BestestAuntEver October 3, 2014 Share October 3, 2014 (edited) Give Maxie love advice. If I go to the island, Sonny may try to buy me a dress & have sex with me. Would you rather have Jordan or Rosalie has your workout partner? I mean gym aerobic style working out Edited October 3, 2014 by BestestAuntEver Link to comment
Francie October 3, 2014 Share October 3, 2014 Jordan. Less of chance of running into Nina. Would you rather have baby rabies for a year or spend a year in a wheelchair pretending you can't walk (when you can leap ottomans in a single bound)? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 3, 2014 Share October 3, 2014 Fake being in a chair. I'm sure Nina is having fun, plus I get to bang Silas correct? Would you rather...... have to deal with telling Patrick thanks for saving my life.... Or realize you fucked up and gave your kid to Sonny....both are long term consequences. Link to comment
tvgoddess October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 Telling Patrick thanks. I don't see it as a hardship. Thank you, done, over. Would you rather have Ava's wardrobe or Kiki's? Link to comment
Cattitude October 6, 2014 Author Share October 6, 2014 Ava's wardrobe as much as dislike her she has good taste, though she wears the same outfit forever! Would you rather be Poohbear(Morgan) or Rainman(Michael)? Both require you to have CarSon as parents. 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 Rainman. AJ is my bio dad and soon I shall disown them. Loophole! Would you rather. .... Have to watch video of CarSon sex..... Or deal with angry Caleb Morley? Link to comment
Francie October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 Angry Caleb. The non-Carson sex viewing choice could have been walk across broken glass, and I would have chosen it, too. Would you rather: Have a job delivering room service at the Metro Court for a year or go on 3 dates -- appetizers through dessert -- using Monica's online service. Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 Deliver room service. I'm sure being the tips for not talking have to be great. Would you rather ...... Have to clean Micheal's apartment .... Or clean Jason's hospital bed? Link to comment
WendyCR72 October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 Deliver room service. I'm sure being the tips for not talking have to be great. Would you rather ...... Have to clean Micheal's apartment .... Or clean Jason's hospital bed? I take it Hazmat isn't an option here? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 Hazmat is never an option in this game. Neither is death! We ride or die! Link to comment
Cattitude October 7, 2014 Author Share October 7, 2014 Deliver room service. I'm sure being the tips for not talking have to be great. Would you rather ...... Have to clean Micheal's apartment .... Or clean Jason's hospital bed? Jason's hospital bed. Gloves and good sanitizer should do the trick there, where as Michael's apartment....um just No! The smell alone is probably toxic. Would you rather be SamTrick acting all juvenile about sharing a large bed, or Naxie dealing with Judge Dred! Link to comment
tvgoddess October 8, 2014 Share October 8, 2014 SamTrick, because they'll be hitting the sheets a hell of a lot sooner than Naxie. A girl has needs. Would you rather go on a date with Ned to see "The Equalizer" or have Nathan wine and dine you? Cattitude, we know your answer already. ;) 3 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 8, 2014 Share October 8, 2014 The Equalizer with Ned because Alexis is using him and I think Olivia will run back to Sonny to clean his pills up when he flips out again. Someone has to be nice to Ned. Plus, I don't want to take Cattitude, Anna, nor Dante's boyfriend. Would you rather...... Have to tell New Jason who he really is and break his cute heart. ..... Or be a bridesmaid at the Halloween Wedding of Franco and Carly? 1 Link to comment
Francie October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Tell Jason. Given what he's done between 1999 and 2012, I have no problem breaking his heart. Plus, even though the wedding promises to be a train wreck, unless there are multiple body bags involved, it'll be a let down. Would you rather be the object of Stavros's affection ... or Sabrina's? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Oh Jasus..... um Sabrina. She has Carrlos when I shatter her dreams, plus I can tell off all the Sabrina proppers. More fun for me. Would you rather. ..... Have to listen to why AJ's murder was justifiable from Sonny or Carly? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Shit, I picked the wrong time to poke my head in here. Um....I'm just gonna assume that killing one of them wouldn't be an option, since death never is, so I guess Carly. Would you rather be Franco's art teacher or one of Carly's hotel employees? 1 Link to comment
