Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa: Donna treats us like teenagers, but I don’t know why! If she tells me not to get pregnant, then I’ll definitely get pregnant. But I’m not acting like I’m a teenager.

[kacesq]

First time with her obsession and she’s wearing a basic white bra…girl. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Imagine being a grown adult and remembering who was cool in high school.

Or caring. 

[Gobi]

"Excuse me, dear sir. May I enquire as to whether an ex-con discount is available?"

[Keywestclubkid]

what are those boxers? HAHA

[SemiCharmedLife]

Looks like Melissa's pom-poms are about to be tossed!

[WaltersHair]

They didn't even TRY to kick out the camera crew. EWW

[Elizzikra]

No condom? Sweet Moses, couldn’t they have at least gone to one session of health class???

[goofygirl]

I'm trying to picture my HR person dressed like this lady!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharae is the Human Resources officer at LaTisha’s Tax Returns ‘R’ Us.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Looks like Melissa's pom-poms are about to be tossed!

She's shakin' those pom poms for all they're worth!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Girl trying to trap him the first night .... STOP

But is she ovulatin'?

[Drogo]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

But is she ovulatin'?

Oowee?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

But is she ovulatin'?

for the past 20 years 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

No condom? Sweet Moses, couldn’t they have at least gone to one session of health class???

She was too busy hanging out under the bleachers, hoping Louie would "notice" her. 

[goofygirl]

Anthony wants that strip club Shrimp Alfredo first!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

But is she ovulatin'?

The best Louis and Melissa can hope for us to get all the recessive genes…

[kacesq]

She hands a newly released inmate an itinerary….oh this is going to work out…

[Auntie Anxiety]

HE NEEDS SHRIMP ALFREDO! And he just happens to know a good place to get some.

[Gobi]

"I don't want no fried chicken, I want shrimp Alfredo!"

Damn, I'm being ninja'd by everyone tonight!

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[SemiCharmedLife]

Sharae really knows how to win over an ex-con's heart!  /s

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auto correct!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

No condom? Sweet Moses, couldn’t they have at least gone to one session of health class???

She didn’t have a chance to stop at the high school nurse’s office to pick one up.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Without my trials and tribulations I wouldn't be who I am today! A convicted felon!" 

[Keywestclubkid]

yea I can see her annoying the shit out of him quickly 

[kacesq]

She has alarms set. I can’t.

[JenE4]

*Throws his shoes across the parking lot*
*immediately receives a littering citation*

[Elizzikra]

Not a good sign when you remind your boyfriend of his prison warden…

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[Pepper Mostly]

He wants to go with the flow. Don't they have to drive at breakneck speed to the halfway house, or to probation? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany never had any intention of having ex with Andy. You been played, bro.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, JenE4 said:

*Throws his shoes across the parking lot*
*immediately receives a littering citation*

I wonder how much clothing people toss away around the neighborhood 

[kacesq]

I hope Keke only gets one season. I can’t take the caterwauling.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

My a good sign when you remind your boyfriend of his prison warden…

So mach sexy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

They didn't even TRY to kick out the camera crew. EWW

I imagine the camera crew looked like Road Runner zipping away.  They did not want to see  what was in either of their underwear. 

[Elizzikra]

Donna banging on the car window with her wooden spoon is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. I needed that belly laugh…

[WaltersHair]

I went down the rabbit hole of the Tupac/Biggie murders this week because of the recent arrest. That is some evil, evil ish. At least these clowns are good for the circus.

[goofygirl]

WooHoo! Andy's about to get his ass handed to him AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN by boo Brittney.  I'm all in on that!

Can't stand Andy.  He's a giant moron.  I actually feel sorry for his poor children!

[Keywestclubkid]

there's an unmarked car outside LOL girl .... come on 

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

there's an unmarked car outside LOL girl .... come on 

"How many unmarked cars are there?"

"They're all unmarked!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

She has alarms set. I can’t.

Hand a person who has had every minute planned for the last many years an itinerary.  I can't. 

[Pepper Mostly]

11 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Wait til she drags him to the class reunion and no one cares.

Or better still, recoils in horror. 

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

there's an unmarked car outside LOL girl .... come on 

The neighbors have a visitor.

[Auntie Anxiety]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

But is she ovulatin'?

Isn’t she 40yo? She might be able to tote it.

[Drogo]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I don't want no fried chicken, I want shrimp Alfredo!"

Damn, I'm being ninja'd by everyone tonight!

He said he wants real food…

I guess his mom fries fake chickens?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mikey is one handsome hunk, don’t you think??

[Keywestclubkid]

she needs to stop driving and signing on the phone Jesus Christ 

[OoogleEyes]

Signing while driving.  Isn't that considered distracted driving? It's kinda scary 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mikey’s face tattoo will ensure that he gets a very good job.

[JenE4]

What the hell?!? Talking on a regular cell phone is illegal and dangerous. And here this woman is watching her son on a video call and taking her hands off the wheel to sign.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

He said he wants real food…

I guess his mom fries fake chickens?

Was he dissing his own Mama's fried chicken?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Signing while driving.  Isn't that considered distracted driving? It's kinda scary 

When she takes both hands off the wheel and steers with her knees.