S05.E01: TBD

[HorrrGoodnight]

I can't even be mad at Nick. He found not ONE, not TWO, but THREE women to grift.. ... I mean to love, to love of course. I think he only really likes second wife. She's Mercury in his solar system example. Third wife is absolutely not feeling more wives, she likes being the new girl. 

The new couple who practices "Iz-lamb" found quite the lovely pious young lady in a leather bustier to date. How quaint. 

I heard the part about the Holy Ghost being biblical sperm but did I miss the part where Garrick re-married Danielle??? Cause I'll be DAMNED if I divorce my legal husband so he can marry another chick and she doesn't even show up and now I'm still just the girlfriend. He seems to have an exotic Brazillian fetish so I guess he'll need that single status for another K1 visa. 

[Chalby]

On 3/7/2024 at 5:23 AM, Texasmom1970 said:

Okay Garrick trying to explain the sperm shit was gross, please don't ever do that again.

When I use the term "fakesplaining" it's specifically because of nonsense like this. It's akin to mansplaining but with completely fake facts. Garrick threw out the most ridiculous explanation for whatever bad behaviour he's attempting to get away with. Where are the normal people, who will call BS on this? Why is Danielle so invested in this loser?

[heatherchandler]

On 3/4/2024 at 8:24 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

And the Oscar goes to…….Danielllllle.

What was that??!!!  She was wayyy overselling that, we all know she was hoping Bert would bail.  No one gets that upset that their husband’s new girlfriend doesn’t show up.  

[HorrrGoodnight]

I think Dannnnielllle might have been upset since she ultimately got a divorce for nothing. The tears were probably for her legal marriage, not the Brazilian Bombshell. 

[suev3333]

On 3/4/2024 at 9:40 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

Shane thinks he made his ex girlfriend gay. OOOOOOO-KAY. 

Good.....it was refreshing to see that dude (Shane?)  crying for once,  instead of the women always being treated like a brood of cattle  (excluding Garrish  he cries,  but he's gross😁)

[SilverLake0315]

On 3/4/2024 at 9:51 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick’s company logo is in desperate need of a makeover.

So is Garrick himself, so that makes sense!

[mytmo]

First time watcher.  Am a little flabbergasted by this character Garrick and I thought I've seen all the wackos including the fundie christians but he is unique.  So if they tested any female that had sex with a male, the males' dna becomes an integral part of the female on a cellular level?  I am not a biologist or criminologist but wouldn't that negate all the dna used in in crime investigations?  He is taking the 2 become 1 literally.  Ridiculous.

[the-grey-lady]

2 hours ago, mytmo said:

First time watcher.  Am a little flabbergasted by this character Garrick and I thought I've seen all the wackos including the fundie christians but he is unique.  So if they tested any female that had sex with a male, the males' dna becomes an integral part of the female on a cellular level?  I am not a biologist or criminologist but wouldn't that negate all the dna used in in crime investigations?  He is taking the 2 become 1 literally.  Ridiculous.

You won't find Garrick any more endearing with time. I promise.

[xwordfanatik]

4 hours ago, mytmo said:

First time watcher.  Am a little flabbergasted by this character Garrick and I thought I've seen all the wackos including the fundie christians but he is unique.  So if they tested any female that had sex with a male, the males' dna becomes an integral part of the female on a cellular level?  I am not a biologist or criminologist but wouldn't that negate all the dna used in in crime investigations?  He is taking the 2 become 1 literally.  Ridiculous.

This is the third season that we have been cursed with he-who-shall-be-referred-to-as ICK.  You really should watch seasons three and four to really see the creepiness and tomfoolery that Ick embodies.  He's a gross pervert with bullshit for days!  I can't see how that buffoon got one woman, and he wants up to FIVE.  Dumb fuck.

[Chalby]

On 3/18/2024 at 12:27 PM, xwordfanatik said:

This is the third season that we have been cursed with he-who-shall-be-referred-to-as ICK.  You really should watch seasons three and four to really see the creepiness and tomfoolery that Ick embodies.

He definitely has the ICK factor down pat. Just watching him salivate over this young 25-year-old woman who might join their family, was disturbing but even more so was his petting of her. Did anyone else notice he kept stroking her shoulder, or her back, her arm, etc. It's like anytime Danielle's trying to communicate with her, he's right there touching her It really bothers me, but then again I don't like my mate pawing all over me.

Ewwww! Mind you, it would be so satisfying if Danielle and this young woman give him his comeuppance for all the women he's been reaching out to, trying to lure or groom.

As for polygamy, if that's what you want fine, but be honest. To use the Bible to search for sections validating that God wants (only men) to gather multiple wives, in the name of faith, is ridiculous. Does he and everyone in his family forget that God did not write these Bible quotes? Men wrote the Bible.

It boggles me all the arguments and fights and wars over literal interpretations of words that MEN wrote, NOT God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, etc. Am I alone in not understanding why this keeps happening over and over again?

[ladyscorpio]

On 3/4/2024 at 8:04 PM, tvrox said:

Call me a prude but I don't think you should be kissing someone like that if you're pregnant with someone else's child. 

I totally agree!! I thought the same thing, it's weird to me that she's pregnant with her second child and she's kissing that girl, (I forgot her name)plus she has a little baby at home. I don't think she's into her husband at all. It seems like he will be the one staying home with the babies, while the two women go out on dates. There's zero chemistry with Ashley's husband and the other woman.

[ladyscorpio]

On 3/6/2024 at 12:05 PM, BAForever said:

Have watched this shitshow from Day 1. If Dannnnielle is acting, she's darn good. Love watching her during the TH's. Ick is an asshole, but has some strange hold over Dannnnnielle. 

I say it's all real, but I'm wrong a lot. 

I agree, Ick does have a hold over Danielle. She's been with him since she was a teenager and they have two boys together. Someone else had mentioned that she's financially dependent on him. Anyone can see she's not happy and that she  doesn't want to add another woman to their family. I think she's really depressed and isn't thinking clearly. Hopefully in time, her eyes will be opened and she will leave him and start a new life. Maybe meet someone who does love her and who will make her happy.