Seeking Sister Wife Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Chat here! 

[MagicEyes]

Hello snarkers! 

[Pepper Mostly]

The problem with Roberta was that you ran out of money. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Glad you started this. Danniellllle and Garrick never learn from their mistakes. Yes, Danniellle, yes you ARE stupid.

[Maybeitsme]

Yay,we're back

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick wants to dive back into ______ (fill in the blank.)

[Pepper Mostly]

Danielle's not ready but Garrick's peen will not brook any more delay. He wants to place it into a Brazilian bombshell post haste. 

"She just graduated law school"! Oh that is PRECIOUS.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick has a hard time believing a woman wants him for his bank account, becasue he has so much more than that to offer 🙄

The SIL is trying her hardest not to tell Dannielle that she needs to be institutionalized.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's not asking for money. Yet. For now she's just asking for a free vacation in Mexico. 

 

[CSunshine76]

If I were Danielle’s sibling, I might just have to smack some sense into her. And when that didn’t work, I’d peace out…I’m not going to enable your crazy behavior and pretend all is well.

Edited March 12, 2024 by CSunshine76

[Pepper Mostly]

What is wrong with Danielle's face? She looks like she's having a stroke. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick’s need for sex is the overriding factor here, Brother Dannielllle. There’s no time for thinking.

[tvrox]

Yay crazy sister wives. 

[xls]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What is wrong with Danielle's face? She looks like she's having a stroke. 

She looks rough

[tvrox]

Wait she was at their wedding? Why? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Yay, Auntie, our Massachusetts homies! 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shane looks like the perfect cuck.

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Wait she was at their wedding? Why? 

I believe the wife said she was her hair and makeup artist? I guess she picked her up…at her wedding!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Of course she's vegan, gluten free and soy free. 

Shane looks so very painfully awkward. 

[xls]

'Bout time they have a woman with possibly two spouses! Ha turnabout is fair play! 

[VioletNevermind]

“Ethical nonmonogamy.”  That’s a new one for me!  This poor schlub.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Of course she's vegan, gluten free and soy free. 

Shane looks so very painfully awkward. 

Didn’t take long for her to announce her veganism. It’s so special, dontcha know.

[MagicEyes]

What is ethical nonmonogamy?

[tvrox]

What does that job description even mean... 

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Wait she was at their wedding? Why? 

Hair and makeup, I think. Bur now she’s talking about some wacky career?

[Pepper Mostly]

He just wants to find out if they've been getting down. He thinks that's really hot. 

She's a spiritual entrepreneur? She communicates with the universe? Is vagina steaming far behind? 

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick has a hard time believing a woman wants him for his bank account, becasue he has so much more than that to offer 🙄

The SIL is trying her hardest not to tell Dannielle that she needs to be institutionalized.

Yeah sis was finally like I have to leave before I say something bad! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s a life coach? I need to hang out a shingle. Apparently it doesn’t take much else to qualify.

Edited March 12, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[MagicEyes]

This is not going well! 🤣

[tvrox]

Most awkward lunch EVER. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

What is ethical nonmonogamy?

Bullshit?

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's not asking for money. Yet. For now she's just asking for a free vacation in Mexico. 

 

Where do I sign up for that free trip? 

[VioletNevermind]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

What is ethical nonmonogamy?

The eventual end of Shane’s marriage! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Most awkward lunch EVER. 

Right? I am one giant cringe. 

These two cannot stand each other. Hilarious. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Over the commercial break, everyone needs to have some deep thoughts.

[judylo]

I don’t care for Ashley.

[Eldemarge]

I'm just here trying to study but also half-watching... 

[Pepper Mostly]

12 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick wants to dive back into ______ (fill in the blank.)

The nearest Brazilian vagina.

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, VioletNevermind said:

“Ethical nonmonogamy.”  That’s a new one for me!  This poor schlub.  

Ethical if both parties agree and are on board, and he's definitely not. 

[xls]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Over the commercial break, everyone needs to have some deep thoughts.

Commune with the universe!🌍

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is everyone getting used to the time change? I took a 1.5 hour nap today.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I don’t care for Ashley.

She's a shit stirrer. I don't like her either. I predict three more years with Dull Danny or whatever his name is in the suburbs, then she'll take off for a vegan potters commune in Vermont, or a polyamorous intentional community in the Arizona desert. 

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm just here trying to study but also half-watching... 

Give up studying! Think about all you can learn from The Learning Channel instead! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The ladies bought a nice house for Nick. When the baby gets old enough, Nick will send her to daycare so he has more time to think without be disturbed.

[xls]

the baby is cute af though.

[VioletNevermind]

This dude is a player of the highest order, but that baby is ridiculously adorable.  It’s too bad that she has to grow up in this dysfunction, though.  

Edited March 12, 2024 by VioletNevermind

[Auntie Anxiety]

Didn’t Daniele know about them finding a fourth woman? I distinctly remember that.

[CSunshine76]

So we are to believe this man takes care of a baby all day while wearing a dress shirt and tie? Okay. 🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

Danielle will be brought to heel with a quickness or HBIC Jennifer will know the reason why. I'm sure that a few days in an empty room, on bread and water, will bring her around. 

Edited March 12, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[MagicEyes]

There are too many people named Daniel(l)e on this show!