S08.E12: Pornocchio

[SunnyBeBe]

Everyone knows they hate each other…why be fake?  

[Gobi]

"See what you made me do?" Straight out of the abuser's handbook.

[Suzywriter]

I've muted Gino and Jasmine. Her lips are enlarged again

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine, if it sucks so much to live in the States, no one is forcing you to stay.

[judylo]

I missed it, what did Gino do this time?

[For Cereals]

Spoiler

Someone posted on Reddit Jasmine asking for donations for birthday gifts for her son. GTFOOH!

 

[magemaud]

Just now, judylo said:

I missed it, what did Gino do this time?

He didn’t send the admission fee for the fake beauty pageant. 

[Gobi]

Coming from TLC - "Unerected", brought to you by Viagra.

[magemaud]

Just now, For Cereals said:

  Reveal spoiler

Someone posted on Reddit Jasmine asking for donations for birthday gifts for her son. GTFOOH!

 

I also posted that on their couples page. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

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Someone posted on Reddit Jasmine asking for donations for birthday gifts for her son. GTFOOH!

 

Read about this and more on their Couple's page.

[magemaud]

Just now, Gobi said:

Coming from TLC - "Unerected", brought to you by Viagra.

Gino can be the spokesperson 

@Gobi-jinx! 

[For Cereals]

Had a bra fitting today and I so want to send Ashley the info LOL

[sainte-chapelle]

Jasmine looks like she smells like burning plastic, makeup and Angel perfume. Gino looks like he smells like feet, sweat and Old Spice

[SunnyBeBe]

I’ll need to see the context, but generally, premarital separate debt does not become the debt of the other spouse when you marry.  And, separate property stays separate, unless it is gifted to the marriage.  What is that guy talking about?  Has she incurred $100,000. Since they got married?  Wow…..if so, that’s crazy,  

[Gobi]

"I'm abject."

[magemaud]

I ajact! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley, a post nup isn’t going to solve your problems. Next.

[Gobi]

"They say divorce is about either sex or money, and I can't get him to give me money in a public restroom."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those pinkish dreads that Assley insists upon remind me of my mother’s old chenille bedspread.

Cross the million dollar mark? You mean a million dollars in debt?

[sainte-chapelle]

Online spiritual business…I can’t 😂 

[magemaud]

Ashley, don’t worry, your spiritual business will NEVER hit the million dollar mark. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think you are passing the million mark there Ash

[Shelbie]

Ashley believes her business is going to earn a ton of money. She is delusional.

[SunnyBeBe]

Ashley is living in dreamland. Lol. Million dollars as a spiritual guide!  Lol

[For Cereals]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Online spiritual business…I can’t 😂 

I can’t with her thinking she’s going to get 1 million!

[CrazyInAlabama]

I feel so sorry for the poor attorney, having to figure out the ridiculous finances of this couple. 

That's funny, Ashley's $100,000 is her student debt, and will never be Manuel's.  

Edited June 3, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

This lawyer can’t believe he’s dealing with these idiots.

[Eldemarge]

I know you're in debt, Ashley, but there is this thing stores sell called a "brassiere."  They are between 45 - 1 million dollars.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Those pinkish dreads that Assley insists upon remind me of my mother’s old chenille bedspread.

 

I was just thinking they reminded me of the jumbo chenille pipe cleaners my daughter used to use for crafts.  

[Suzywriter]

Has anyone found Ashley's online spiritual business? I'm thinking this whole marriage was to publicize her business.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Has anyone found Ashley's online spiritual business? I'm thinking this whole marriage was to publicize her business.

Yes and she charges a TON…it’s ridiculous 

[Eldemarge]

Oh NO, Manual, don't take half of MY MILLIONS.  LOL

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Has anyone found Ashley's online spiritual business? I'm thinking this whole marriage was to publicize her business.

That makes more sense than them marrying for any other reason,  He seems to loathe her and everything he does totally infuriates her.  

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Yes and she charges a TON…it’s ridiculous 

Well spill the beans!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Not to be nasty but if Ashley dies…does Manuel take on her student loan debt? My friend’s brother died suddenly and he was ( unbeknownst to her) in serious debt. As his next of kin the collection agencies are calling and literally banging on her door.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been having acid reflux issues of late. On the one hand, I’d love to eat some of the advertised food on the commercials but on the other hand, just looking at them roil my stomach.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Screen Rant had an article about it.  I wouldn't be surprised to find out the mentor, podcaster, spin instructor, etc. came on the show for publicity. 

Screen Rant said : "She is an astrologer, tarot reader, and spiritual business mentor who uses her work to “help people with energy.” Ashley has a podcast, The Goddess Complex, which expands on her spiritual work and mentoring.  Her teachings blend spirituality and fitness — Ashley has been open about her weight-loss journey and she's also a spin instructor. Ashley’s social media is full of inspirational messages about self-healing and self-realization."

Edited June 3, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

Who would have thought that taking courses in spirituality would cost $100K?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Gobi said:

Who would have thought that taking courses in spirituality would cost $100K?

What degree did she get that she isn't using?  I'd love to know.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh NO, Manual, don't take half of MY MILLIONS.  LOL

His saving $50,000 is far more believeable than her making a million while spending wildly on coffee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Screen Rant had an article about it: 

"She is an astrologer, tarot reader, and spiritual business mentor who uses her work to “help people with energy.” Ashley has a podcast, The Goddess Complex, which expands on her spiritual work and mentoring.  Her teachings blend spirituality and fitness — Ashley has been open about her weight-loss journey and she's also a spin instructor. Ashley’s social media is full of inspirational messages about self-healing and self-realization."

Where’s the puke emoji?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Screen Rant had an article about it: 

"She is an astrologer, tarot reader, and spiritual business mentor who uses her work to “help people with energy.” Ashley has a podcast, The Goddess Complex, which expands on her spiritual work and mentoring.  Her teachings blend spirituality and fitness — Ashley has been open about her weight-loss journey and she's also a spin instructor. Ashley’s social media is full of inspirational messages about self-healing and self-realization."

Yeah, she can spin anything.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Well spill the beans!!

https://starseedshadows.com

[MagicEyes]

Ashley's witchy business: https://starseedshadows.com

The photo on the home page is hilarious!

[magemaud]

https://linktr.ee/starseedshadows

[sainte-chapelle]

Does Alexi’s family live close to Gaza? I forget where they are located.

[magemaud]

Triple jinx! 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Ashley's witchy business: https://starseedshadows.com

The photo on the home page is hilarious!

Alas, I am too poor to transmute my current reality. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

It's so sad seeing Alexei and his dad talking to his mom.  

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Ashley's witchy business: https://starseedshadows.com

The photo on the home page is hilarious!

It says "Welcome, Goddess", so I guess that leaves me out.