Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew is the definition of a cuck. I said from the jump that Candace found herself some very low hanging fruit.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I skinned a hit pink muppet to make a coat. I'm wearing lucite platform heels and a shirt with set it cups that in no way fits my chest. For the bottoms, I am wearing underwear as outwear, because I'm classy that way. 

I have a very classy leopard print dress with no underwear, gold lipstick, a green wig, and six inch nails. I want you all to know that I'm overwhelmed and there's a lot for me to process, so don't touch me, or talk to me. 

[Gobi]

Jesus, Andrew, CUT THE FUCKING CORD!

[WaltersHair]

That was a "I suckered him" smirk. She tried to cover it quick.

[OoogleEyes]

Well you sure have seen where you stand with Candace, Andrew. The apartment, truck AND cash. Damn, girl. Good job

[JenE4]

Oh, dummy. She wants the apartment and the truck and everything else you purchased for her—not you. She does not love you and want to be with you. 

[kacesq]

She didn’t need to bring her kid to watch this makeout session.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What is Rob going to do with all his extra time, now that he doesn’t have to stalk watch Tennie and the kids on his phone day and night. And please! I need an answer about the Katie Couric tattoo.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Andrew:

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

She didn’t need to bring her kid to watch this makeout session.

right im like dude molest on his mom somewhere else like the kid is right there

[Elizzikra]

Rob, get your hands off Tennie’s ass in front of the kids.

[Gobi]

"I'm ready to be an asshat. I mean asset, sorry!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Rob is prepared to start his new life. He'll have a tracker on Tennie's car and dole out corporal punishment to her kids, between shifts at the meat packing plant. 

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

right im like dude molest on his mom somewhere else like the kid is right there

And her son does not have his seatbelt on. 

[Keywestclubkid]

that child needs to put on his seatbelt 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Rob is prepared to start his new life. He'll have a tracker on Tennie's car and dole out corporal punishment to her kids, between shifts at the meat packing plant. 

I’m sure he already has a tracker on her car.

[JenE4]

Rob and this child wearing matching inmate sweat suits is pretty disconcerting. It’s like a child wearing a jersey to see their favorite sports ball idol…but this is a felon.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

And her son does not have his seatbelt on. 

 

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

that child needs to put on his seatbelt 

we always do this lol 

[Elizzikra]

Wait - Was Rob just rolling a joint in the front seat of the car?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nehemiah knows he needs to say the right thing so he doesn’t piss Rob off.

[WaltersHair]

What is that frowny faced dead eyes necklace he has on?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, how sweet, Tennie's little boy dressed in grey sweats so he and Rob would look alike. 

 

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that child needs to put on his seatbelt 

@Keywestclubkid we've done it again!

[JenE4]

I’ve been the man of the house for the last 10 or 11 years. Child, are you even 11?!? Can you imagine being told you’re “the man of the house” since you were a baby?!?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The family that wears grey sweats together stays together? They're giving Montana Millz and Juju some competition.

[Ladystardust]

Did I miss anything besides more groping? 

My cat has recently decided he's too good to use his cat door to go out on the screened porch so now he comes and meows at me until I get up and open the big door for him. And of course I always get up and do it.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The family that wears grey sweats together stays together? They're giving Montana Millz and Juju some competition.

They just need to pop out a little Manhattan Barbie and then the show is really on…

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

h, how sweet, Tennie's little boy dressed in grey sweats so he and Rob would look alike. 

I’m sure it was a coincidence and had nothing to do with getting the perfect happy family picture to post on her social media.

[Gobi]

An ad for dinosaur repellent? I thought they were extinct.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I have a feeling Candice may have another sweetheart on the outside- it may be her friend who said, "stick to the plan."

It was very telling what kind of person Candice is last week when she said she does whatever it takes to get the things she wants.  That's probably what landed her in prison in the first place.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The family that wears grey sweats together stays together? They're giving Montana Millz and Juju some competition.

This must be a thing in the community of convicts and their molls. 

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh this mess 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder if Ayanna learned anything from her stint in jail.  😉

[Auntie Anxiety]

It seems like that one session that Ayonna had with a therapist really did a lot to fix her temperamental issues.

[OoogleEyes]

How long was she in jail? 15 days? Pfft. Amateur. 

[Red Bridey]

Hello, my favorite perps, on this our Felon Friday Finale! I'm drinking my toilet wine and making prison cake in celebration!

[Ladystardust]

She really did turn herself in wearing her underwear. Jesus, Ayonna.

[kacesq]

Ha! I already love this idiot’s grandmother.

[Keywestclubkid]

this fool has two children she hasn't seen in 15 days but shes goofing over this god damn man in jail ... I hate this woman 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayonna: Everyone was supposed drop everything and pick me up. Because I’m special.

[Elizzikra]

Does Boopie even know her man’s name? I am going to do a shot every time she says “my man.” I’ll be drunk in about ten minutes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ayonna's grandmother is my new favorite. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I have a feeling Candice may have another sweetheart on the outside- it may be her friend who said, "stick to the plan."

It was very telling what kind of person Candice is last week when she said she does whatever it takes to get the things she wants.  That's probably what landed her in prison in the first place.

Oh, hell yeah, Candice can't wait to reconnect with her REAL boyfriend, Tiny or Lugnut or Mighty Mac or whatever his name is, who will be waiting with gas station flowers and some fresh meth. 

Ayonna's been out of jail for five minutes and is already itching to beat someone's ass. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayonna loves her kid more than anything.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

How long was she in jail? 15 days? Pfft. Amateur. 

Oh I’m sure it’s not the last time…

[Red Bridey]

Delusion, thy name is Ayonna.

[Elizzikra]

Ahmira is the cutest thing, poor kid…

[Pepper Mostly]

Ayonna's baby is so cute. I could spend a whole day pinching those cheeks. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Grandma's not holding anything back!!  She must have said, "hot mess!" a dozen times! 😂

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ayonna's baby is so cute. I could spend a whole day pinching those cheeks. 

Me too! You take one side and I’ll get the other. Or you pinch the cheeks and I’ll tickle the little toes.

What did you cook for mom this week?

[Gobi]

"You gotta move better, and do better, to be better. And smoke a lot of weed. That, too."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey, here’s some advice. Keep your expectations on the lowest possible setting.