Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Elizzikra]

Listen to your grandma...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek will never give up all his other “hobbies,” Monique. Just saying.

[Empress1]

Derek, I need your skin care regimen.

Edited April 1, 2023 by Empress1

[goofygirl]

Well shit, Grandma just handed over $500 to Derek but the PO just told him no.  Uh oh...

And is Michael about to have the same experience?  Boob sling honey; no Vegas today.

[OoogleEyes]

Big Ma. 

Yeah,your Gramma will always say yes 

[Keywestclubkid]

pissed? did he not know about the 4 other kids this man has while he was in jail?

[JenE4]

Derek can’t travel?! But Big Moms packed him a lunch for the road!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh, this Great Grandma being 90-something is total goals.  Forgot about her!

Tell us your SECRETS, Grams!!!

Grandma better not let him know where she hides her stash of cash. Yes, he loves her, but when a man needs a freshly made plate of shrimp Alfredo......

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Well shit, Grandma just handed over $500 to Derek but the PO just told him no.  Uh oh...

And is Michael about to have the same experience?  Boob sling honey; no Vegas today.

I wish Big Ma had kept that money for herself.  Those youngsters are just going to fly through that money on one big dinner or some designer duds.  Big Ma could have herself a helluva time with that money.

Edited April 1, 2023 by SemiCharmedLife
spelling!!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Grandma better not let him know where she hides her stash of cash. Yes, he loves her, but when a man needs a freshly made plate of shrimp Alfredo......

And you know Grandma has a stash. Hell, I have one.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Grandma better not let him know where she hides her stash of cash. Yes, he loves her, but when a man needs a freshly made plate of shrimp Alfredo......

Monique knows she still got those hidden cameras all over 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Derek can’t travel?! But Big Moms packed him a lunch for the road!

They can pull off the side of the road and share the sammy Big Ma made for him.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

In CA, we get commercials for the lottery during this show.  The lyrics to the song used is "I wish I was a little bit taller; I wish I was a baller".  It is somehow perfect for this show this season.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

And you know Grandma has a stash. Hell, I have one.

I had one, but last Christmas I was a tad overextended. I will reestablish it in the fullness of time. 

And NO ONE knew where it was. Or will ever know. Except my son, I told him just in case I get run over by a bus. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber looks loaded in her talking head.

[Elizzikra]

Quote

And you know Grandma has a stash. Hell, I have one.

My grandma had Alzheimers and my grandpa cared for her at home until she died. Every month he took her to the bank to cash her social security check and she told him she would add the cash to her "stash." It wasn't a lot each month and they didn't really need it to live on so he didn't bother with it.

After she died, he found about $12,000 in a brown paper bag stuffed under the kitchen sink. It was like, 20 years of social security payments.

[Keywestclubkid]

ohhh chipotle is coming soon 

[Empress1]

Wait, Amber quit her job? For what?

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go, the Conversation in a Furniture Store scene. 

[Maybeitsme]

Oh hell naw!! Grandma Givin that scam 500! 

Oh no mamam, Grandma no! You know Cam been scammer all his life 😩 

[candall]

My personal targeted ad between the posts is for something that "tells you when dementia is forming."     

???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I had one, but last Christmas I was a tad overextended. I will reestablish it in the fullness of time. 

And NO ONE knew where it was. Or will ever know. Except my son, I told him just in case I get run over by a bus. 

I always have a stash just in case I have to get out of town quickly or if I have to bribe someone.

[Keywestclubkid]

you better be asking questions like foot traffic cost of running etc etc .. girl 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Queen tells it like it is.

[Empress1]

Did he just ask her for FIFTY GRAND? Where? How?

I LOVE QUEEN. “You gon’ pay half the bills.” I know that’s right!

[goofygirl]

I have the stash in case I need to bail somebody out  of jail!  But only if they can get out on $400!! Otherwise, too bad!

Puppy's looking a little puffy!

Amber's  gonna go FIND 50 grand? Really?  Where's she gonna look??

Edited April 1, 2023 by goofygirl

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Puppy, when was it ever good?  When you both were on half a nod from shooting up?  When your jacket studs were extra shiny?

[Pepper Mostly]

Every single scene that takes place in a kitchen prominently features a bunch of bananas. Have you all noticed that? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

In CA, we get commercials for the lottery during this show.  The lyrics to the song used is "I wish I was a little bit taller; I wish I was a baller".  It is somehow perfect for this show this season.  

I loved that song in the nineties.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Every single scene that takes place in a kitchen prominently features a bunch of bananas. Have you all noticed that? 

at least these people are getting their potassium 

[Maybeitsme]

🤔 humm...I think I need a stash 

[Pepper Mostly]

"You can do so much better?" Queen, have you MET Puppy? 

[Keywestclubkid]

sure she got 50 grand just laying around ... 

[Gobi]

Working in a bar. What could go wrong?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ruben doesn’t realize that Amber can’t do much unless she has a couple of shots beforehand.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

 

 

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

🤔 humm...I think I need a stash 

I'm feeling the same way...

[Keywestclubkid]

red flag red flags ... im not gonna be around to help you .. RED FLAG RED FLAG 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She may want to chat with her PO about this plan in addition to TC. 

[Pepper Mostly]

If ANYONE was ever foolish enough to ask me to come up with 50K for any reason I would die laughing. 

[WaltersHair]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I always have a stash just in case I have to get out of town quickly or if I have to bribe someone.

Strangly, that is not what my stash is for.

[Maybeitsme]

Queen is TRUTH 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I loved that song in the nineties.

Skee-Lo!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

red flag red flags ... im not gonna be around to help you .. RED FLAG RED FLAG 

I had a friend make a similar offer to me - i do all the work, we split the profits.  Oddly I declined. 

[Keywestclubkid]

You dont have JOBS where are you getting money for the house?? 

[JenE4]

I’m picturing these two side-by-side packing their suitcases completely synchronized. And the orange jacket, 1-2-3…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Moka and his assistant, Ty. There’s got to be a joke in there somewhere.

[Pepper Mostly]

Moka starts in on Mike taking off his wedding ring in 4, 3, 2.....

[OoogleEyes]

Last time I performed, it was 1989...

Uh

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Mike, a rap career and the streets aren't the only two alternatives. Just spitballing' here. Get a JOB.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Moka feels betrayed. He thought he was Michael’s soulmate!