Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t summon one shit to give about Britney and Marce.

[Gobi]

The drug free sleep inducer.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Yes, Chance.  We're all dying to know all about how YOU were doing during the delivery.

It was like a clock was ticking from the time the baby was out of the vaginal canal until Chance was a complete jackass.  He didn't last the 10 count.

[OoogleEyes]

I am muting this part.

This is not entertaining. I hate it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany keeps yammering on and on about "moving on" and "starting fresh" but she never stops dragging up old hurts and fighting the same old fights. 

[Empress1]

UGH. These two. Shut up, Brittany.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Brittany keeps yammering on and on about "moving on" and "starting fresh" but she never stops dragging up old hurts and fighting the same old fights. 

Yes this

[Gobi]

Time for another threesome.

[Keywestclubkid]

Britney you are emotionally manipulative....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Here we are watching another extremely dull episode of Drunks of Our Lives.  

[Empress1]

UGH. This episode has all my least favorites in it.

[Pepper Mostly]

And she doesn't seem to give one solitary fuck about those kids. They're just a burden to her, apparently. She "ruined her body" "to give you those kids". Nice. 

[goofygirl]

Ain't gonna happen Brittney! No way jose!

Oh goodie, Boob sling & Michael.  She's about one month pregnant by now, right?  And where did they come up with 12K???

[Gobi]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Here we are watching another extremely dull episode of Drunks of Our Lives.  

Days of Whines and Neuroses.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike couldn’t sell enough drugs replace the money in a timely way. I’m shocked.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And she doesn't seem to give one solitary fuck about those kids. They're just a burden to her, apparently. She "ruined her body" "to give you those kids". Nice. 

doesnt she have other kids that arnt with her?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Empress1 said:

UGH. This episode has all my least favorites in it.

Do you have ACTUAL favorites?  😉

[Pepper Mostly]

CRYPTO! NFTS! The man's a genius!

[candall]

I just spend the Britzzz segments admiring her long glossy hair and perfect milky complexion.  I think she leaves Lindsay in the dust, hair-wise.

[Keywestclubkid]

she looks like shes wearing a bathmat 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

doesnt she have other kids that arnt with her?

Yes, she had two in her teens. I think they were adopted by the same family. She tried to see them and was denied.

[JenE4]

How many “sneakers” was this man planning to sell to replace $12,000 within a month? Hmmmm. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

I just spend the Britzzz segments admiring her long glossy hair and perfect milky complexion.  I think she leaves Lindsay in the dust, hair-wise.

Too bad she fucked up her beautiful porcelain skin with all those crappy tattoos.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh. Trouble in Paradi$e.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Here's a hint to Michael, even if you replace the money you took out of the account, there will a record of the transactions.  A bank account is not the same as a shoebox. 

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she looks like shes wearing a bathmat 

Thank god the weepy jeweler is off the show. She’d have PTSD.

Edited April 1, 2023 by JenE4

[Empress1]

You can’t spend TWELVE GRAND and not talk about it (and where did they get twelve grand? They don’t have jobs!).

[Keywestclubkid]

I got you PREGNANT you get to BOSS something now 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

You can’t spend TWELVE GRAND and not talk about it (and where did they get twelve grand? They don’t have jobs!).

He has a thriving "sneaker" business, remember? 

[OoogleEyes]

Is this brown eye shadow supposed to be a thing?

Issues  ISSUES. 

[Gobi]

Is he wearing pantyhose?

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm reading a novel right now that made me think about Montana Milz and his sneakers.  It's about streetwear, and sneakers, that are selling for big bucks on the secondary market.  They are highly collectable.  I don't know if this novel is rooted in truth or not.  Maybe that's why he can make so much money on his sneaker line.

[Keywestclubkid]

I thought the ring was 5 where did he spend the other 7 on?

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I thought the ring was 5 where did he spend the other 7 on?

Shipping and handling.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

 

Oh goodie, Boob sling & Michael.  She's about one month pregnant by now, right?  And where did they come up with 12K???

And ONCE AGAIN, "Boob sling" catches me by surprise and I fall over sideways, giggling.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Thank hot the weepy jeweler is off the show. She’d have PTSD.

Or, she would trip over her...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I thought the ring was 5 where did he spend the other 7 on?

Drugs “Inventory?”

[goofygirl]

Welp, Michael is either a stock genius OR a crypto genius OR full of shit. Take your pick!

I love that TayLER is concerned about $$$ while Chance is at the casino.  Hilarious.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Or, she would trip over her...

id take her over Britney 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

id take her over Britney 

She is much more entertaining, in small doses.  

[OoogleEyes]

I'm not rushing to anywhere, Walmart 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy should leave a stool sample in Eric’s car.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Welp, Michael is either a stock genius OR a crypto genius OR full of shit. Take your pick!

I love that TayLER is concerned about $$$ while Chance is at the casino.  Hilarious.

With Chance's level of delusion, he is probably gambling at the casino to win money to pay off his bills!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Puppy should leave a stool sample in Eric’s car.

Bad girl BAD BAD girl ..LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine: ahm ungy (translation-I’m hungry)

[SemiCharmedLife]

Turn on your closed captions, everyone!

[Elizzikra]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

CRYPTO! NFTS! The man's a genius!

Ironic that he explains missing cash by saying he spent it on crypto...

[Keywestclubkid]

Boomhauer you need to get away from this woman...

[WaltersHair]

These two do NOT deserve such pretty cats

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I thought the ring was 5 where did he spend the other 7 on?

Crypto and NFTs. And maybe invested in a donut mine.