Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[OoogleEyes]

Did Donna say "y'all?" Wat

[kacesq]

Melissa’s sisters? You’re sister is the one who wants this felon so you need to come down off the high horse.

Melissa’s dad? You look like you’d break a hip walking. Calm down with your tough talk.

[Elizzikra]

Donna is completely crocked at this housewarming party, right?

[Keywestclubkid]

I SAID what I SAID .. haha they were trying to have a tough guy off 

[Eldemarge]

What are these gasbags fighting about?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dreadlock sister is breast feeding.  At least she hasn't given the baby dreads.  Yet another child I feel for.

[Elizzikra]

Wow - this episode is just like The Godfather.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wow!  Louie and Melissa must be shaking in their boots. The two old geezers are going to hunt them down if they break their kid's heart.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Melissa’s dad? You look like you’d break a hip walking. Calm down with your tough talk.

And he has three teeth in his head! They have a lot of nerve laughing at Louie!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Dreadlock sister is breast feeding.  At least she hasn't given the baby dreads.  Yet another child I feel for.

Her face is beautiful! I didn't notice at first, with the hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

What are these gasbags fighting about?

Turf war.

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa is the one who picked him, you sanctimonious twit. She chased him with great dedication. Don't lay this at Louie's door. 

[Keywestclubkid]

why is he holding on to that bat?

[Maybeitsme]

Oh dear these crazy older I talyuns. 

Fuss threaten and hug it out. We're fambly!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Donna is completely crocked at this housewarming party, right?

Wouldn't you be? Lord knows the only way I'd be able to handle being around these idiots is hammered. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna is crying about cutting the umbilical cord.

[Keywestclubkid]

I'll sell my house ... LOL I love it

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why is he holding on to that bat?

He left his wooden spoon at home. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why is he holding on to that bat?

Because he thinks it looks cooler than a handy cane. 

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why is he holding on to that bat?

It's holding him up.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Donna is crying about cutting the umbilical cord.

She's reluctant to do it because she doesn't know how to cut it on the bias.

[JenE4]

Donna is accusing Melissa’s father of being too involved with his kids?!? Well, they both threatened to murder each other because…Italian. Whew. They decided to go with the other Italian value of… family. Dad’s still gripping his wooden bat just in case. Wooden bats, wooden spoons. They probably will be married in 2 months. Never have we seen two more compatible people on this show! They are two peas in the pod.

[OoogleEyes]

Donna's loaded. I hope that she called an Uber 

[WaltersHair]

In Jersey, "I'll take care of him" has a whole different connotation for me.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I'll sell my house ... LOL I love it

Isn't being near Louis the only reason she moved to Florida in the first place ? It would sort of make sense for her to move back home if that's where he is going to be living.

[Keywestclubkid]

its not like she can just hop in a car and come see you it would take planing she wouldnt just "pop" up 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

She's reluctant to do it because she doesn't know how to cut it on the bias.

To keep it juicy?

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Donna is accusing Melissa’s father of being too involved with his kids?!? Well, they both threatened to murder each other because…Italian. Whew. They decided to go with the other Italian value of… family. Dad’s still gripping his wooden bat just in case. Wooden bats, wooden spoons. They probably will be married in 2 months. Never have we seen two more compatible people on this show! They are two peas in the pod.

BRAVA

[kacesq]

Never Michael’s fault. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Donna is accusing Melissa’s father of being too involved with his kids?!? Well, they both threatened to murder each other because…Italian. Whew. They decided to go with the other Italian value of… family. Dad’s still gripping his wooden bat just in case. Wooden bats, wooden spoons. They probably will be married in 2 months. Never have we seen two more compatible people on this show! They are two peas in the pod.

They're not going to do the murdering themselves.  But someone will come after them so they need to be extremely paranoid.  There's nothing like perpetuating negative stereotypes in a desperate attempt to appear tough. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Let me guess.  They are not moving to Vegas.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess Mike’s rap career will have to be put on hold. How sad.

[Keywestclubkid]

Now you gotta be like oops we arnt moving …. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh noes! Its the dreaded "missing paperwork"! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why does Mike have “Donna Mills” tattooed on his forearm?

[Empress1]

Where does their money come from?

[kacesq]

Still would love to know where all this money is coming from unless it’s all the ill gotten gains Michael concealed during his prison years. The funds that allowed him to give Smugger that Mercedes.

[Eldemarge]

These idiots bought a house and weren't even sure he could transfer??

Jesus, these people.  No impulse control whatsoever.  But that's how they ended up in prison, I guess.

[kacesq]

Yes dipshit. You’re on parole. Paperwork is important. You should’ve been on top of it. 

[WaltersHair]

Put that parole angst to work in a rap song, dude. GOLD.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Poor Mikey.  Grown adults would make sure they were 100% approved to move before buying a house. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I never let her down". Except, you know, going to jail and all. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those flies in the bathroom are a nice addition to the scene.

[JenE4]

The fly buzzing around the toilet!

[Keywestclubkid]

Literally IN the toilet…. Literally the toilet 

[kacesq]

Baby daddy/ fiance. Love the description.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Now you gotta be like oops we arnt moving …. 

"You know, baby, I really can't leave my kids. We can't move"

[Maybeitsme]

Of course there a problem with the paperwork! Oh course it's not your fault!

😆 LOL

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Where does their money come from?

If this is from his drug selling days, the feds really screwed up when he was convicted. 

[Empress1]

“Baby you know you not gonna leave him.” DAMN.