Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

I still don't understand this. Lindsey is mad that Blaine is on house arrest for three years instead of going back to prison?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsay has Daonte on speed dial. She always has a Plan B.

[Keywestclubkid]

he was keeping himself OUT of jail and not spending 15 grand ... How DARE HE

[WaltersHair]

I never thought to coordinate my socks with the ankle monitor

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

I still don't understand this. Lindsey is mad that Blaine is on house arrest for three years instead of going back to prison?

because what about HER... how does this effect HER.. shes an asshole

[SemiCharmedLife]

"I aint got time for this!"

Really, Blaine?  It seems like that is all you have...

[Keywestclubkid]

he is not wandering around his front yard in his boxers LOL ROFL

Edited April 1, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Empress1]

Isn’t that his car?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine in his plaid boxers and socks. I’m still laughing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Do you suppose Daonte is wearing that sweet red velvet suit as he waits for Lindsay? I would swoon.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I never thought to coordinate my socks with the ankle monitor

It's those little details that really make the outfit pop.

[Empress1]

Blaine’s skinny legs are killing me.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

"I aint got time for this!"

Really, Blaine?  It seems like that is all you have...

1095 days of time lol

[Elizzikra]

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I still don't understand this. Lindsey is mad that Blaine is on house arrest for three years instead of going back to prison?

I sort of get it. They bought that house together and she is on parole and had to get her living situation approved. I don't think she is angry that he took the deal; I think she is angry that he did it and didn't talk to her about it first. I agree; he should have discussed it with her. He had time to do that.

[Empress1]

I think Lindsey is calling her kid.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Such deep symbolism - the broken "Family" sign.  Sharp is trying for an Emmy, a Pulitzer . . . .

[candall]

Okay, I admit that it would be a major drag if your live-in S.O. were confined to the house for three solid years.  Never going out to dinner or a movie, having to do all the errands by yourself, way way way too much Door Dash. 

I need a certain amount of private time--an ankle monitor on the roomie doesn't work for me.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Such deep symbolism - the broken "Family" sign.  Sharp is trying for an Emmy, a Pulitzer . . . .

A Nobel prize

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Such deep symbolism - the broken "Family" sign.  Sharp is trying for an Emmy, a Pulitzer . . . .

ALL the Emmys. They've been overlooked for too long. Its a grievous injustice. 

[OoogleEyes]

You got a wife 

That's what you chose 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron looks like he checked out the minute they got married.

[Keywestclubkid]

a PISSED off baby ***DUNNNNNN** haha

[Gobi]

"Accidental renovation." Love it!

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I think Lindsey is calling her kid.

Let's HOPE so!

[JenE4]

“Hood Music & Fine Dining”

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

ALL the Emmys. They've been overlooked for too long. Its a grievous injustice. 

Imagine the acceptance speeches... "I'd like to thank my PO, for approving my travel request..."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Hood music and fine dining".  I need to know where Aris gets her clothes.

[Keywestclubkid]

did I fall down and hit my head? where the hell did this man come from?

[OoogleEyes]

This is a pretty sad story 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron’s hit song? I think not.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I support your career". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She flips her lid the instant he's out from under her thumb. 

MUFFINS! 

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

"Hood music and fine dining".  I need to know where Aris gets her clothes.

So you can be sure to avoid it? 

[goofygirl]

Uh oh..... Cameron's mentioning the MUFFIN MAN in his rap song!! We're in trouble NOW!

[Keywestclubkid]

what the hell?? are we hearing the same songs? am I missing the great in that? I AM LOST

[JenE4]

“She got the muffins. I’m the muffin man.”

 

[Gobi]

I'm no good at posting links, but there's a great Frank Zappa song, "Muffin Man", that can be found on YouTube.

Edited April 1, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

“She got the muffins. I’m the muffin man.”

 

Dear god I am DEAD.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those lyrics are sheer poetry.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those lyrics are sheer poetry.

The lad's a poet, like Shelley or Byron. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Uh oh..... Cameron's mentioning the MUFFIN MAN in his rap song!! We're in trouble NOW!

OMG....

MUFFFFIIIIIIINNNNNS!

[Elizzikra]

I know that everyone, everywhere is hiring all at once but honestly, what kind of job does anyone expect Cameron to get?

[SemiCharmedLife]

I think Cameron must be a branding genius.  How many of us viewers are going to check out his Muffin Man song just to see what it's like?  It's clickbait.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

“She got the muffins. I’m the muffin man.”

 

Now I've got that nursery rhyme stuck in my head. Do you know...

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The lad's a poet, like Shelley or Byron. 

Witout even tryon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Now I've got that nursery rhyme stuck in my head. Do you know...

He lives on Drury Lane.

[candall]

Cam thinks anything he says in his deep "serious voice" should be accepted as scripture.

Gag.  ME.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I guess it's not hard as I imagined to become a rapper. Just find a kid with an attic...er studio. Come up with some barely coherent lyrics. Just one hit and you're set. I guess I'm a dumbass for going to work every day.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I know that everyone, everywhere is hiring all at once but honestly, what kind of job does anyone expect Cameron to get?

I picture him tossing the fettuccine and delivering baked goods to the tables of a strip club...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron is extolling the virtues of being wee.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

His lyrics are terrible, his rhythm is bad, there is no good modulation in his voice.  I could roll over a drunk passed out in the gutter, ask them to rap, and get a better song than OG Kam.  What is Aris hearing?  I've heard of beer goggles.  Does she have coffee ears?   

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

He lives on Drury Lane.

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