She's terrified of actually getting help because then what would she be? She uses all her neuroses for a personality. I hate her. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night lovies…Yara looks different every time I see her. Feel better @Pepper Mostly and @judylo sending well wishes to you and your mom

[Zombness]

Throw Stapler overboard........

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s a wrap, folks. Have a busy day tomorrow and must concentrate on doing what I can to make the morning easier (get the coffee pot ready, pack what I need into a small bag, take a shower). Love you guys. Back on Friday for the Emmy award winning Love After Lockup. Be there or be square. 

[Gobi]

Till next time. 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm going to swingline Stapler overboard. Yikes, she's exhausting. 

See some of you miscreants on Friday and hope that our poor sweet boy is okay 

[Angry Moldovan2]

I thought it started at 9est.I will get the time right next week 🤒😵‍💫😢

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, dear snarky pals! Have a fabulous week, see you round the yard on Friday for Fun with Felons! Love you all, MWAH!

[judylo]

Good night, I am the outlier watching Pillow Talk! Or half-watching anyway …

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

This might be the most unsexy tank top I’ve ever seen.

More than the ones worn by Seeking Sister Wife creepy guy? 

[Zombness]

Good night everyone!!!!

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Good night, I am the outlier watching Pillow Talk! Or half-watching anyway …

I'm watching! Red hair girl looks so different. 

[JeanJean]

Unpopular opinion: I really like Dempsey but she really needs to listen and chill when Statler needs her to.  Even I was getting annoyed with her. 

Dempsey could have just sat in a deck chair and enjoyed the view while Statler dealt with her seasickness. Maybe she would have calmed down.

I think I like them both equally.  Dempsey  more usually but I empathize with Statler's banged-upness. Is that okay?

Edited September 10 by JeanJean

[EtheltoTillie]

22 minutes ago, tvrox said:

More than the ones worn by Seeking Sister Wife creepy guy? 

Ick did it first. It’s a tossup for which is worse. 

[surfgirl]

17 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's terrified of actually getting help because then what would she be? She uses all her neuroses for a personality. I hate her. 

She's probably realized that she is a Grade A narcissist and therapy would just call her out on her own shit. So instead, she uses therapy-speak to control others and get them to do what she wants to do. At this point I don't even believe she has a credible diagnosis for anything she claims to have. She is an odious person.

Edited September 10 by surfgirl