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[EtheltoTillie]

Danielle wants to take it slow. Nick wants to schedule a sleepover posthaste.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, EtheltoTillie said:

What’s the gist of Unexpected?  Teens?  

Yes. Very, very stupid teens 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Didn’t Jasmine nix that notion? Is Nick thinking that she might accidentally fall on his erect penis and she can’t resist marrying into the group?

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

The math of 4 girls plus one guy! 

Maybe Jasmine is waiting to learn the dimensions of the new bed they’re going to have to get before she makes any decision about joining this cult like family.

[CSunshine76]

One date with the wives, one date with Nick. Next step…sleepover!! 
Why are these people in such a damn rush?

[EtheltoTillie]

Nick taking Danielle upstairs!  Yuck.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good thing that Nick gave the situation a lot of thought.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Didn’t Jasmine nix that notion? Is Nick thinking that she might accidentally fall on his erect penis and she can’t resist marrying into the group?

And where's the fire? Why not go have brunch, hit a museum, go to a movie? 

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Danielle was "missing him"? He's been gone for two hours! 

"I couldn't sleep, can't close my eyes because of my massive false eyelashes" 

Ew gag me. "I'll help you sleep by knocking you out?" 

[judylo]

Oh YUCK. She doesn’t want that sleepover and he is not listening and thinks he can dickmatize her.

[Maybeitsme]

O no Nicky getting tricky 😳 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, EtheltoTillie said:

Nick taking Danielle upstairs!  Yuck.  

He's going to knock her out with the unleashed power of his magical dick. I mean, Jasmine got him all fired up and he needs to....um, release. 

[EtheltoTillie]

Oh next week is a doozy.  Shirtless wet Nick was shown 

[tvrox]

No Jasmine don't get into the big bed!!!! 

Wait Garrick is ok with dating a Muslim? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait…who the fuck is Miriam?

Just now, tvrox said:

No Jasmine don't get into the big bed!!!! 

Wait Garrick is ok with dating a Muslim? 

If it has a vagina he will date it

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Oh next week is a doozy.  Shirtless wet Nick was shown 

Make sure you all have your Pepto Bismol on hand for next week's episode, peeps!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww goodnight all.  I need some Britbox to cleanse the palate

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Make sure you all have your Pepto Bismol on hand for next week's episode, peeps!

Definitely! 

Later gaters 

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We should live chat it! 

Yes please! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good evening, dear snarkers. Your witty repartee is always a nice boost on a Monday night. Now I’m off to Vienna. Au revoir.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, good night, my lovely snarkers! Have a lovely week, see some of you on Wednesday for fat chat! Love you all, hugs! @judylo, I hope you continue to mend quickly and that you don't get another roommate! 

[Madding crowd]

Whenever I see Nick and company I feel my skin crawling at the horror of sleeping with four other people breathing on me and squishing me into a tiny spot. I think Shane and Ashley just wanted to be on TV. Why would she be dating at nine months pregnant with a toddler at home? I also would give a side eye if my spouse wanted to replace me because I was currently free of cancer but someday could get it again.

[Red Bridey]

So if it looks like Shane and Ashley and the Muslim couple's stories have wrapped up for the moment, how many weeks do we have left of Ick, Slick Nick's harem and Becky and Greasy Jadon?

[magemaud]

Watching late. Naeem and Nailah’s friend looks like Tituss Burgess with huge tits! 

[Azanscrazyhair]

I really need a puke emoji. Especially for Nick and Ick.

Missed my shows two nights in a row due to baseball.   I will have to catch up.

[suzeecat]

13 hours ago, CSunshine76 said:

One date with the wives, one date with Nick. Next step…sleepover!! 
Why are these people in such a damn rush?

I'm wondering if there is some sort of TLC "bonus" if they can seal the deal before the season ends?

Also, not getting the attraction with Nick.  He looks like he could be Jimmy JJ Walker's (Good TImes) older brother, poo-eating grin and all.  I do give this group credit for seeming to be the most successful at finding compatible, cooperative recruits. 

Edited May 14 by suzeecat
clarification

[ladyscorpio]

16 hours ago, tvrox said:

Ew gag me. "I'll help you sleep by knocking you out?" 

We need a barf emoji.

[Gobi]

4 hours ago, ladyscorpio said:

We need a barf emoji.

🤢🤮

[Jeanne222]

On 5/13/2024 at 8:18 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

May I take the liberty to remind you that Ashley is a psychiatrist?

Isn't it the Cat In The Hat that says "we're all crazy here'!

1 minute ago, Jeanne222 said:

Isn't it the Cat In The Hat that says "we're all crazy here'!

It's the Cheshire cat in Alice In Wonderland. " We're all mad here"!

[Jeanne222]

On 5/13/2024 at 8:29 PM, judylo said:

Wait . . . No Ick tonight?

I miss ick!  I love to watch him stare into space. 🤔  It comforts me!  🙄

[Jeanne222]

On 5/13/2024 at 8:50 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

I feel bad for her.i get the vibe that she is lonely 

Did I read they have six children!  Who could be lonely there?

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesus take the wheel it is Ick

[Pepper Mostly]

And we open with Garrick! Get your meds of choice ready! 

Dannnnnnielle's baby is a girl. They can't wait to hand her off as a third wife to some creep. 

Edited May 21 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Merrifields continue to gobsmack me. Dannnielllle played the ace she had up her sleeve. Now they need to find a nanny sister wife.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And we open with Garrick! Get your meds of choice ready! 

Booze…lots of booze

There it is Dani wants to choose the wife 

[Auntie Anxiety]

A potential sister wife who isn’t a Brazilian bombshell? Se, people CAN change.

[CSunshine76]

 Muslim? Make it make sense Garrick.

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how they keep saying they're a "plural family". They still haven't managed to  snag another wife! They are still singular. 

I hope she ghosts. That would be epic. 

[Maybeitsme]

Glad to be apart of this group. You know we ALL just want to enjoy the sisterhood. 

That's what makes us truly happy according to Garrick 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Nathalie is pissed. Dannnielle cannot contain her glee.

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how they keep saying they're a "plural family". They still haven't managed to  snag another wife! They are still singular. 

I hope she ghosts. That would be epic. 

This! And Natalia isn’t a wife. She’s a lady Garrick sleeps with when he visits Brazil.

[sainte-chapelle]

Natalia had a plan to steal Ick and live off Dani’s family money as long as she could….then Dani got pregnant and introduced a woman of her choosing, point Dani

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick is very handsome? Wait till she sees him in his tank tops.

[Pepper Mostly]

Garrick is "very handsome"?? Miriam needs to get her eyes checked. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is Garrick’s master(bator) room.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Now let's show Miriam the bunk beds in the women's quarters".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannnielle’s father can’t believe he’s witnessing this.

[Red Bridey]

How sad is it that these potentials all describe Garrick as handsome? What kind of men are there in Brazil and the Midwest (?) that make a slimy lizard man a catch?

[Shelbie]

At least Mariam didn’t bring her little girl with her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Greasy Justin presents Yari with an opportunity of a lifetime. Hahaha