S08.E03: October 4, 2022

[Emma Snyder]

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Lovable hottie Rodney shows up with hearts in his eyes, putting the ladies' jaws on the floor.

Airs Tuesday October 4th at 8:00PM EDT.

[dizzyd]

Well Casey speaking logic 😳 He might be good for sensible Brittany. 

Jacob using kisses as currency for the RC, predictable. 

[JenE4]

6 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Well Casey speaking logic 😳 He might be good for sensible Brittany. 

Jacob using kisses as currency for the RC, predictable. 

Casey serving up the “Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” meme at Romeo

[DEL901]

Episode 3 of “are they ever going to have a freaking rose ceremony?”

“I deserve”.   No you don’t.  Justin is being honest and doesn’t owe you anything Genevieve.  

Do not give her a rose, Justin.  She is only going to keep spiraling.  

[dizzyd]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

Episode 3 of “are they ever going to have a freaking rose ceremony?”

All so we can listen to more of Genevieve. I actually prefer the quiet bitch side she showed us on the Bachelor. Now I’m wondering if production cut a lot of her from that season so we didn’t have to hear her. 

[DEL901]

If he is smart, Justin will not give anyone the rose and run for his life.  

[Kiss my mutt]

Oh Brittany, don’t be that girl (interested in the the “belle” of paradise), unless she’s just going for a rose. He’s got too bigof a head as it is. He’s such a buttaface. 
 

Edited October 5, 2022 by Kiss my mutt

[DEL901]

I guess Brandon and whatshername are to boring to get any airtime?

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Episode 3 of “are they ever going to have a freaking rose ceremony?”

“I deserve”.   No you don’t.  Justin is being honest and doesn’t owe you anything Genevieve.  

Do not give her a rose, Justin.  She is only going to keep spiraling.  

They’ve known each other two days—and he was away with another woman for one of those days!! Can you imagine if she were his actual girlfriend?!? 

Oh, damn! Victoria is switching to Johnny?!? Poor Justin is going to be stuck with Genevieve after all! Noooooo! They’re kissing!! This is what happens when they drag out the rose ceremony—suddenly every “couple” implodes!

[DEL901]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Oh, damn! Victoria is switching to Johnny?!? Poor Justin is going to be stuck with Genevieve after all! Noooooo! They’re kissing!! This is what happens when they drag out the rose ceremony—suddenly every “couple” implodes!

All part of the plan.  

[JenE4]

9 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

All part of the plan.  

Apparently so! This way Genevieve and Victoria both stay, and somehow offscreen not only did Jacob learn who Lace was, but also that she was “iconic.” The no-names went home.

[dizzyd]

Bestie Bros, yup that’s them. Here to cause chaos. 

[LakeGal]

Genevieve depresses me.  I want to be happy watching this show.  But she brings everything around her down.  

[JenE4]

I thought Aaron and James already chose each other? None of these girls are going to live up to the true love they’ve found with each other.

wait, how is Brittany still there? Did someone choose her, or no one noticed she was still there to escort her out?

[Kiss my mutt]

James looks like he’s bulked up some. I don’t care for the big torso, little head, little legs, body type, but I do like him overall. 
Genevieve will take the wind out if someone’s sails the moment she walks in. She is utterly joyless.  

[DEL901]

21 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Genevieve isn’t getting Justin’s hint….go on the date is Aaron asks. 

[Kiss my mutt]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I thought Aaron and James already chose each other? None of these girls are going to live up to the true love they’ve found with each other.

wait, how is Brittany still there? Did someone choose her, or no one noticed she was still there to escort her out?

Casey and Brittany, the very two cast members that no one knew who they were paired up. 

[DEL901]

7 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Genevieve isn’t getting Justin’s hint….go on the date is Aaron asks. 

Wooo, Justin isn’t liking the shoe being on the other foot…especially not when the women have the roses this week. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Logan looks like an extremely poor man’s Matthew McConaughey. He has zero charisma, charm or looks. 
I have to wonder how Hailey even got cast on any of these shows. I’m not saying you have to exceedingly pretty but at least have something that makes you interesting. She’s not tv ready. I feel bad for her. 