Tiger October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 MetroCourt employee. Would you rather stab Spencer with Felicia's Aztec Knife, or shoot him with a plutonium-210 laced bullet? 2 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Bullet. Quicker and no lame ass death speech. You know he has one. Would you rather..... Have to be Spencer's waiter? Or Sonny's bartender? You have to pay for all sent back food/broken barware. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Would you rather stab Spencer with Felicia's Aztec Knife, or shoot him with a plutonium-210 laced bullet? Hey, that's not fair, give us a difficult choice. And I guess I'd rather be Spencer's waiter, because compared to Sonny he's actually mature. Would you rather be kidnapped by Levi or have Spinelli's baby? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Have Spinelli's baby. I would get mega drunk and pretend it's someone else. Would you rather be Lulu's surrogate..... Or Dr. O and Cesar's? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Liesl and Cesar's, definitely. Would you rather listen to Sam and Silas have 972 conversations about Nina or go on a double date with Patrick and Sam? Link to comment
Francie October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Patrick and Sam. I can look at the pretty. And talk incessantly about what a douche bag Patrick's being for not recognizing that Robin's in trouble. In fact, they'd be getting the short end of that stick. Would you rather: Be Nina's or Franco's life coach? You are not allowed to arm yourself in any way, shape, or form. 1 Link to comment
Cattitude October 9, 2014 Author Share October 9, 2014 Franco's b/c maybe I could get him to stop with the hipster plaid and COMB HIS DAMN HAIR! Would you rather be in love with Shawn of the hypocritic neanderthals or Prince Nik of the bad hairdo? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Nikolas, because as soon as he met someone who was already attached, he'd go away and leave me alone. Would you rather be impregnated by Stavros or Sonny? Link to comment
SwordQueen October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Uh, man. Stavros? At least he "dies" and goes away for several years at a time. Sonny never dies -- cockroaches are so tricky that way. Would you rather be the DA, who tries, but can't seem to win a case against the criminals, or be Sonny's lawyer and have to defend his killing of AJ, but most likely win? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Be Sonny's lawyer. I'd so pull a Nora Gannon Buchanan and throw him under the bus. (Sorry not sorry Alexis and Diane, but she was the Best Soap Lawyer Evah!) I'd play Recording on the stand during my questioning of Sonny. Boom. Would you rather. .... Have to dry clean Sonny's suits.... Or have to clean Patrick's sheets? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Patrick's sheets, but only because I know what Sonny's been doing recently and who he's been doing it with. Would you rather... Have to deal with Carly or Olivia as a mother in law? Link to comment
magnolia11 October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 Olivia, easy. Carly I would undoubtedly end up murdering and then, since I don't work for the mob, I would end up in jail. Would you rather have Heather make you tea or have Sabrina fill your prescription for you? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 10, 2014 Share October 10, 2014 Sabrina fill my script. I didn't kill her baby and I can't have kids. I'm good. Also, I have a few doctors so safe! Would you rather. .....have to watch the CarSon sex tape on loop for 24 hours. ... Or have to train Sonny, Shawn, Duke, Carly, and Franco and Nina on how to be a decent human being.... with power point? Oh you have to sit on Micheal's couch and watch the unedited tape. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 10, 2014 Share October 10, 2014 I'd rather teach the course on basic decency. It would be harder, but it also wouldn't involve gouging out my own eyeballs which sitting on Michael's disgusting couch. Would you rather... Listen to Sonny whine about Deke locking him in the closet or listen to Carly screech about what a terrible mother Bobbie was for not raising her in a brothel? Link to comment
SwordQueen October 10, 2014 Share October 10, 2014 Sonny. Then I could totally snicker and call him "Closet Boy". Would you rather have Shawn as your body guard who has to protect you, or Franco as your friendly local SERIAL KILLER gunning for you? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 10, 2014 Share October 10, 2014 For Franco to be after me. Given how busy he is plotting how to destroy Carly and Sonny right now, he wouldn't have time to think about me. Would you rather... Have to successfully teach Nikolas how to be a good father? or Have to successfully teach Patrick how not to be a douchenozzle towards every woman he gets within ten feet of? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 10, 2014 Share October 10, 2014 Teach Patrick because Robin, I like more than Spencer. I refuse to help a spawn of Courtney, Sorrynotsorry. Would you rather ....... Have to compile a flow chart of who knew about Sonny murdering AJ and lied about it to Micheal and reason why he should be angry via power point.... Or have to be Sonny's warden? Link to comment
Cattitude October 10, 2014 Author Share October 10, 2014 Sonny's warden b/c I could poke him with sticks and withhold sex from him.Ha! Would you rather have to wear Carly's evil eye cam or Scotty's scary porn'stach? Link to comment
