Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[goofygirl]

Think Melissa and Donna are gonna make it at 5:30AM??

And of COURSE Andy is already looking forward to some "intimacy" with Brittney.  He's been doing that for months now.  Looking forward.  Why'd he bring his kid?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Melissa is still mentally and emotionally in sophomore year. She brought her goddamned pom poms!

To accessorize her cheerleader outfit.

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I was just going to say the same thing! That wig is her pride and joy.

Oh, it’s clearly a choice. She’s wearing it on purpose.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They had better not run to him and hug him hard.  They could knock the last 5 teeth out of his head. 

[Empress1]

I forgot Chelsea’s dad dragged her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Think Melissa and Donna are gonna make it at 5:30AM??

And of COURSE Andy is already looking forward to some "intimacy" with Brittney.  He's been doing that for months now.  Looking forward.  Why'd he bring his kid?

He's still trying to prove that he is a good father no matter what his daughters said.  And he is not smart enough to realize that bringing his son to meet his felon girlfriend at her release is not a choice that a good father makes.  

[Keywestclubkid]

while I chase dick ... just like your sister said you was doing ... GIRL

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka’s daughters! Whom she loves more than anything. Go be with your children!

[Elizzikra]

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Why'd he bring his kid?

He said it was to help her daughter be more comfortable; so she would have someone there her own age...

[littlebennysmom]

Louie's overdramatic mom "I'm sorry, I can't do this!" 😄

She has never been sorry about anything in her life.

[Keywestclubkid]

shes dumb as fuck? GIRL you are the one chasing this man 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What possessed you to move forward after this, Raneka?

Raneka: I’m an idiot?

[JenE4]

I spent more money on him than you, so that makes him my man!

[Pepper Mostly]

Here's Raneka showing us she's mother of the year. She tells her kid to do her homework. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

He said it was to help her daughter be more comfortable; so she would have someone there her own age...

I have been put in that position.  It is a truly terrible thing to do to your chld. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I thought it was lacaitrus ??

[Ladystardust]

WHAT is she doing with that shirt? Does she not know her boobs should go in the, you know, BOOB shaped cups??

[JenE4]

“I’m not sure if he’s really Asonta.” He’s not! He’s LaCitrus!

[Eldemarge]

I think you have all the info you need about this man.  Cut losses!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

WHAT is she doing with that shirt? Does she not know her boobs should go in the, you know, BOOB shaped cups??

Those stupendous mammaries are going to make a break for it. 

[Ladystardust]

In the text, they called him "Juixe". Like Juice?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Merry Christmas! December is going to rock! All our favorites are back.

Edited September 23, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Me and Louie are going to prove everyone wrong". Famous last words. You heard it here first, kids. Write it down. 

We need an "In Pepper We Trust" flag

[goofygirl]

At least Reneka has a smart friend.  I'm not sure Reneka could find her own ass with both hands and a flashlight.  Hope all that $$$ she spent was worth it for that one night of lurve.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I have been put in that position.  It is a truly terrible thing to do to your chld. 

You went with your dad to pick up a paroled girlfriend so her same aged kid would be more comfortable? :)

[JenE4]

Just now, goofygirl said:

At least Reneka has a smart friend.  I'm not sure Reneka could find her own ass with both hands and a flashlight.  Hope all that $$$ she spent was worth it for that one night of lurve.

$1,000/hour

[Empress1]

Melissa told her daddy on Donna?

Raneka’s friend has sense but girl, your lace is showing.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Merry Christmas! December is going to rock! All our favorites are back.

I caught a glimpse of whatshisface driveway washer guy and it looks like he doesn't have a bare inch of untattooed body.  This is ridiculous!!

And Melissa and the cheerleader outfit.... Is this girl for real?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

$1,000/hour

Right? Has she never heard of Tinder? And isn't she a performer? You'd think she'd have her share of male attention there. Is she that hard up? Don't answer that. 

[Empress1]

I cannot believe this forty-year-old woman is in a cheerleader outfit.

[Gobi]

"Gimme a P, gimme an S, gimme a Y, gimme a C, gimme an H, gimme an O! What's that spell?"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The cheerleader outfit is extra appropriate given that his mom will be there. Save it for the bedroom, Melissa. 

[Elizzikra]

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And isn't she a performer? 

One of her personalities is a rapper.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Donna. I’m sure Louie will make you very proud one day. If you live till you’re 120yo, that is.

[Keywestclubkid]

10 feet? 

[WaltersHair]

Mom knocks like a cop looking for a criminal

[Pepper Mostly]

"I got a glass in there! I stole it from the restaurant!" 

[Eldemarge]

Please tell me Melissa is wearing clothes under that coat...

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Please tell me Melissa is wearing clothes under that coat...

she has that cheerleading outfit on 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Please tell me Melissa is wearing clothes under that coat...

I'm not sure the cheerleader outfit counts as "clothes."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna isn’t easily impressed.

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Mom knocks like a cop looking for a criminal

She really is an asshole. I was raised to respect my elders but she would not speak to me the way she speaks to Melissa. The way she’s barking orders … no ma’am.

 

[OoogleEyes]

These two are reality show professionals, alright 

#LouieFromLakeland

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa got lip fillers. Her top lip looks all puffy and swollen and misshapen. Another great decision by our girl Melissa.

[Elizzikra]

So it took 90 minutes to get to the prison? There wasn't a closer hotel?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Melissa got lip fillers. Her top lip looks all puffy and swollen and misshapen. Another great decision by our girl Melissa.

I was just thinking how bad her lips look! That top lip looks painful.

[Keywestclubkid]

I think thats the difference she was pointing out you can leave him Melissa when it gets to be to much she can't ... 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Just to see him walk free!" she moos. Enjoy every moment, Mother Louie. He'll be back inside before you can say "Fuck you Melissa'. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharae, you need to wear a bra. Just saying.

[Eldemarge]

HR Manager's whole boobage is out.