Jump to content

Type keyword(s) to search

  • Reply
  • Start Topic

Recommended Posts

He's seriously wanting to make MORE kids now?  

I can't picture either of these people taking care of somebody who isn't them.

  • Like 3
  • Sad 1
  • Applause 1
Link to comment
(edited)

I have to laugh at Ashley's post nuptial agreement.   As if Manuel has anything to split with her.   

 

Maybe Mama Loren should see her daughter's surgeon for an estimate.   

Her mother reminds me of my mother, nothing a woman does for her appearance is acceptable to her.   I guess they think we should all just cope with whatever happens, and don't even try.   Loren certainly needed her abdominal muscles fixed, but the other things will make her feel better about herself.  

I suspect the surgery was free, for the publicity, so it was get surgery for the filming schedule, or pay mega bucks for it yourself.   

Edited by CrazyInAlabama
  • Like 4
  • Applause 2
  • Useful 2
Link to comment

Unpopular opinion but I don’t like Loren and Alexi. She is a spoiled, insecure, mean brat and he hides his snobbery and superiority complex with snarky jokes. They were definitely made for each other.

  • Like 3
  • Applause 1
  • Useful 2
  • Love 1
Link to comment
Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Her mother reminds me of my mother, nothing a woman does for her appearance is acceptable to her.   I guess they think we should all just cope with whatever happens, and don't even try.   Loren certainly needed her abdominal muscles fixed, but the other things will make her feel better about herself.  

The timing was terrible with three little kids who can’t even dress themselves or wipe themselves.

Well, now that the property issue is solved, Kobe and Emily need to come up with their next problem.

  • Like 5
  • LOL 1
Link to comment
(edited)
5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

And probably patchouli incense thanks to Assley

She definitely smells like patchouli incense and a mixture of BO and cheap natural deodorant 

Edited by sainte-chapelle
  • Like 1
  • LOL 6
Link to comment

I cannot imagine getting a text from an ex who I haven't heard from in years, who is now married with kids, wanting to talk about why we broke up. What the fuck?

  • Like 4
  • Mind Blown 4
  • Applause 1
  • LOL 6
Link to comment
1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is Emily stirring the pot, even if he lied what does it matter? That ship has sailed

The producers think we hate happy couples and need pointless drama to watch. 🙄

  • Applause 8
  • LOL 1
Link to comment
Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is Emily stirring the pot, even if he lied what does it matter? That ship has sailed

The whole scene was so obviously scripted, I just laughed. You could see the difference in their inflections and body language when they switched from an organic, normal conversation to the producer directed one. 

"No complaining allowed" snarks Mother Loren. Except from her, I guess. She hasn't let up on Loren for one second. If I was Loren I'd stuff a piece of challah with honey into her nattering mouth to shut her up for five seconds. 

  • Like 3
  • Applause 3
  • LOL 2
Link to comment
1 hour ago, judylo said:

I have been driven mad all week, but I am going home on Tuesday!

Yay!!

  • Like 1
  • Applause 1
  • Love 4
Link to comment
1 hour ago, For Cereals said:

I bet Ed bugs the bejesus out of realtor lady.

I would never ever buy a house from Ed. Would anyone??? 

  • Like 3
  • Applause 5
  • LOL 2
Link to comment

Jasmine's pageant-related good mood didn't last very long, did it? The pageants aren't turning out to be such a good solution, because you can't do one every day. 

  • Like 1
  • Useful 1
  • LOL 4
Link to comment
Just now, Shelbie said:

Oh FFS now they’re arguing about smoothies.

If its not smoothies its butt implants. 

I love how she makes the leap from "Gino wants to stop for a smoothie" to "He wants to control every aspect of my life". 

  • Like 3
  • Mind Blown 2
  • LOL 6
Link to comment
Just now, Eldemarge said:

For ONCE, we need to do things that JEZZZMYN wants to do!!!  /s

😂  Lol, omg this CAN'T be the actual storyline!

Yes, poor beleaguered Jasmine, forced to make herself small and put her own needs aside. 

Gino should get into the car and leave her in the parking lot. 

  • Like 5
  • Applause 6
Link to comment

I can’t quite hear over roommate’s TV. What is Jasmine throwing a fit over now? I can hear something about sacrifice and Panama …

  • LOL 6
Link to comment
1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s like watching dinner theater in front of the smoothie shop.

"Hey, check it out, Bob, I didn't know this place had entertainment"

  • Like 2
  • LOL 7
Link to comment
1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes, poor beleaguered Jasmine, forced to make herself small and put her own needs aside. 

Gino should get into the car and leave her in the parking lot. 

Then casually toss his hat out the window as he speeds away!

 

  • Fire 2
  • LOL 6
Link to comment
(edited)

Even Borin's mother tells us to put a sock in it -- "You chose it! I don't want to hear complaining" (surgery) and "I never saw chins." I really can't wrap my mind around how selfish someone has to be to elect cosmetic surgery in a BIG bundle that carries SERIOUS risks and will disable you for months; and you might get a serious complication or even die. Nice to consider leaving her husband with three kids under, what, five? And for now all the care on him, too, now while he is the sole earner? Is Borin' trying to goose a longer media career?  

Edited by Tuneful
  • Like 6
  • Applause 2
Link to comment
Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why did she take her shoes off? What is going on?

Gino, in his ceaseless quest to control every aspect of Jasmine's life, actually BOUGHT her SHOES and expects her to WEAR them. Its more than flesh and blood can stand. 

  • LOL 6
  • Love 1
Link to comment
Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Assley is $100K on debt? Manny needs to find a new sugar mommy.

Witchcraft isn’t cheap.

  • Like 1
  • LOL 5
Link to comment

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...