[DEL901]

Justin and Logan are wasting away, pining for lost love, LOL.   

Edited October 5, 2022 by DEL901

[JenE4]

WTF. Why are they doing all of these wacky challenges in front of a cheering crowd? Wait. A nacho-eating contest made Gen and Shae suddenly become friends after being mortal enemies? I stand corrected. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Was that their date? Stupid competitions in front of everyone? 

[phlebas]

i thought I knew what pain was, and then I watched Aaron and Genevieve trying to talk romantically.

[JenE4]

Seriously, Genevieve?!? After all of those dramatics and tears and guilt-tripping Justin, suddenly Aaron is your soulmate an hour later?! 

[Ms Blue Jay]

Okay everyone, I'm having way more fun this episode.

Can someone remind me why I hated Aaron last season?  Apparently I really did, probably something in how he treated Tammy?  However, I have a really bad memory?  Can someone help?

Do you guys think production forced this Shenae/Genevieve date?

What city is Genevieve from, where nobody is allowed to smile?  Do they get struck if they smile?  I wish I knew the key to having men crawl all over me was to never smile.  I wish I would have thought of that.

[JenE4]

Another one! Logan had a connection Shanae has never had before—and now she’s saying the same about James!

jeez, these girls cry when they worry about the guys having a connection with someone else, and they cry when THEY have other connections with people.

Oh, great! Just what they need—Ashley and Jared as reinforcement that if they cry and beg and badger someone enough, you’ll wear them down to fall in love with you against their will. 

[dizzyd]

They did make a very cute son though. A I crying was my drinking game that season and I thought it was hilarious. 

Edited October 5, 2022 by dizzyd

[Ms Blue Jay]

42 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Apparently so! This way Genevieve and Victoria both stay, and somehow offscreen not only did Jacob learn who Lace was, but also that she was “iconic.” The no-names went home.

What did he say, that she was stunning?  I have nothing against Lace but yeah it's stunning in the sense that she looked like she traded in all of her facial features for new ones.

[DEL901]

They do like to ignore the fact that Ashley chased Jared who insisted they were only friends until she started dating Kevin from Bachelor Winter Games-and Bachelorette Canada.  Then he suddenly loved her back. 

eta.   And he proposed to her in front of Kevin what was also in Paradise. 

But living well is the best revenge.   He is marrying Astrid this month.  They have a child. And he has been the Wells of BiP Canada.  

Edited October 5, 2022 by DEL901

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

Okay everyone, I'm having way more fun this episode.

Can someone remind me why I hated Aaron last season?  Apparently I really did, probably something in how he treated Tammy?  However, I have a really bad memory?  Can someone help?

Do you guys think production forced this Shenae/Genevieve date?

What city is Genevieve from, where nobody is allowed to smile?  Do they get struck if they smile?  I wish I knew the key to having men crawl all over me was to never smile.  I wish I would have thought of that.

I think Aaron was a male Genevieve—crying and pouting and throwing fits over the thought of his woman talking to anyone else…until he decided to do the same thing. So, basically, I guess these two are perfect together after all. Drive each other crazy with your matching misery and leave the rest of these people in peace.

[Ms Blue Jay]

31 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

James looks like he’s bulked up some. I don’t care for the big torso, little head, little legs, body type, but I do like him overall. 
Genevieve will take the wind out if someone’s sails the moment she walks in. She is utterly joyless.  

They called him Jay Gatsby on his Bachelorette season.  Somehow I don't think Jay Gatsby would tattoo his entire leg.

2 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

They did make a very cute son though. 

They did........I'll admit that one.  I used to think Jared was soooooooo hot.  Did Ashley ruin him somehow LOL

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I think Aaron was a male Genevieve—crying and pouting and throwing fits over the thought of his woman talking to anyone else…until he decided to do the same thing. So, basically, I guess these two are perfect together after all. Drive each other crazy with your matching misery and leave the rest of these people in peace.

Thank you!  And yes, it sounds right!  That he was big old hypocrite, that's what I'm assuming!

