S08.E15: Jack and the Visa Talk

[magemaud]

Ashley’s underbite makes her look very aggressive, like a bulldog 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ashley. Manuel didn't make you look like a fool. You did that all by yourself. 

[tvrox]

58 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Is Ashley smudging her pets? Were they bringing evil spirits into the house?

It's no coconut kicking. 

58 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

She has a smudging cauldron!  I can’t!

What, you don't?? Mine is in the kitchen. LOL. 

[sainte-chapelle]

You guys I made my own crème fraîche !!! Super easy, cheap and delicious 

@Pepper Mostly I bought a pair of soft bed Birks…worth every penny

[tvrox]

44 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her reaction to John calling her a slut makes me think he touched a nerve…Natalia has been throwing herself at every American in town and is super jealous of Thais and she is too much of an idiot to see it.  Thais she accused your husband of cheating and you are cool with that? No 

BTW, did you decide about your trip to DC? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You guys I made my own crème fraîche !!! Super easy, cheap and delicious 

@Pepper Mostly I bought a pair of soft bed Birks…worth every penny

Yay and you go girl to both of those things! 

Houseguest and I just bought a bird bath, to provide entertainment for her cat. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, tvrox said:

BTW, did you decide about your trip to DC? 

We booked a trip to the south of France for next year so decided to put it off….thank you so much for asking!!!!

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, poor Rob. He's the real victim here. 

The victim of granola bar stealing???!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yay and you go girl to both of those things! 

Houseguest and I just bought a bird bath, to provide entertainment for her cat. 

Birks purists told me soft beds aren’t real Birks but I love them and no real break in period

[tvrox]

Gino, this is not going to end well for you. Just smile and say you did great, dear. 

[MagicEyes]

Give up, Gino. You will never win, no matter what you do. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

The victim of granola bar stealing???!!

Stealing his granola bars triggers his trauma response. 

[judylo]

The pageant was a terrible idea!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Birks purists told me soft beds aren’t real Birks but I love them and no real break in period

Oh for fucks sake. Birks purists? They're SHOES. I give up. Gatekeeping everything is just out of control. People need to get a life!

[Zombness]

Michael of course the marriage isn't over yet.....you have to hold it together until you get the green card...

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Stealing his granola bars triggers his trauma response. 

The overuse of the word triggered makes me ragey. As does self diagnosing anxiety disorders etc. My husband has full blown anxiety and ADD …diagnosed. Someone getting a little nervous or being an asshole then giggling about being triggered or having ADD when they have never been to a doctor gets on my last damn nerve.

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for fucks sake. Birks purists? They're SHOES. I give up. Gatekeeping everything is just out of control. People need to get a life!

They don’t break in the same…don’t mold properly to the foot etc.   I checked the website…...the only difference is the addition of 2 millimeters of foam…2.  Millimeters…I can’t…lol

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can't Rob buy, say, two boxes of granola bars? 

Nah, not with a no bathroom budget. 

Also, what is this about needing granola bars for work? I thought he didn't have a job? 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for fucks sake. Birks purists? They're SHOES. I give up. Gatekeeping everything is just out of control. People need to get a life!

I was on a trip with a woman who claimed her “Louie’s” were real because the only authentic Louis Vuitton luggage is purchased in Paris. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The overuse of the word triggered makes me ragey. As does self diagnosing anxiety disorders etc. My husband has full blown anxiety and ADD …diagnosed. Someone getting a little nervous or being an asshole then giggling about being triggered or having ADD when they have never been to a doctor gets on my last damn nerve.

Oh girl, same. Millennials seem to be utterly devoted to being neurodivergent. No one can be interested in something, or have any kind of little quirk, without it being "on the spectrum" or "OCD"! It trivializes the issue.

[Shelbie]

Angie looks like she is 100 years old.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Nah, not with a no bathroom budget. 

Also, what is this about needing granola bars for work? I thought he didn't have a job? 

I thought he services coffee machines for big offices. 

[xls]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Nah, not with a no bathroom budget. 

Also, what is this about needing granola bars for work? I thought he didn't have a job? 

But has money to buy her a child's stuffed animal

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I was on a trip with a woman who claimed her “Louie’s” were real because the only authentic Louis Vuitton luggage is purchased in Paris. 

