Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Eldemarge]

Everyone, I DID buy my expensive perfume this week to help me feel better.

It is called Divine Perversion.  Maybe I can usher in a middle-age ho era.  But really, it smells good.  

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Everyone, I DID buy my expensive perfume this week to help me feel better.

It is called Divine Perversion.  Maybe I can usher in a middle-age ho era.  But really, it smells good.  

Will it cover up the scent of prison? Asking for a friend...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Brittney trying say, "Gracie, don't try to get mommy away from this loser until mommy has gotten every cent he has. Even an obvious fool like him has at least a few grand I can use to get a start out here." 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My jury duty story: I was almost seated on a jury in 1997(?). You might remember the case, @Pepper Mostly. A guy on the North Shore killed his wife and cut her into pieces before putting her in plastic bins. Luckily, they empaneled a jury before they got to my number.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I think Louie’s mom is going to be able to out snark us when it comes to what’s her face! Can’t wait! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Can we get her to join the chat? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I like this cute dance couple! 💗

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Brittney trying say, "Gracie, don't try to get mommy away from this loser until mommy has gotten every scent he has. Even an obvious fool like him has at least a few grand I can use to get a start out here." 

And we are HERE for it!😈

[WaltersHair]

My jury story: I wore a patriotic t-shirt and a "I Just Voted" sticker, because I had. Judge hated me on sight. The defendant was do his own defense (Pro se?) He hated me on sight too. Two days and one lunch later I was out.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

that had been stored in the guy's wallet for years 

Along with one ancient condom.

[Ladystardust]

Another cute kid we have to watch be disappointed. Sigh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This kid can’t wait to have a better future with Anthony around.

[Keywestclubkid]

I hate when they have these uncomfortable conversations with their kids ... stop this

[Pepper Mostly]

She's not going to favoritize anyone over her son. 

[Gobi]

"Anthony will be the best step father I could ever ask for. I mean, who better than an ex-con?"

[Keywestclubkid]

this man who was in prison is gonna try to talk to this man about being a parent? OH LORD 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Another cute kid we have to watch be disappointed. Sigh.

He seems like a nice little boy who wants to please his mother. Poor kid. 

[Ladystardust]

Oh no, this lady is back??

[Keywestclubkid]

Hell no she is driving while video talking?? these people are the worst drivers on this show

Edited September 23, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

This palooka is her dream man? Dream large, dear. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, a new level of irresponsibility: signing and driving.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chelsea is back. So three kids, two fathers and now a potential step-dad who is a criminal. It’s all good.

[JenE4]

This woman hasn’t dated anyone in 10 years, so she’s going back to her boyfriend from when she was 14—and is inviting her child’s father to the release party? Oh, boy. Buckle up! This couple has (dramatic trainwreck) potential!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chelsea changed her hair.  No more halfsies!

[WaltersHair]

I had my identity stolen twice. He needs to burn in hell

[Keywestclubkid]

I wonder how his lawsuit with the stoke went 

[Empress1]

I just came in but I’ll catch up!

[Eldemarge]

I can say "Bitch, I died" in ASL.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Mikey will be fine with having to wait to get laid, Chelsea.

[littlebennysmom]

12 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why did he have to explain about the money why would he tell her at all that it was short that was weird 

Because he was lying -- he spent that $7k on some really nasty porn.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, littlebennysmom said:

Because he was lying -- he spent that $7k on some really nasty porn.

I think it was $700; don't give him too much credit...

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

My jury story: I wore a patriotic t-shirt and a "I Just Voted" sticker, because I had. Judge hated me on sight. The defendant was do his own defense (Pro se?) He hated me on sight too. Two days and one lunch later I was out.

Like this?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, littlebennysmom said:

Because he was lying -- he spent that $7k on some really nasty porn.

Probably with a policeman checking on a call from a “lonely” woman as the plot.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I can say "Bitch, I died" in ASL.  

I know asshole and masturbate.  I have quite the useful vocabulary. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How long is tonight’s show? I need to know whether or not I need to get up from this chair and find a sweater to put on.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We'd better get some Louie from Lakeland action.  He's so dreamy!  I mean, if you can look past his meth mouth and clear signs of ongoing addiction. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sure Mikey will be fine with having to wait to get laid, Chelsea.

If he’s anything like the other convicts, he’ll be dropping her like a hot potato anyway.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How long is tonight’s show? I need to know whether or not I need to get up from this chair and find a sweater to put on.

90 minutes

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How long is tonight’s show? I need to know whether or not I need to get up from this chair and find a sweater to put on.

My guide says and hour and a half.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I already love Louie’s mother.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We'd better get some Louie from Lakeland action.  He's so dreamy!  I mean, if you can look past his meth mouth and clear signs of ongoing addiction. 

but he was hot 20 years ago 

OH MY GOD I love her 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yes! The perfect hat to go with our ponchos!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

but he was hot 20 years ago 

In the beholder of the eye?

[OoogleEyes]

These two are in on it. Have no doubt 

[JenE4]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We'd better get some Louie from Lakeland action.  He's so dreamy!  I mean, if you can look past his meth mouth and clear signs of ongoing addiction. 

You better hope Melissa doesn’t read this. She will cut you!!

”Super Bitch”! Yes, Donna!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh noes! Louie caught some more charges! And its all Melissa's fault! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa doesn’t understand why the rules should apply to her.

[Elizzikra]

There were rules at the transitional center? Who knew?

[Keywestclubkid]

He made ME .... OMG .....YOU got him the phone ..she is deflecting 

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa's all "God, those prison rules! They're so lame!" 

[OoogleEyes]

Narrator:

Louie is not a full grown man