[dizzyd]

Yay Rodman! Hope he doesn’t screw his rep he built on Michelle’s season. 

[DEL901]

Of course they just showed Teddi wondering who else was coming and there’s Rodney hoping to meet her. 

[dizzyd]

He’s got the best welcome so far. 

[JenE4]

6 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

He’s got the best welcome so far. 

There’s nothing not to love about the guy. He came off so endearing on Michelle’s season. Don’t blow it, Rodney! 

Oh, Teddi! Wait to see whether Rodney asks you out before you dump Andrew.

[Crashcourse]

I just tuned in and I could have sworn I saw Ashley I.  Was I seeing things?

[dizzyd]

What a mature response from Andrew! I’m so impressed.

[Shorty186]

19 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

But living well is the best revenge.   He is marrying Astrid this month.  They have a child. And he has been the Wells of BiP Canada.  

I had no clue who they were so I just looked them up. She looks remarkably similar to Ashley I.

[JenE4]

Just now, Crashcourse said:

I just tuned in and I could have sworn I saw Ashley I.  Was I seeing things?

You are not seeing things. Ashley and Jared came to give the sage advice to ignore consent and keep crying until the person just decides to love you to get you to shut up.

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

You are not seeing things. Ashley and Jared came to give the sage advice to ignore consent and keep crying until the person just decides to love you to get you to shut up.

My god, I remember those two.  She wore him down to a nub until he just gave in.  I don't need to see them anymore.

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, Crashcourse said:

My god, I remember those two.  She wore him down to a nub until he just gave in.  I don't need to see them anymore.

He gave in after she started dating Kevin from Bachelor Winter Games.  

The lesson being that if tears don’t work, make him jealous and stomp on someone else’s heart because they are just a means to an end. 

[nlkm9]

51 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Logan looks like an extremely poor man’s Matthew McConaughey. He has zero charisma, charm or looks. 
I have to wonder how Hailey even got cast on any of these shows. I’m not saying you have to exceedingly pretty but at least have something that makes you interesting. She’s not tv ready. I feel bad for her. 

Logan is a conceited jerk! Wow i liked him better on bachlorette . Logan has Zero personality and i think he treats women poorly. He gives me a very bad feeling

[Ms Blue Jay]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. 

Spoiler

A preview of more Jared and Ashley. NOoOOOooooooOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOooooo

[nlkm9]

11 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

You are not seeing things. Ashley and Jared came to give the sage advice to ignore consent and keep crying until the person just decides to love you to get you to shut up.

Omg!!!! She stalked him for years!!!! She woukd show up when he was on vacation, she was relentless. I just cant with them. Super creepy

[dizzyd]

Huh thought Salley was a myth. 

[Suzysite]

Wait, did Teddi leave or something? Because nobody mentioned it.  More than a hundred times. 

[nlkm9]

Ok Jill is an annoying cryer/ whiner. I hate that because she seems like a nice person.

[phlebas]

RUN, NACHO! Run like the wind!

[JenE4]

Wait, Teddi is leaving?!? Is that “Salley” she’s taking with her? This is wild that if talking to Rodney made her realize that Andrew “isn’t her person” then what if Rodney “is her person”? Why is everyone on this show on the super fast track?!? You have WEEKS to figure this out, but instead every fleeting impulse needs to be their “final decision.” What is happening here?! Oh, gosh, Rodney hasn’t even decided whom to ask on his date yet—but of course he’s going to look for Teddi, while Andrew is crying in the shrubbery over her leaving.

[dizzyd]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Wait, Teddi is leaving?!? Is that “Salley” she’s taking with her? This is wild that if talking to Rodney made her realize that Andrew “isn’t her person” then what if Rodney “is her person”? Why is everyone on this show on the super fast track?!? You have WEEKS to figure this out, but instead every fleeting impulse needs to be their “final decision.” What is happening here?! Oh, gosh, Rodney hasn’t even decided whom to ask on his date yet—but of course he’s going to look for Teddi, while Andrew is crying in the shrubbery over her leaving.

I blame it on Ashley I and her “sage advice”. Teddi was a different person after that and decided she was going to look for her “person” outside BiP.