Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

They've ramped up the drama so we will tune in next week.  Who could be at the door?  Will Tayler find that Chance is cheating on her?  Will Montana Millz sell a sneaker?  We have to wait a whole week to find out!

Bye, all!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I need to storm off now.  I've loaded the car and tossed the animals on top of my boxes.  I do everything for you!!!! I pay all of your bills!!! You would be nothing without me!!!  

I will now go to Amber's to do shots and tell her that she drinks too much.  Then I'll see if Derek's dick is dry yet from his last tryst so I can do him in club bathroom.  My other plans for this week are to get signed by Moka, refuse to shake Shawn's hand, and punch Chance in the dick.  

Until next week, homies!

[OoogleEyes]

omg.....SO... did you guys know that Bonnie and Clyde is on TCM right now?? I mean the real outlaws, not the Dollar Store outlaws. Or the Outlet Store outlaws (lookin' at you, Montana Millllzzzzzzz)

Do your homework (or jailwork) people!

Edited April 22, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Keywestclubkid]

is this rock bottom? I dragged myself back in this week to find out if there is a basement to this toxic shit show of these peoples lives :) lets get into it 

[OoogleEyes]

He's at the Rock Bottom Cafe 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

I love she stopped and put her face on to go catch him out and about 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I've been on pins and needles all week wondering about these cliffhangers.  What is going to happen tonight???  This is almost as good as anticipating a Tai/Boston meet up!  🤪

[Gobi]

He wants a threesome. Is that too much to ask?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E09: Life After Lockup: Busted & Disgusted

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Tayler catches Chance with another woman; Derek gets busted by Monique; Aris reveals a secret.

Original air date 2023.04.21

[SemiCharmedLife]

Raise your hand if you would say yes to a 3some with Derek and Monique.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! Glad to see you all in the yard again. Has everyone been in a good week? I want you to know I will always favoritize you. Where are the muffins at? Don't make me gravel. 

[OoogleEyes]

Is Derrick's hair ok in the back? It looks like he's losing it (the hair, that is)

[Floatingbison]

LOL, she batted the threesome idea back over the net.... sure threesome sounds great, as long as it's two dudes!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Raise your hand if you would say yes to a 3some with Derek and Monique.

Dunno. Will there be muffins? Smuggled or otherwise?

[candall]

27 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

omg.....SO... did you guys know that Bonnie and Clyde is on TCM right now?? I mean the real outlaws, not the Dollar Store outlaws. Or the Outlet Store outlaws (lookin' at you, Montana Millllzzzzzzz)

Do your homework (or jailwork) people!

I wonder if John and ______________ (Eyebrows) are watching, separated by the miles, each with a wistful tear.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Raise your hand if you would say yes to a 3some with Derek and Monique.

I am looking for a  sandpit to bury my hands in so I can get them as far as possible from up. 

[Floatingbison]

If he keeps that up, the best he can hope for is to be the Lucky Pierre (dude in the middle of threesome.. with two other dudes!

[Keywestclubkid]

Who's Tonya? im sorry her saying it that way is so funny 

Edited April 22, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[kacesq]

Good evening friends! Let’s get this party started!

[Pepper Mostly]

What's Aris's secret? Is she pregnant? Does she have pending felony charges? Gambling problem? Ex back in the picture? MUFFINS?

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! Glad to see you all in the yard again. Has everyone been in a good week? I want you to know I will always favoritize you. Where are the muffins at? Don't make me gravel. 

If this show ever ends (heavens forbid!), we'll have an entirely new language. 

What's your LAL Love Language? LALLL

Edited April 22, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good news, everyone! I’ve decided to become an aspiring rapper. It only takes one hit song, dontcha know. Are you ready to rumble?

Edited April 22, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Empress1]

That is a hairstyle.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Good news, everyone! I’ve decided to become an aspiring rapper. It only takes one hit song, dontcha know. Are you ready to ruble?

Have you considered a sneaker line as well?

wow, Monique’s godmother accelerated quickly.

[Pepper Mostly]

Derek's eyeing up all the women as they come in, wondering which might be up for a threesome. 

"You popped up" is an...unfortunate choice of words. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Good evening friends! Let’s get this party started!

Give up the snark!

We want the snark!

Gotta have the snark!

 

[kacesq]

Monique loves all this.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl is pretty why does she wear clothes that aint fitting? she could be so cute 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

girl is pretty why does she wear clothes that aint fitting? she could be so cute 

Who?

[WaltersHair]

The little squares in his scalp. I can't look away or listen

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Good news, everyone! I’ve decided to become an aspiring rapper. It only takes one hit song, dontcha know. Are you ready to rumble?

It's power washing for me. That's the real road to riches.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Have you considered a sneaker line as well?

 

And don't forget the untold fortunes that can be made power washing!

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

I wonder if John and ______________ (Eyebrows) are watching, separated by the miles, each with a wistful tear.

It's a Hallmark movie in the making 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Who?

the sister in the pink crop thing ... its not poppin 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Monique loves all this.

Every. Second. Lapping it up like a cat with a bowl of cream. 

[kacesq]

Monique’s house is so artfully decorated. So much personality. Very reflective of its inhabitants..

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's power washing for me. That's the real road to riches.

I was looking at the outside of my house today and I think it could use a power wash. Too bad Chance isn’t in the area.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are they sitting in a windowless room? 

Jesus, and now they're all chasing him all over the house. Ladies. Behave yourselves. 

[OoogleEyes]

"You gotta understand that he's a loser!"

Best Thanksgiving dinner ever 

[Keywestclubkid]

she SNATCHED that phone right out his hand 

[Empress1]

This is ridiculous. I’d break up with her on the spot.

[WaltersHair]

Trapped in the Closet....

[kacesq]

Tayler’s voice has a very annoying quality.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bobbi is the only sane one in this pathetic crew.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Derek has no chance getting that phone back from that pack of women.  Heck, one Monique could overpower him easily.

[Keywestclubkid]

Taylor with her fresh makeup on to go "catch" chance in the bar is killing me ... look how fresh faced she looks 

[candall]

Just now, Empress1 said:

That is a hairstyle.

Which?  WHICH?  

 

Okay, the immediate resonating silence following Derek's text ding was hilarious. 

Uh oh!  Monique knows how to resurrect the recently deleted.  LMAO   Run, Forrest.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder who is watching TayLer’s kids.

[kacesq]

Oh don’t worry Tanya…Chance always thinks of himself.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bobbi is the only sane one in this pathetic crew.

The way Bobbie just openly hates Chance is my favorite thing on this show.