Its not real Louis Vuitton unless its bought in France. Otherwise its just sparkling ugly luggage. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh girl, same. Millennials seem to be utterly devoted to being neurodivergent. No one can be interested in something, or have any kind of little quirk, without it being "on the spectrum" or "OCD"! It trivializes the issue.

My nephew is on the spectrum and has dyslexia…it’s so sad because they pulled him out of highschool to go to a private school  to get better help. He told us he wants so badly to be smart like his doctor parents and go to university etc. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, xls said:

But has money to buy her a child's stuffed animal

Oh he shook out the sofa cushions and found that at Goodwill. 

[xls]

Men have hormones too, Angie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael triest to talk to you Angela. You're too busy screaming at him to listen. 

"Women don't have balls, we have hormones". That's it. I'm dead. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Blame the victim Angela you abusive hag

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I thought he services coffee machines for big offices. 

I bet some of those offices have vending machines with granola bars…

[tvrox]

56 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm having a week from Hell. I had 2 upper wisdom teeth  extracted--awake!  Left came out after a fight, but settled right down. Right seemed easier, but swelled my face up like a clown, hurt from eyeball to temple to throat--I couldn't open enough to put in a spoon in. Day 2, I got a stomach virus and couldn't keep even water down. I was on antibiotics, hydrocodone, Motrin and clear fluids for for the first 4 days. It's day 5, I had blenderized melon applesauce.

Cheer me up!!

Oh no!!! Feel better. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why does she speak to him in Spanish slow…like he is an idiot?

[tvrox]

55 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Why are teeth so problematic? I have a special credit card just for my teeth, and I hope it doesn't bankrupt me. I hope your teeth heal up quickly and don't give you any more problems! 

Ugh I have that too. It's the worst! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm so sick of Angela.   

And also that Dog Mom Fresh Pet commercial with Meghan Trainor.    Also, I'm sick of Outdaughtered, and Derricos commercials. 

However, I love the Subway foot-long chocolate chip cookie commercial.  Fortunately, all of the Subways near me close in a couple of minutes from now. 

[MagicEyes]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why does she speak to him in Spanish slow…like he is an idiot?

I think you just answered your own question. 

[sainte-chapelle]

11 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Angie looks like she is 100 years old.

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm so sick of Angela.   

And also that Dog Mom Fresh Pet commercial with Meghan Trainor.    Also, I'm sick of Outdaughtered, and Derricos commercials. 

However, I love the Subway foot-long chocolate chip cookie commercial.  Fortunately, all of the Subways near me close in a couple of minutes from now. 

I'm intrigued with the foot-long cookie, but I always forget there's a Subway in the neighborhood. Maybe I should try one before they go away. 

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

OMG they are so drunk but they seem so in love…good for them

I mean if there's a time to get drunk it's a wedding. 

[MagicEyes]

Ashley is catching on. It's time for Manuel to move on to the next sucker. 

[tvrox]

Ashley, stop yelling!!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

The dog all happy while they are fighting…lol…I am dead

[Pepper Mostly]

Manuel just wants to hang on till he gets that green card. Then you won't see him for dust, Ashley. Problem solved. 

[tvrox]

Why are they wearing a napkin on their shoulder during the pageant?? 

[MagicEyes]

Do pageants have bouncers?

[sainte-chapelle]

Manuel sounds like a serial killer with that laugh

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Do pageants have bouncers?

This one should. 

OK, peeps, we made it! Whew, that was a tough one. See you die hards tomorrow night for some much lighter entertainment. Have a wonderful Monday, love you all, smooches! 

[Suzywriter]

44 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

I HATE that! I hear it more and more and it makes me blind with rage every time. That, and seeing "whoa" spelled "woah". 

Come sit by me.

[sainte-chapelle]

Loren he was happy before the surgery…don’t make it out like you did this for him.  Damn Thais is stone cold sitting there with contempt in her eyes while Patrick sobs. Buy your own Tesla you useless slag.

Good night all,if any of you watch John Oliver I recommend the latest episode where he rips MILF manor to shreds….night!!!

[Suzywriter]

So Loren looks nice in a dress, but how much criss crossing and tucking and scars and slash marks does Alexi have to deal with in private?

[Zombness]

Good night everyone see you all next Sunday.  Enjoy your week.

[xls]

8 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm intrigued with the foot-long cookie, but I always forget there's a Subway in the neighborhood. Maybe I should try one before they go away. 

The churros are good too!