Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Gobi]

"Damn! This is probate court!"

[Empress1]

Backseat driving drives me CRAZY. My mother does it, and I have threatened to put her out of the car. 

[Floatingbison]

Mayberry RFD probation office!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"ANTHONY!!" Remember those ads? 

LOVED them. I was a midwest girl who couldn't fathom a mom hanging out the window to bellow that, LOL.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god that outfit on Brittany. 

[Keywestclubkid]

not her little pretty feet 

[Floatingbison]

This is off topic, but I want to let everyone know that I took the biggest risk of my career this week. . . . . yes.... I left my car running in the juvenile court parking lot.

[Empress1]

Britney is in that outfit to go to probation? They going to the club after?

[OoogleEyes]

This is some level of control, right here.

[Gobi]

I may be misinformed, but I believe that it is possible to remove shoes and carry them to avoid getting them wet.

Edited October 14, 2023 by Gobi

[Empress1]

Probation until 2060?! That is INSANE. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Brittany is screaming like someone threw battery acid on her. Its just rain, you silly twit.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Backseat driving drives me CRAZY. My mother does it, and I have threatened to put her out of the car. 

My mother did it to me.  She also pretended to have severe anxiety about being a passenger.  I told her she was lying and to stop or she could take public transit home.  She actually said to me, "Oh, that's right. You don't fall for that."  The ride home was very quiet.  😁

[Maybeitsme]

Baybee  baybee, I'm with momma drives me crazze haha 😄 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh honey, rethink that outfit. I thought she was going out in her slip. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If you close your eyes and listen, she sounds like Roseanne Barr.

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

My mother did it to me.  She also pretended to have severe anxiety about being a passenger.  I told her she was lying and to stop or she could take public transit home.  She actually said to me, "Oh, that's right. You don't fall for that."  The ride home was very quiet.  😁

My mom can no longer drive, so I get why she does it. It’s still rude as fuck though, and I argue with her about it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Your son wasn't smart enough to keep out of jail, Mama. 

[WaltersHair]

My DAD is the worst backseat driver. He feels he needs to give me directions to places I've been at least 50 times. He's all about the most efficient route.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Your son wasn't smart enough to keep out of jail, Mama. 

He was almost a criminal mastermind.

[Floatingbison]

I can understand that.... having practiced in juvenile court for many many years.... a kid's friends can make or break him.

[goofygirl]

Graylon?  Not RED??  What the hell!  His Mom seems really nice.  Does she know this baby momma wants his ass to move to New Mexico??

[JenE4]

Wait, a mother-in-law who’s happy to meet the girlfriend and loving toward her?! I don’t know how to process this.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

I wonder what that random knob over the printer does 

[OoogleEyes]

That blonde haired blue eyed Jesus always cracks me up

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I can understand that.... having practiced in juvenile court for many many years.... a kid's friends can make or break him.

This. Lots of research in this. In teenage years, their friends become their “family.” 

[Gobi]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Wait, a mother-in-law who’s happy to meet the girlfriend and loving toward her?! I don’t know how to process this.

 

It's a trap!

[Empress1]

Graylon’s mom is striking. I think she’s beautiful. And she seems really warm.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Redd was picking up bad habits in prison, unlike the bad habits that landed him in prison. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Wait, a mother-in-law who’s happy to meet the girlfriend and loving toward her?! I don’t know how to process this.

 

Don’t get your hopes up.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Reneka is afraid she is going to act a fool.  

First, why stop now?  

Second, you better, girl!  He deserves everything you got!

[Floatingbison]

holy  cow on that promo clip.... crack is wack, ya'll!  She is too thin.

Word.  Pepper Jack is trying to conduct some business too.

 

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Reneka is afraid she is going to act a fool.  

First, why stop now?  

Second, you better, girl!  He deserves everything you got!

That wig alone is fool behavior.

[Gobi]

Users of Vraylar may experience necrophiliac cravings.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is it time to ask if Raneka’s daughters are now enjoying their brighter futures?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Reneka is afraid she is going to act a fool.  

First, why stop now?  

Second, you better, girl!  He deserves everything you got!

Right? That ship has sailed. Raneka, bless her hopeful heart, is pathetic. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I can understand that.... having practiced in juvenile court for many many years.... a kid's friends can make or break him.

I remember when I was a kid that, whenever someone got in trouble, their mother would try to blame it on the kids they hung around.  But at some point, their kid chose those friends.  I understand when people are in rough neighborhoods with extreme peer pressure and a sense of very limited options.  It can feel like a copout - my kid is good; your kid got him into trouble. 

[littlebennysmom]

Wow, I thought for sure Andy's son would sound disappointed when his dad told him the circus was continuing and they were going to hit the road.  He sounded happy for his dad 😥  That kid has more kindness in his little finger than Andy does in his entire body.  

[goofygirl]

Chelsea managed to get out of having sex that first night!  Now she's gonna have to stay sick for a while longer!

[Gobi]

"It feels like half my hair is purple."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it time to ask if Raneka’s daughters are now enjoying their brighter futures?

Paradise on earth, palmed off on Raneka's friend, and every now and then their mother remembers their existence and calls them on the phone and nags them to do their homerwork. Pure bliss. Bet they're loving every second. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

After kissing Chelsea, Mikey starts getting sick in 3….2….1….

[SemiCharmedLife]

Don't kiss if she is sick!  Have you learned nothing from Covid?

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Gobi said:

"It feels like half my hair is purple."

Wait wait ✋️  I just opened a hostess hoho

[goofygirl]

Maybe when Mikey goes to Ohio, Chelsea will want to have sex.

And Reneka has some towel on her head to cover up the green wig??  WHUT?

Edited October 14, 2023 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

So this season’s theme is transferring parole to another state so you can be with your soulmate forever. I get it now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Someone slap me, I must be getting sentimental in my old age, but I like these two. 

[Drogo]

This mf Mikey is patient and soft spoken.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Someone slap me, I must be getting sentimental in my old age, but I like these two. 

I’m not that old and I’m rooting for them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A chess move? Hahahaha. A chess move requires a brain cell or two.

Edited October 14, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety