Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I don't know why the judge was angry, Ayonna could have breast fed her kid, after all.

All she had to do was pour some Cheerios into a bowl, for crying out loud. Adopting the Heroic Mother act was so ridiculously dramatic. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shonta’s kids would rather go to school than to go with her to see True. Smart kids.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Michael needs to shave off that pornstache.

[Empress1]

Shonta has a granddaughter?!

[Keywestclubkid]

wait she aint never met his mom? WHAT 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Okay...we've got a winner of the longest lash contest!!!!

[Gobi]

Is True's middle name "Dat"?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

The Crack Causeway.

The Heroin Highway

[WaltersHair]

Rampant abuse of eyelashes. How can they even see?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shonta’s kids would rather go to school than to go with her to see True. Smart kids.

They'd rather go to the dentist for a root canal. 

[Keywestclubkid]

child if your own mama thinks you should be in jail you gotta think hmmm maybe I was doing fucked up shit 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe True can whip up something in the prison kitchen to serve them for lunch.

[Eldemarge]

I'm in Houston and drove past a Beverly Hills Furniture store today and in the window were sparkling signs like I guess you're supposed to put in your tacky house like "QUEEN".... and there was one that said "SEXY" next to "FAMILY" and I pictured putting up "SEXY FAMILY" in my house and how bizarre that would be (but ridiculous enough that I would love it for a few months).

Anyway, hi y'all!

[Keywestclubkid]

well that didnt take long to circle to I can do what I want to on my own .. that poor delu man getting used 

[OoogleEyes]

Sliding in a little late here, Bunkies. I was watching DISTRICT 9 with my friends and had to watch the ending of that magnificent movie. Highly recommended. Watch it if you can.

But, yeah...wtaf now?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait she aint never met his mom? WHAT 

Someone dropped the ball there. I mean, they could have settled into what is sure to be mutual loathing by now. Save a lot of time. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The Heroin Highway

Follow it to beautiful Oxycodone Acres. If you lived here, you'd be home now!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The Heroin Highway

The Marijuana Marsh

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is True's middle name "Dat"?

He has a brother named False. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm in Houston and drove past a Beverly Hills Furniture store today and in the window were sparkling signs like I guess you're supposed to put in your tacky house like "QUEEN".... and there was one that said "SEXY" next to "FAMILY" and I pictured putting up "SEXY FAMILY" in my house and how bizarre that would be (but ridiculous enough that I would love it for a few months).

Anyway, hi y'all!

Same city as Dr. Now:  "Dis is a serriziess sissuasion."

[Maybeitsme]

Wait, is she gonna pick up the momma and sister that she has never met on the way to the visit? 

Well that's never been done...lol 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

Follow it to beautiful Oxycodone Acres. If you lived here, you'd be home now!

thats methed up lol 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Sliding in a little late here, Bunkies. I was watching DISTRICT 9 with my friends and had to watch the ending of that magnificent movie. Highly recommended. Watch it if you can.

But, yeah...wtaf now?

I just saw that for the first time a few months ago! It blew me away and I couldn't believe I'd never watched it before.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

The Marijuana Marsh

Meth Mile

[SemiCharmedLife]

Andrew is getting the Chazz and Andy treatment.  Have these people never watched this show???

[WaltersHair]

Ativan Avenue

[Ladystardust]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

The Marijuana Marsh

I would like a plot of land here, please.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Follow it to beautiful Oxycodone Acres. If you lived here, you'd be home now!

We're going to... Opioid Avenue.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick is going to display his musical stylings with a proposal song. Cringe.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Wait, is she gonna pick up the momma and sister that she has never met on the way to the visit? 

Well that's never been done...lol 

Wonder if she had T shirts made, like Brittany did. "I had these made. Put them on."

[Empress1]

Oh no. A boyfriend sang to me once and it was horrible. I am triggered!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Samantha is going on offense.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Wait, is she gonna pick up the momma and sister that she has never met on the way to the visit? 

Well that's never been done...lol 

It has always gone swimmingly. 😁

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Ativan Avenue

Percocet Place. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh God ... and he took time to write a song and everything 

[SemiCharmedLife]

No wonder the ladies were drooling all over Rick...he's the Bon Jovi of his hometown!

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm in Houston and drove past a Beverly Hills Furniture store today and in the window were sparkling signs like I guess you're supposed to put in your tacky house like "QUEEN".... and there was one that said "SEXY" next to "FAMILY" and I pictured putting up "SEXY FAMILY" in my house and how bizarre that would be (but ridiculous enough that I would love it for a few months).

Anyway, hi y'all!

But, most importantly...have you seen DR NOW?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rick is going to display his musical stylings with a proposal song. Cringe.

DIVE! DIVE! Hit the mute button! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick, stop. Just stop.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Meth Mile

"Just another Methlight Mile, on the road  . . "  Rolling Stones

 

[Eldemarge]

Honeeeey, come with me down the Percocet Parkwaaaay

[Maybeitsme]

Sorry had to go get a snack  when the concert started,  I missed it

Edited May 25, 2024 by Maybeitsme

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Samantha is going on offense.

She is ALWAYS on the offense. She's worse than Lindsay. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why does every one of these no talent idiots decide to share their musical butcherings on the show?

Edited May 25, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Gobi]

It's a work in progress.

[Keywestclubkid]

these men are so fucking stupid spending money they dont have ....stop it ... 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

But, most importantly...have you seen DR NOW?

Not YET.  I want to go up there and take a photo before I leave! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rick, stop. Just stop.

I mean, the way the women were throwing themselves at him at the reunion, its not like he'd be lonely for long. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick still believes in marriage. The man simply cannot learn his lesson.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I just saw that for the first time a few months ago! It blew me away and I couldn't believe I'd never watched it before.

Me tooooo!!!