S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[EastCoast4Life]

On 5/6/2024 at 8:58 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Alex, an ultimatum is not going to work. Get the fuck up and leave.

"I'm so mad, but I want to have sex, so I'll drop it for now."

 

On 5/6/2024 at 9:02 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

He paid $11,000 for 300 pairs of sunglasses? Did I hear that right? Madeleine may actually be the financial wizard of this pair. 

I am an Optician. No one is going to pay for those Versace knock off look-a-likes. I can only imagine the abysmal quality of the lenses. Honestly, if they were smart they would sell them in her mildly busy Beuaty salon, then at least they'd have a chance at a sale. 

[Shrek]

44 minutes ago, EastCoast4Life said:

 

I am an Optician. No one is going to pay for those Versace knock off look-a-likes. I can only imagine the abysmal quality of the lenses. Honestly, if they were smart they would sell them in her mildly busy Beuaty salon, then at least they'd have a chance at a sale. 

The amount he paid is ridiculous, just under $370 a pair! He's not selling some no name sunglasses at that price & that would just be breaking even. I know prescription glasses can be very expensive (mine were o ver$1000) but these are just your basic run of the mill cheap shades, even Ray-Bans, Bolles & a lot of the other well known sunglasses can be picked up for around $100 or even less.  Maybe he can pick up some stick on designer names & fool some crazies into thinking they're real as that's the only way he's getting his money back.

[magemaud]

Some info about Kyle that I found interesting

Spoiler

He has an identical twin brother who also wants to get into sperm donation

 

[EastCoast4Life]

I want Kyle off my screen immediately. Never mind him attempting to populate the world! This is not the sperm you want world! It's tainted with awkwardness, a pin head, and dead eyes. Oh, and bad manners. Ani, you can do 100000000000x better than this weirdo. Run, don't walk!

If on your second date, no less, you have to ask the guy why the eff he can't keep his hands off his scroat, it aint gonna work babe. 

Edited May 8, 2024 by EastCoast4Life

[magemaud]

I’m worried about Ani because she said something about only being attracted to guys who are NOT boring. I think she finds Kyle exciting. 

[EastCoast4Life]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I think she finds Kyle exciting. 

Exciting and completely vile are two different things. I think she thought he was going to be the former, but in person he's the latter. 

"Is there sugar in your coffee, no? good girl"

Bitch you inseminated someone in Australia, and on your lay over in England, but now you have amnesia? Go home!

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, EastCoast4Life said:

"Is there sugar in your coffee, no? good girl”

As he drinks a glass of juice. (He’ll probably try to convince her that’s for increasing his sperm count) 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm glad to see that Matt Sharp still employs the bedroom cam.  Yeesh. 

So, I heard that this season is pretty wild so I am here to investigate the sperm situation. Is that a new job, @Pepper Mostly, Sperm Investigator? Spermigator?

Oooh! Oooh! How can I forget the *eyelash station*! Ladies, watch out! You'll see my eyelashes coming before you will ever see me

Edited May 13, 2024 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola my peeps! @OoogleEyes, I just call Kyle a Professional Masturbator. Even though he is an advocate of making his, um, "donations" the old fashioned way. Shudder. 

How's everyone's Monday been? Mine has been pleasantly uneventful. 

 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

How's everyone's Monday been? Mine has been pleasantly uneventful. 

 

It's my birthday! It's the big six-nine. We had a combo MD/BD party yesterday, so today I've been chillaxing. It's been a good day

[Gobi]

Is everyone celebrating Mother's Day by watching MILF Manor?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's my birthday! It's the big six-nine. We had a combo MD/BD party yesterday, so today I've been chillaxing. It's been a good day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! 🎂🍾🎉 

[OoogleEyes]

"I'm not addicted!" -every addict ever

[Auntie Anxiety]

🚨🚨🚨 Be careful. The Sperminator is in the house.

[kacesq]

Good evening friends!

[Auntie Anxiety]

@OoogleEyes, happy birthday bitch! We love you!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oho, Adriano is an evil atheist, no wonder he's a threesome loving sex fiend. God botherer Alex simply cannot abide it. Until he takes her in his manly, sinful arms, then she melts like a Hershey bar on a radiator. The devil can take on a pleasing shape, Alex, beware. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeline won’t like it when she can’t get her nails done anymore. Money is scarce.

