Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Best tittie T? 

Someone better show up in a Tittie t-shirt if we ever have a Bunkie-Con.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So it looks like Candice actually fesses up. It was all about the money, Go figure!

I’m watching Candice & Andrew’s first meal & she’s literally telling him to go away. The bloom is off the rose!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Michael doesn’t seem to be a big fan of his. But she loves him more than anything.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh his mama is cute .... 

[Gobi]

"And here's a picture of the first time he mainlined heroin."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Joey seems to be finding a clue.  Michael's parents are telling him that Michael's a loser who keeps going to prison.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Someone better show up in a Tittie t-shirt if we ever have a Bunkie-Con.

I can only imagine the get-ups we will wear at Bunkie-con!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

This show has been known to tease a wedding for 4 or 5 episodes, and now one pops up and is over with in a flash...

Fun fact: Something popping up and things being over in a flash is something that the women feverishly awaiting the arrival of their prison boos will also experience. 

[Elizzikra]

OMG - this guy has more mug shots than school pictures...

[Empress1]

Rick & Samantha actually got married.

Why?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So many people singing about Jardiance yet I still do not know what story it has to tell or how exactly a pill will communicate that story.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Rick & Samantha actually got married.

Why?

Recovering addict impulsiveness?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Fun fact: Something popping up and things being over in a flash is something that the women feverishly awaiting the arrival of their prison boos will also experience. 

Until their prison boo prefers a steak...

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

So many people singing about Jardiance yet I still do not know what story it has to tell or how exactly a pill will communicate that story.

It's a big story...

[Maybeitsme]

Joey please get a clue.  Michael ain't gonna change.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

So many people singing about Jardiance yet I still do not know what story it has to tell or how exactly a pill will communicate that story.

I was so glad when my blood tests showed that i dont have an A1C problem. I dont have the energy to sing and dance around.

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

This has been a fairytale. Like one of the original Grimm's fairytales where someone dies.

Or has to endure a horrifically dangerous quest, or get turned into a farm animal. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Until their prison boo prefers a steak...

and a clean kitchen 

[Empress1]

Mama Michael reminds me of Caitlyn’s prison bae’s mom. They both see their sons pretty clearly.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I can only imagine the get-ups we will wear at Bunkie-con!!!!

And we will still never hold a candle to the original insane fashions.  I'm saving my money for a Studded Jacket Ala Puppy.

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

What IS Samantha's game plan in getting hitched to this loser? He's not that rich, he's not that good looking. 

 

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Rick & Samantha actually got married.

Why?

Rick is Samantha’s 5th or 6th husband. She doesn’t need a reason to get married. But beating out the two desperate women at the reunion is probably second behind needing a stable home to parole to.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hated Mama June when she was doing the pageant show with Lana(?). That hasn’t changed.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

And we will still never hold a candle to the original insane fashions.  I'm saving my money for a Studded Jacket Ala Puppy.

I want the kermit colored wig

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew, it’s not you, it’s her! Or whatever.

[Keywestclubkid]

someone being kind to me feels unnatural .. oh you sweet summer child 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Or has to endure a horrifically dangerous quest, or get turned into a farm animal. 

Or go to the druggist to fetch some cigarettes.

[kacesq]

I love how all these felons pick up just enough therapy talk …”triggered” “I feel unsafe” to play these suckers. 

[Eldemarge]

This girl is about 5 seconds away from bolting from that truck lol

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

and a clean kitchen 

Or some shrimp Alfredo from the strip club.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

And we will still never hold a candle to the original insane fashions.  I'm saving my money for a Studded Jacket Ala Puppy.

Will ya'll still be seen with me if I show up in Raneka's lime wig? 

[Keywestclubkid]

why can this man not pick up the ten ton brick of hints she is throwing at his head 

[kacesq]

Triggered triggered triggered…

nah. User, user, user.

she doesn’t love you Andrew. She can barely stand to be in your presence…

[Empress1]

Candice dumped him after what, two hours?! She didn’t want to string him along a little more?

[Gobi]

Jeez, guy! Wake up and smell the bullshit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Candice tells Andrew he can take the truck back. She didn’t really mean it.

[kacesq]

I need to love you from a distance!

that is one keeper of a line. 

[Keywestclubkid]

You make her skin crawl dude .. thats not love thats revulsion ...

[Red Bridey]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

This girl is about 5 seconds away from bolting from with that truck lol

Ftfy

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Will ya'll still be seen with me if I show up in Raneka's lime wig? 

NO

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Or go to the druggist to fetch some cigarettes.

No, not now! Tomorrow morning! (I knew you would not fall me, Gobi!)

Candice. You totally knew it would be like this. 

"I need to be alone right now. In the apartment you're paying for."

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Candice tells Andrew he can take the truck back. She didn’t really mean it.

Of course he can. I'm sure it's actually in his name...

[Keywestclubkid]

lol do you wanna be my ride tho thanks hahaha Jesus Christ this dude is a fucking doormat 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew: Things rarely go exactly as planned.

Me: This fiasco doesn’t qualify as anywhere near to “exactly as planned.”

Edited June 1, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Empress1]

Took the charger on the way out. GodDAMN!

[Gobi]

"Can I take this charger?" 😆

[Keywestclubkid]

oh and can I take your charger ... you want the ring back? no .. ok love you ... this woman is ... I dont understand 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Candice—once a grifter always a grifter.

[Eldemarge]

My Bunkie-Con outfit:

 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Candice tells Andrew he can take the truck back. She didn’t really mean it.

She knows that sap Andrew will INSIST that she keep it. 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andrew: Things rarely go exactly as planned.

Me: This fiasco doesn’t qualify as “exactly as planned.”

It helps if the plan doesn't suck...