Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[candall]

Here I am.  I meant to get here early so I could watch TayLER burn Chance's shit in the yard again. 

Makes me proud.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

🎶Smoke on the hangers, a fire in the yard🎵

Frank Zappa and Mothers, had the best hanger around. . . 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chance would NOT like it if Tayler had male friends texting her.  She should get some and find out.  And then leave him.

[Pepper Mostly]

TayLER, make your move, now. Get away from this douchebag.  

[Empress1]

Again: what happened to Lindsey & Blaine’s busted-ass trailer?

[Floatingbison]

LOL, his dad's voice sounds eggs-zactly like Gary Busey

[Auntie Anxiety]

Soft porn music in 3….2….1….

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Nothing. Nothing happened except you were spared the sight of Shawn lolling in a hot tub. Count your blessings. 

Pepper, you forgot to mention WHERE the hot tub is!!! IN THEIR LIVING ROOM!!!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Again: what happened to Lindsey & Blaine’s busted-ass trailer?

The Crew probably wanted hazard pay to go in there

[Keywestclubkid]

she needs to see a therapist she doesnt need to get married 

[candall]

I think Mumbles has eight inches of forehead hiding behind that low combover.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

12 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

$5000 in cash. Uh huh.

for a ring that is likely not even worth half of that.  I didn't see any large stones.

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

are we cool? HAHAHA 

All it takes is a good night's rest and a meaningless conversation and possible infidelity, lying about leaving work to going to the casino. overspending to an extent that puts the family at risk . . .  are all forgotten. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Again: what happened to Lindsey & Blaine’s busted-ass trailer?

hopefully burned down 

[Empress1]

CUT AWAY

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

There's gonna be a danged old hazmat site at TayLER's house.  Also looks like old Chance has gotten to be CLOSE FRIENDS with a tattoo artist.  He's like the damn illustrated man!  Why no colors? Just outlines so far?

Prison ink. 

[Floatingbison]

more soft core from Sharp...that's his stock in trade. . . .

[Ladystardust]

I'm distracted by his weird combover. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Boomhauer better start splanin

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I'm distracted by his weird combover. 

hes had that hair cut since he was like 14 lol 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Chance would NOT like it if Tayler had male friends texting her.  She should get some and find out.  And then leave him.

But you need to watch out for that "I loved her so much I had to kill her" scenario.

[Floatingbison]

LOL, finding the ankle monitor is a standard part of Love After Lockup foreplay.  Find the monitor, then hide the sausage!

[WaltersHair]

Is Lindsay the same woman who pried her monitor off?

[Gobi]

Didn't Lindsey wear an ankle bracelet when she was with Flappy, or was that someone else?

[Empress1]

Where’s Lindsey’s kid?

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I'm distracted by his weird combover. 

The surf dudes back in the day used to have that hairdo.  It went out in the 60's.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Boomhauer better start splanin

hes had that hair cut since he was like 14 lol 

Lol - I wonder if he just shows that picture to the person who cuts his hair?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Where’s Lindsey’s kid?

with her mom still 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Gobi said:

Didn't Lindsey wear an ankle bracelet when she was with Flappy, or was that someone else?

I just remembered she was the one who had to walk around the front yard so the monitor could connect with the tower.

[SemiCharmedLife]

And isn't Lindsay the one who used Blaine in her illegal drug business?  She should be a bit more empathetic...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

But you need to watch out for that "I loved her so much I had to kill her" scenario.

That has been my worry since he first shimmered onto the scene. I mean, one of those tattoos should be "STAY AWAY I AM BAD NEWS". He exudes unstable, pathological liar. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, goofygirl said:

The surf dudes back in the day used to have that hairdo.  It went out in the 60's.

Yes, it definitely reminds me of the early Beach Boys.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Nothing. Nothing happened except you were spared the sight of Shawn lolling in a hot tub. Count your blessings. 

I am still trying to get the site out of my mind.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Where’s Lindsey’s kid?

With her Grandmother I hope!

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

And isn't Lindsay the one who used Blaine in her illegal drug business?  She should be a bit more empathetic...

She settled for just pathetic.

[Floatingbison]

LOL, that's a song by the Darkness!!!! I Believe In  A Thing Called Love. 

They were a great band . . . for one album.  The singer wore a catsuit.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Didn't Lindsey wear an ankle bracelet when she was with Flappy, or was that someone else?

You must have blocked out when they had sex in the bathtub with her leg flopped over the side of the tub so she didn't get her anklet monitor wet.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Yes, it definitely reminds me of the early Beach Boys.

it was Justin Biebers hair cut when he first came out 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

LOL, that's a song by the Darkness!!!! I Believe In  A Thing Called Love. 

They were a great band . . . for one album.  The singer wore a catsuit.

It only takes one hit song……

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I just remembered she was the one who had to walk around the front yard so the monitor could connect with the tower.

She also was romantic with Flappy with the monitor charging on her ankle...

[Floatingbison]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Yes, it definitely reminds me of the early Beach Boys.

Dennis Wilson had that haircut!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Where’s Lindsey’s kid?

Anywhere is better than with Lindsay. 

[candall]

Oh, man!  I thought this was a Bounty commercial, but it's Britzzz and Britzzz's kidzzz.

[WaltersHair]

We've been watching these fool for HOW long?

[Gobi]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

You must have blocked out when they had sex in the bathtub with her leg flopped over the side of the tub so she didn't get her anklet monitor wet.

Sadly, I do remember, just wasn't sure who it was. These ex-cons tend to blur together in my mind after a while.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, Britt, I’m sure the kids are doing just great. Especially since you love them more than anything.

[goofygirl]

Brittany, we're so proud of you.  Now if you can just push away from the table every once in a while.. get a real job.. Dump Marcellino...  You'll be right up there.

[WaltersHair]

What job will she have this season?

[Keywestclubkid]

Crabby dicks awww we used to have one in key west 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I'm distracted by his weird combover. 

It's more of a combforward.  Regardless, it is unflattering. 

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

LOL, finding the ankle monitor is a standard part of Love After Lockup foreplay.  Find the monitor, then hide the sausage!

Hide the sausage is better than find the trunk baloney.  😁

[Pepper Mostly]

Good on Brittany for five years. And for going back to her red hair. Her hair's better than Lindsay's. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Threesome with Anais? Marce would be on board with that.