Francie October 10, 2014 Share October 10, 2014 (edited) Would you rather have to wear Carly's evil eye cam or Scotty's scary porn'stach? Evil eye cam. God invented mock turtle necks to cover that sh*t up. Would you rather cuddle with Brad and Lucas* and watch all 14 seasons of Knot's Landing (No Golden Girls breaks!) or babysit Spencer and watch Slayer video the entire evening. *I'm honestly not certain if those are the two who wound up together, as of this time. Insert the appropriate pairing if I got it wrong. Edited October 10, 2014 by Francie 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 10, 2014 Share October 10, 2014 Brad and Lucas. But to be fair, I'd have chosen poke my eyeballs out over spend an evening with Spencer. Would you rather. ... Have to plan a Corinthos Christmas...... Or have to plan the Franco/Carly Halloween Wedding Bash? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 10, 2014 Share October 10, 2014 I have to go with the Corinthii this time. Given Freakco's current mood, someone would be less likely to die there. Would you rather... Have to pay attention while Felix and Sabrina gush over how awesome the other is. Or Have to pay attention to Lulu and Dante while they have 5712 conversations about embryos. 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 11, 2014 Share October 11, 2014 I'll take Sabrina/Felix. I'm sure there's UCG there. Would you rather. .... Be Rocco, stuck at Lulu's lame Maxie convos and kickboxing classes..... Or Piph and on a date with Milo at the gym? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 11, 2014 Share October 11, 2014 Oh, hell... I guess I'd be Ben (because that's his real name, damn it) since he's just a baby and doesn't realize how lame those things are. Would you rather... Take love advice from Liesl or career advice from Kaka? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 11, 2014 Share October 11, 2014 Love advice from Lisel. Power point! Would you rather...... Have Sonny's tan.... Or have Scotty's mustache? Link to comment
SwordQueen October 12, 2014 Share October 12, 2014 Sonny's tan. Halloween's coming up, so I can just be an Oompa Loompa, or a burnt carrot, or something. Would you rather go on a date with Milo or sit through Nina trying to seduce you with her Praying Mantis-like wiles? 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 12, 2014 Share October 12, 2014 Go on a date with Milo. I'd be afraid Nina would attach herself to me like a facehugger. Would you rather... Throw Kaka off of a parapet Or Shoot Brad and roll him into the harbor? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 12, 2014 Share October 12, 2014 Omg Lauren off the parapet please. And can we tell Micheal she knows?! Would you rather. .... Have to be Nina's personal assistant..... Or wear Magda's orange space dress? Link to comment
SwordQueen October 12, 2014 Share October 12, 2014 Orange dress. Might be a bit too matchy-matchy, since I've already got Sonny's tan, but it'll complete my Halloween costume as a traffic cone. Would you rather have Sonny for a father or Sonny as a lover? Both can be fatal, so choose wisely. 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 12, 2014 Share October 12, 2014 It hurts me to say it, but as a father. Because a penis that touches Carly will never get near me. Would you rather... Explain to Michael until he understands that Kaka is the worst girlfriend ever Or Explain to Morgan until he understands that it is possible to meet a girl his relatives don't want to sleep with? 2 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 12, 2014 Share October 12, 2014 (edited) Explain to Micheal that Lauren is the worst. I'm not taking business from Kevin. Plus, really, you just play recording for Micheal and be like "Ava is her mom. And she hid the truth about AJ's murder from you, like you were a big baby." I'd appeal to his sense of manhood and truth. That's easier than days of therapy with Morgan. Would you rather...., Have to be Silas for a day..... Or be Rosalie? Edited October 12, 2014 by Grrpants09 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 (edited) Rosalie, because Silas is so damn dull that you could light firecrackers in his nostrils and the most reaction you'd get is pursed lips. Would you rather... Have to live at the MetroCourt with Carly barging into your room whenever she feels like it Or Have to live with Michael and Kaka, and sleep on their nasty couch? Edited October 13, 2014 by Cobalt Stargazer 3 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Metro court. Um I'll um get Diane to get um. Well, fuck. I'll just talk about AJ. Never forget! Would you rather. ..... Have to be Carly's hairdresser. .... Or Jakeson's doctor? Link to comment
SwordQueen October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Jakeson's doctor. Only for the fact that I don't want my hands to be anywhere near Carly's face when she starts curling her lips into a snarl and gnashing those teeth. Would you rather be Felix's roommate or Brad's roommate? (equal opportunity for haters of each) 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Um......Brad's roommate. I think if I time myself properly, I may spy naked Lucas. And Felix fucking annoys me. I'd tire myself from telling him to shut up. Plus, a roommate who can switch lab results is handy in PC. Would you rather. ..... Have Lucky back as JY...... Or get rid of one cast member non Corinthos, non Franco? Link to comment
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