Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa, I’ll put my money on Mother Louie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Melissa. Mama Louis is already in charge. 

And now Melissa calls her guy and trash talks his mama. Girl. 

[WaltersHair]

20 bucks says she drives off. I can hope

[SemiCharmedLife]

Melissa: she’s not going to be in charge of our relationship.

Me: do you wanna bet?

[littlebennysmom]

What a crochety old bag Louie's mom is.  If she had given me crap the second I arrive to escort her crusty ass, I would have turned around and said, "drive yourself, I'm not listening to this shit all day".

[Keywestclubkid]

lol she had someone call to tell her she was being a bitch? thats fucking funny 

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. Some homespun, jailbird wisdom from Brittany. 

[Gobi]

"Can I have a moment alone with my mom and the film crew?"

[Eldemarge]

Hug your f'ing daughter!!  OMG it is not hard.

[Gobi]

Double post.

Edited September 23, 2023 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This palooka is her dream man? Dream large, dear. 

The Mary Tyler Moore show is on Hulu. Of course I had to start from Season 1

"Keep up the fair work, Murray"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Folks,

Do not use gendered insults especially when referring to women.  This includes terms like hag, skank, etc.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

lol she had someone call to tell her she was being a bitch? thats fucking funny 

I bet it is Melissa’s dad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grace is totally pissed at her mother. She needs her mom and doesn’t want to be made to compete with Andy for her mother’s time.

[goofygirl]

This poor girl.  She really wants to spend some time with her Mom and her Mom wants to spend time with her other kids.  It's a big old mess.

[Keywestclubkid]

the number one person in your life wait dont you have 2 other kids

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, how many other kids does she have? 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Grace is totally pissed at her mother. She needs her mom and doesn’t want to be made to compete with Andy for her mother’s time.

I feel so bad for her. She's been waiting years to see her mom and she has this gross barnacle hanging around every second. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, how many other kids does she have? 

She's not sure.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany wants to spend time conning Andy out of money getting settled on the outside.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I feel so bad for her. She's been waiting years to see her mom and she has this gross barnacle hanging around every second. 

That she met five minutes ago and is clearly and understandably uncomfortable around. I feel bad for her too.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Andy trying hard to sound like a decent human being when in reality he would gladly throw both kids into a ditch to get time alone in Brittney's pants, er, with Brittney.

[WaltersHair]

She has money for a PI, but can't get a decent wig?

 

[Keywestclubkid]

wait is there another dude?

[goofygirl]

I think she LOVES the big green wig.  Seriously.  She adores that thing!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

She has money for a PI, but can't get a decent wig?

 

'Tis a conundrum 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I still haven’t gotten around to doing all the things I planned to do this summer. Actually, I never get around to doing anything. But that’s neither here nor there.

Did Chelsea ever do time? She certainly has the tattoos for it.

[JenE4]

Oh no! Toya and/or Regenae is the reason why her brother is dead?!? Anyone watch any of these other WE shows—most of which are named after people who are presumably famous?

[Keywestclubkid]

oh god not the graveyard 

[goofygirl]

Who's watching her little boy?  I thought it was her Mom but we're at the cemetary so I guess not her Mom.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

I think she LOVES the big green wig.  Seriously.  She adores that thing!

I was just going to say the same thing! That wig is her pride and joy.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Oh no! Toya and/or Regenae is the reason why her brother is dead?!? Anyone watch any of these other WE shows—most of which are named after people who are presumably famous?

I am SO tired of that preview. Sling shows it at least twice every commercial break. I have no idea who they are either.

[SemiCharmedLife]

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

lol she had someone call to tell her she was being a bitch? thats fucking funny 

I bet it is Melissa’s dad.

[littlebennysmom]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Andy trying hard to sound like a decent human being when in reality he would gladly throw both kids into a ditch to get time alone in Brittney's pants, er, with Brittney.

His poor son, too.  Of course the kids are going to be uncomfortable in this situation, and the parents are treating them like appendages.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ronald and Donna should get together and date. All in the family.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I bet it is Melissa’s dad.

My closed captioning said "Dad" so I think it is.

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Put your Daddy on the phone with Louie's Mom.  What's he gonna do on the phone??  Threaten her life??

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, this is sad….and Mikey‘s mom too! 😞🥲

[Pepper Mostly]

She says "I love you" but her tone is "I would kill you where you stand if you were here right now".

[Keywestclubkid]

Things were going just FINE!! LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

If adults want to ruin their lives, you can’t stop them.

[Ladystardust]

Aren't they a little old to do the whole "my dad is going to call your dad!!" thing?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vidalia, Georgia? Bring me back an onion.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Me and Louie are going to prove everyone wrong". Famous last words. You heard it here first, kids. Write it down. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Narrator voice over 

they didnt prove everyone wrong

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Vidalia, Georgia? Bring me back an onion.

I KNOW

[Auntie Anxiety]

What are those volcanoes doing on Melissa’s face?

[Eldemarge]

Oh I'm sure you're very sexy to Brittany, too, guy.

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Aren't they a little old to do the whole "my dad is going to call your dad!!" thing?

Melissa is still mentally and emotionally in sophomore year. She brought her goddamned pom poms!

ETA: she is actually wearing a cheerleading uniform!

Edited September 23, 2023 by JenE4

[Gobi]

She's wearing Louie's favorite perfume - Eau de Meth.