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Deliver room service. I'm sure being the tips for not talking have to be great.

Would you rather ......

Have to clean Micheal's apartment ....

Or clean Jason's hospital bed?

 

Jason's hospital bed. Gloves and good sanitizer should do the trick there, where as Michael's apartment....um just No! The smell alone is probably toxic.

 

Would you rather be SamTrick acting all juvenile about sharing a large bed, or Naxie dealing with Judge Dred!

The Equalizer with Ned because Alexis is using him and I think Olivia will run back to Sonny to clean his pills up when he flips out again. Someone has to be nice to Ned. Plus, I don't want to take Cattitude, Anna, nor Dante's boyfriend.

Would you rather......

Have to tell New Jason who he really is and break his cute heart. .....

Or be a bridesmaid at the Halloween Wedding of Franco and Carly?

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Sabrina fill my script. I didn't kill her baby and I can't have kids. I'm good. Also, I have a few doctors so safe!

Would you rather. .....have to watch the CarSon sex tape on loop for 24 hours. ...

Or have to train Sonny, Shawn, Duke, Carly, and Franco and Nina on how to be a decent human being.... with power point? Oh you have to sit on Micheal's couch and watch the unedited tape.

I'd rather teach the course on basic decency. It would be harder, but it also wouldn't involve gouging out my own eyeballs which sitting on Michael's disgusting couch.

 

Would you rather...

 

Listen to Sonny whine about Deke locking him in the closet or listen to Carly screech about what a terrible mother Bobbie was for not raising her in a brothel?

For Franco to be after me. Given how busy he  is plotting how to destroy Carly and Sonny right now, he wouldn't have time to think about me.

 

Would you rather...

 

Have to successfully teach Nikolas how to be a good father?

 

or

 

Have to successfully teach Patrick how not to be a douchenozzle towards every woman he gets within ten feet of?

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Would you rather have to wear Carly's evil eye cam or Scotty's scary porn'stach?

 

Evil eye cam. God invented mock turtle necks to cover that sh*t up.

 

Would you rather cuddle with Brad and Lucas* and watch all 14 seasons of Knot's Landing (No Golden Girls breaks!) or babysit Spencer and watch Slayer video the entire evening.

 

*I'm honestly not certain if those are the two who wound up together, as of this time. Insert the appropriate pairing if I got it wrong.

Edited by Francie
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I have to go with the Corinthii this time. Given Freakco's current mood, someone would be less likely to die there.

 

Would you rather...

 

Have to pay attention while Felix and Sabrina gush over how awesome the other is.

 

Or

 

Have to pay attention to Lulu and Dante while they have 5712 conversations about embryos.

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It hurts me to say it, but as a father. Because a penis that touches Carly will never get near me.

 

Would you rather...

 

Explain to Michael until he understands that Kaka is the worst girlfriend ever

 

Or

 

Explain to Morgan until he understands that it is possible to meet a girl his relatives don't want to sleep with?

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Explain to Micheal that Lauren is the worst. I'm not taking business from Kevin. Plus, really, you just play recording for Micheal and be like "Ava is her mom. And she hid the truth about AJ's murder from you, like you were a big baby." I'd appeal to his sense of manhood and truth. That's easier than days of therapy with Morgan.

Would you rather....,

Have to be Silas for a day.....

Or be Rosalie?

Edited by Grrpants09

Rosalie, because Silas is so damn dull that you could light firecrackers in his nostrils and the most reaction you'd get is pursed lips.

 

Would you rather...

 

Have to live at the MetroCourt with Carly barging into your room whenever she feels like it

 

Or

 

Have to live with Michael and Kaka, and sleep on their nasty couch?

Edited by Cobalt Stargazer
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Um......Brad's roommate. I think if I time myself properly, I may spy naked Lucas. And Felix fucking annoys me. I'd tire myself from telling him to shut up. Plus, a roommate who can switch lab results is handy in PC.

Would you rather. .....

Have Lucky back as JY......

Or get rid of one cast member non Corinthos, non Franco?

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