[judylo]

11 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's my birthday! It's the big six-nine. We had a combo MD/BD party yesterday, so today I've been chillaxing. It's been a good day

Happy Birthday!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Coffee farm? Did they invite Ashley?

[kacesq]

Happy Birthday @OoogleEyes!!!

oh! A sunglass line from a nobody. Million dollar idea!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugly ass glasses. It rhymes!!

[Gobi]

13 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's my birthday! It's the big six-nine. We had a combo MD/BD party yesterday, so today I've been chillaxing. It's been a good day

Happy Birthday!

[OoogleEyes]

Madeline is 19? DudeBro is 30 and broke. Okay then

[sainte-chapelle]

Am I in the right place? What a shit show

[Auntie Anxiety]

Twenty grand? And another ten grand? What a schmuck.

[Red Bridey]

13 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's my birthday! It's the big six-nine. We had a combo MD/BD party yesterday, so today I've been chillaxing. It's been a good day

Happy birthday! Hola, amigos! I went to the garden center and spent a bunch on flowers, top soil and an azalea bush. Hoping to not kill anything. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’re spending all OUR money!! On sunglasses!!

[Pepper Mostly]

He spent a whole year designing cheap knockoff sunglasses? And spent 30K on those stupid prototypes? Oh fuck me. 

And there's only 20K in his 401K?? 

Any day now he's going to invest in a donut mine or a spaghetti farm. 

[Shelbie]

Hi everyone.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Twenty grand? And another ten grand? What a schmuck.

Wait until tax time!

[kacesq]

Does it occur to either of these two to get a job?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeline is having $econd thoughts.

[sainte-chapelle]

His 401 k…what an idiot. Reminds me of Larry but I like Larry. Wait only 20k? How much has he pulled out already? How old is he? I didn’t have much saved in my 20s either.

Edited May 14, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alex, sex isn’t everything. Surely you can find someone who can perform Ike Adriano who doesn’t insist on threesomes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Do not trouble the wooden brain of Adriano with your silly questions about local culture or architecture. He only cares about threesomes.  

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Does it occur to either of these two to get a job?

That's cute.

[Red Bridey]

Madeline may have a killer manufactured body, but her voice and her face...not so much. "All OUR money?" Boss Bitch, you don't have any money.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Does it occur to either of these two to get a job?

Oh you're adorable. 

[Shelbie]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He spent a whole year designing cheap knockoff sunglasses? And spent 30K on those stupid prototypes? Oh fuck me. 

And there's only 20K in his 401K?? 

Any day now he's going to invest in a donut mine or a spaghetti farm. 

He should have sunk all his money into a chain of axe throwing places .

[Auntie Anxiety]

Adriano wants to have a threesome with Tiffany. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Madeline may have a killer manufactured body, but her voice and her face...not so much. "All OUR money?" Boss Bitch, you don't have any money.

If she's smart she's been squirreling away some of her very generous allowance in a secret account, so she can hang on to her fab apartment until she lands her next mark. 

[Gobi]

What is it with this threesome obsession? Seriously, there's something wrong with this guy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany is pretty. And Adriano isn’t scoring any points with her. No saying Grace? Are you crazy?

Adriano is mansplaining the historic origin of threesomes.

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If she's smart she's been squirreling away some of her very generous allowance in a secret account, so she can hang on to her fab apartment until she lands her next mark. 

I wish that were true, but I have doubts that would ever occur to her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alex, your rigatoni is getting cold.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, that's smart, Alex. Don't worry about your diametrically opposed spiritual belief systems for now. I'm sure you can convert him to your church later. Maybe after a threesome. 

[OoogleEyes]

I love cousin Tiffany!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh that's right! Kyle and his point system! He is so fucking cringe. And if Ani amasses enough points, she'll get to have sex with him. What a dream come true!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh that's right! Kyle and his point system! He is so fucking cringe. And if Ani amasses enough points, she'll get to have sex with him. What a dream come true!

We need a barf emoji