S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

True but I couldn’t imagine having sex with some creepy stranger.  Maybe a close friend a trust and I’d use a Turkey baster

I think Kyle plays on the fears and anxieties of women who have tried for years and are desperate. So he snows them with "we have more likelihood of success if we do it the old fashioned way. Its science". 

[kacesq]

Oof those nails. 

[Shelbie]

She is a pouty spoiled child.

Edited May 28 by Shelbie

[kacesq]

Madelein he pays for everything for you, why are you surprised he questions your motives?

 

She needs to tone down the dramatics. Too soon after Jasmine.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Madeline. She’s the aggrieved party here. She’s the victim!!

Edited May 28 by Auntie Anxiety

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think Kyle plays on the fears and anxieties of women who have tried for years and are desperate. So he snows them with "we have more likelihood of success if we do it the old fashioned way. Its science". 

I still don’t believe that he’s actually had sex with other women. I think he’s lying through his teeth.

[Eldemarge]

He wants this child to have a "mature, adult conversation."  Honey, if you want those, go find a woman your age.

Who can accept those dumb brass earrings and unemployment status.

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think Kyle plays on the fears and anxieties of women who have tried for years and are desperate. So he snows them with "we have more likelihood of success if we do it the old fashioned way. Its science". 

I couldn’t imagine being in that position. All snark aside,  I think he is a creep that preys upon their desperation under the guise of being a helpful hero and champion of women. Not a good guy.

of course, he may be a liar who lies…that is the hope

Edited May 28 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

You just *know* he's all about the boxers

Oh yeah, did you miss the episode when he explained that he wore those appalling loose shorts and explained at great length that he prefers to wear them so that his sperm factory would be adequately temperature controlled? Then he was rummaging around in them right in public to make sure the jewels were comfy. THEN TOUCHED ANI'S LEG WITH HIS UNWASHED HANDS. 

[Red Bridey]

Why isn't Girl Boss Bitch at the salon right now making her own money instead of pouting at the kitchen table?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I couldn’t imagine being in that position. All snark aside,  I think he is a creep that preys upon their desperation under the guise of being a helpful hero and champion of women. Not a good guy.

He thinks of himself as a humanitarian. He’s a giver.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

For his boa constrictor.

Oh, he wishes 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I couldn’t imagine being in that position. All snark aside,  I think he is a creep that preys upon their desperation under the guise of being a helpful hero and champion of women. Not a good guy.

I 100% cosign this. He's bad news and really, deeply weird. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I 100% cosign this. He's bad news and really, deeply weird. 

The word “sicko” comes to mind.

[Pepper Mostly]

Madeleine: You need to go to the barber shop

Luke: Sure honey, let me just rummage around in the sofa cushions to find the money. Don't think the barber will want to be paid in sunglasses. 

[Eldemarge]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yeah, did you miss the episode when he explained that he wore those appalling loose shorts and explained at great length that he prefers to wear them so that his sperm factory would be adequately temperature controlled? Then he was rummaging around in them right in public to make sure the jewels were comfy. THEN TOUCHED ANI'S LEG WITH HIS UNWASHED HANDS. 

NNNNOPE!!!

[Red Bridey]

Shawn looks as groomed as a poodle at the Westminster. It's kind of creepy.

[kacesq]

Shawn’s face is so tight. Goes with his clothes. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Why isn't Girl Boss Bitch at the salon right now making her own money instead of pouting at the kitchen table?

Two words...eyelash station 

[sainte-chapelle]

Thé age difference is creepy but I like Shawn, his acceptance and love warms my cold dead heart

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn’s Botox needs a refresh. The wrinkles around his eyes are getting deep.

[Eldemarge]

You'd think Shawn would have tried to learn Portuguese after three years of this relationship.

[Red Bridey]

The younger brother is adorable! But Aliyah's dress is way.too.tight. Not as flattering as other things she's worn.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aliyah looks great, no snark. 

[Shelbie]

I would find it easier to snark on Shawn and Aliya if one of them was as awful as the people on this show usually are. I just feel sad for them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, this is sweet. 

[kacesq]

The proposal is sweet but I’m not sure Shawn wants to marry Aliya. I think he still wants Douglas.

[Eldemarge]

Okay, that's a very sweet proposal.  I'm a bitter crone, but it got me!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Thé age difference is creepy but I like Shawn, his acceptance and love warms my cold dead heart

I know. Me too. 21 -61? Yeesh. But...

[kacesq]

 I hate twerking. 

OMG you can’t force someone to “believe” in God. They either do or don’t. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alex foolishly believes that with enough nagging, Adriano is going to decide that threesomes just aren’t for him. Good luck with that.

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, judylo said:

Oy, it’s always at 8 pm that the noisy nurses come in to prep my ornery roommate for nighttime. Not not that she goes to bed then or turns off her TV. It’s on all night. BUT THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT of no sleep! Getting sprung tomorrow!

Yay party time!!!! Finally you're getting out! 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

The proposal is sweet but I’m not sure Shawn wants to marry Aliya. I think he still wants Douglas.

His comment about "let's see how far this goes " speaks volumes 

[Eldemarge]

By the time Alliya has to put Shawn into a "home," she'll still be young and hot, so maybe this can all work out?

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m sorry but people use religion and God to commit murder, rape, take away people’s rights…..stop with the «  if you believed in God you wouldn’t have threesomes » 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, tvrox said:

Yay party time!!!! Finally you're getting out! 

And she’s not even going to be on parole!!

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

By the time Alliya has to put Shawn into a "home," she'll still be young and hot, so maybe this can all work out?

Please do not speak of homes! 

[kacesq]

Happy to hear you’re getting out @judylo!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Watched Dune Part Two and I liked it. 

Adriano’s mother is wearing a modified cold-shoulder top.

[Pepper Mostly]

Alex thought they were going to have a beautiful dinner together. For fucks sake, I want to shake her. SHE'S the one who made things awkward. Ever hear of tact? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Adriano ins’t buying what Alex is selling. He’s not fond of the proselytizing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Alex: I AM ENOUGH!

Pepper Mostly: Um, not for Adriano, honey. Move on. 

[Red Bridey]

Adriani's parents are like, on to the next one, Son. She is not for you!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Adriano ins’t buying what Alex is selling. He’s not fond of the proselytizing.

I don’t blame him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Adriano doesn’t think a threesome is a problem. Alex, he’s told you who he is. Believe him.

[OoogleEyes]

This 'threesome or lonesome' is so much bullshit 

[kacesq]

That one friend of Aliya annoys me. She enjoys being on camera way too much.

[judylo]

Now to the good stuff. SSW!

[Gobi]

"OK, let's compromise. I'll believe in God if you'll do threesomes. Fair enough?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sperm donation in 3…..2……1

Onto Seeking Sister Wife. Be there or be square!