Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

@Gobi, you've been kinda low key. You OK? Are you cheating on us with other females? Are you coaching hoes? Are you favoriting other snarkers? 

I think the show has me beat. I'm overwhelmed by the stupidity.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love that they spoiled in the commercial that Brit would show up.  Such suspense. 🙄

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gall bladder removal. In at 10AM, out at 4PM.

My best friend had the same surgery and experience. A coworker had hers out too but something went awry and she had to stay overnight, but that’s unusual. (She’s fine now.)

[Keywestclubkid]

death do us a favor?? back away back slowly away 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

This should really be the end of Brit and Marce. There is nothing left to do with them.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

My dog is lying on the couch and snoring.

He is Us

[Ladystardust]

He sounds like he's doing bad local theater. lol

[goofygirl]

They're just doing some nutty shit on the beach now.  Cindy's playing the preacher, Marcellino's mom is the I don't know what, these two are just yakking it up... How LAME-O!!!!

Stop crying Brittney.  You are a noodje.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

This should really be the end of Brit and Marce. There is nothing left to do with them.

divorce you know its coming 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

divorce you know its coming 

No one survives the reality show vow renewal. They're doomed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

My best friend had the same surgery and experience. A coworker had hers out too but something went awry and she had to stay overnight, but that’s unusual. (She’s fine now.)

I refer to it as drive-through surgery.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Could they not have had someone else officiate this? 

That would have cost extra.

[OoogleEyes]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Please please please stop with these two. I'm wearing out my mute button 

[Gobi]

"I hope that our relationship will be on tv forever. May we never be cancelled."

[Keywestclubkid]

did she get ordained online?

Just now, Ladystardust said:

No one survives the reality show vow renewal. They're doomed.

its science lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

did she get ordained online?

Doesn't matter, its all fake anyway. Plus, you know, already married. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

did she get ordained online?

I doubt she put that much effort in.

[Empress1]

This whole scene has been on mute.

[WaltersHair]

The homeless guy in the background is so romantic

[Ladystardust]

I feel like they've been married (and on tv) for approximately 30 years now. It's only been five years??

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany loves who she's become? The nagging, bickering, threesome seeking, scene making shrew? Nice. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

did she get ordained online?

Did she really need to?  Aren't they already married?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

The homeless guy in the background is so romantic

If a couple gets married/engaged/renews vows on Love After Lockup, and there's not a homeless guy in the background, is it even legal?

[SemiCharmedLife]

It sounds like the series could be putting a wrap on Britt and Marce.  That is, unless they run the divorce storyline next.

[goofygirl]

I thought that background guy was Matt Sharp!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That would have cost extra.

Plus, they're probably out of production assistants they haven't used on camera in other segments.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If a couple gets married/engaged/renews vows on Love After Lockup, and there's not a homeless guy in the background, is it even legal?

They should have opted for the sidewalk venue.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Did she really need to?  Aren't they already married?

well you know I have always dreamed of my meth head mother officiating my vow renewal on a beach while a homeless man watches in the background I just need to know if she needs the official paperwork or if we can just wing it :P 

[candall]

Get outta town--Brittzzzz's mom got internet ordained.  🧚‍♀️

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I thought that background guy was Matt Sharp!

Maybe he cameos in all his productions. You know, like Alfred Hitchcock, who I'm sure he venerates. 

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's next week. She's been saving up. 

If only we had a LAL WATN as a cushion between seasons 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine, you knew who she was before you got involved. 

[Gobi]

"I have nobody. You're all I have." A true Zen saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

well you know I have always dreamed of my meth head mother officiating my vow renewal on a beach while a homeless man watches in the background I just need to know if she needs the official paperwork or if we can just wing it :P 

Sigh. Such a sweet, romantic vision. I hope it comes true for you. You deserve the best. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Blaine, she's not all you have!  Have you forgotten that Jesus is your plug?

[Keywestclubkid]

you dont leave Lyndsey Lyndsey leaves you ... thats how this works 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lots of crying tonight. Not a dry eye in the AirBnB

[Keywestclubkid]

if he gives them the 3k he can be done with this and HELP you out faster what does she not understand about that

[goofygirl]

Who is this guy?? Blaine is making so much sense.  He sounds so mature. Then Lindsey starts in on her stoopid shit again.  Lort.  Shut the fuck up, Lindsey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Blaine and Lindsay, Powerhouse Couple. Powered by JESUS!

[candall]

Somehow Blaine saying "The repetitive cycle!  I must break it!" strikes me as inauthentic.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Blaine and Lindsay, Powerhouse Couple. Powered by JESUS!

and gasoline 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I actually believe that Lindsey is smart enough not to get pregnant.

[Gobi]

WWJPI? What Would Jesus Plug Into?

[Pepper Mostly]

Has TayLER changed the locks yet? She should. 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh the gaslighting starts .. I dont deserve anything trying to make you the victim right off 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, candall said:

Somehow Blaine saying "The repetitive cycle!  I must break it!" strikes me as inauthentic.

I really, really hope it's not the menstrual cycle he's trying to break

[SemiCharmedLife]

I pray that Tayler grows a backbone and kicks him to the curb.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

oh the gaslighting starts .. I dont deserve anything trying to make you the victim right off 

I peeped that too.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance. You have been a complete dick from day one. Not just last night.