Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't believe this silly woman has white drapes. In a house that looks like a dumpster, with four young kids. What the actual fuck? 

Don't worry, when they get dirty, Chance just takes them outside and power washes the hell out of them.

[WaltersHair]

Ryan O'Neal just died. Came across my news blurbs :(

[JenE4]

 

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Bobbie is getting married before having a kid? Is that allowed on this show?

Yes, as long as you stop on the side of the road on the way home from prison to perform the nuptials.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JenE4 said:

 

Yes, as long as you stop on the side of the road on the way home from prison to perform the nuptials.

Standing in the back of a pickup is preferred 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tayler’s recovering addict sister is light years ahead of Tayler. It wasn’t supposed to be that way, but Tayler thought it was a good idea to attach herself to Brad Pitt’s long lost douchebag cousin and pop out his kid. If it weren’t for bad decisions, Tayler wouldn’t make any decisions at all.

[Gobi]

Unusual urges, such as a sudden desire to eat a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich whilst sitting under a lawn sprinkler.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

Unusual urges, such as a sudden desire to eat a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich whilst sitting under a lawn sprinkler.

I feel like ive been watched 

[SemiCharmedLife]

What's fancy spaghetti?  Am I missing something?

 

[kacesq]

I forgot..whose daughter is that?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

What's fancy spaghetti?  Am I missing something?

 

its the cheese she adds its a secret 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Quaylon looks so different without his braids.

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

What's fancy spaghetti?  Am I missing something?

 

With sauce (or gravy, depending on how you were raised.)

[kacesq]

Never mind. I forgot about Mylar…

[Eldemarge]

Men on this show:  You don't actually need to always be wearing animal prints in your interview, right?  Gather your pride and burn that shit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Qualuude is a master chef. The spaghetti needs to stick to the wall. Okay.

[kacesq]

Quaylon is perpetually baked isn’t he?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Unusual urges, such as a sudden desire to eat a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich whilst sitting under a lawn sprinkler.

What's so unusual about that? Now if it was a peanut butter and sardine sandwich while sitting in a carwash (sans car), I'd understand that. 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, kacesq said:

Quaylon is perpetually baked isn’t he?

Sure seems that way

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Quaylon is perpetually baked isn’t he?

I would be too. Just looking at those wigs day in and day out.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

Quaylon is perpetually baked isn’t he?

I mean hes gotta do something with the constant barrage of prints hes forced to look at daily LOL 

[Eldemarge]

AGAIN WITH THE PREGO SAUCE

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

What's fancy spaghetti?  Am I missing something?

 

She bought Classico instead of the store brand. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that a party bus? Where is the pole?

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

AGAIN WITH THE PREGO SAUCE

Subliminal advertising.

[kacesq]

God I hate these two. It’s the smugness. They’ve accomplished precious little but think they’re rock stars.

matching pajamas. OMG. Let it go Justine. 

[Gobi]

I think Michael is throwing away a chance at a massive rap career in Rhode Island.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is that a party bus? Where is the pole?

if this was a housewife show now would be the time for it to GO DOWN 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its the cheese she adds its a secret 

The cheese has meth in it. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is that a party bus? Where is the pole?

Waiting for baby Moonlight’s arrival…

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

What's fancy spaghetti?  Am I missing something?

 

I was wondering how fancy their jarred sauce spaghetti was

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The cheese has meth in it. 

SHHHH its secret 

[Eldemarge]

Even the Brady Bunch didn't do matching PJs.  Justine is corny as hell.

[kacesq]

Oh gee. How completely unscripted! Daughter of Justine accidentally spilled the secret!

[Keywestclubkid]

has she ever put makeup on before cause what the hell is she doing?

[Pepper Mostly]

And daughter Justine spills the beans. I hope she got a bonus. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I wasn't supposed to say anything HEHEHEHE ,,,, 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And daughter Justine spills the beans. I hope she got a bonus. 

Her mom will be proud of her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daughter Juju just hit her mark by telling Mike’s daughter that he’s planning to move. Check will be in tomorrow’s mail.

[kacesq]

Isn’t it convenient that these girls are miked up and a camera crew stayed behind?

[Keywestclubkid]

they dont want us to tell you guys ,,,, do you hear how gross that is 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daughter Juju just hit her mark by telling Mike’s daughter that he’s planning to move. Check will be in tomorrow’s mail.

If she's smart she'll demand cash. 

[Keywestclubkid]

tell him Tik Tok LOL oh my god this is so fake 

[JenE4]

The whole family has matching Pajamas!! This proves they’re focusing on the kids. They’re in on the matching outfits.

[WaltersHair]

Brittney spent $23.90 on the pink pill pillow

https://www.amazon.com/Erullahome-Pillow-Decorative-Machine-Washable/dp/B0BHZFW1LS?th=1

[SemiCharmedLife]

If the producers are trying to build up tension by having Bobbo drive by and threaten Chance, they are actually building up anticipation.  Hell, I would pay Caveman Kevin to come up to Missouri to knock his block off.

[Keywestclubkid]

let me drive up on camera show my face threaten you and then drive away with full view of my license plate ... Smart so so smart 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

If the producers are trying to build up tension by having Bobbo drive by and threaten Chance, they are actually building up anticipation.  Hell, I would pay Caveman Kevin to come up to Missouri to knock his block off.

I miss Kevin. Or at least I miss all the natural history museum jokes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa’s father made Louie an offer he couldn’t refuse.

[kacesq]

Were they even friends in high school? Oh wait, he didn’t know she existed. Of course.

[Keywestclubkid]

watching him being talked down to and belittled turned me on ,,,