Cattitude October 25, 2014 Author Share October 25, 2014 (edited) Would you rather......Be Micheal and be the favorite with the lying smothering helicopter killer parents.... Or Morgan and just have your dad bang your significant other and break up your marriage to Kiki? Michael b/c maybe I inherited alcoholism and could just drink myself silly and ignore them. Would you rather have to watch "the seeing eye" footage on loop or be Jake Doe having obtrusive wimmins giving you TMI about someone you don't know? Edited October 25, 2014 by Cattitude Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Be Jakeson, because at least then I could look at Carly like the cheese just slid off of her cracker. Would you rather... Bust Sonny for something trifling like tax evasion, and have him locked in the tiniest cell imaginable Or Watch Jakeson shoot Sonny in the back and roll him into the harbor? Link to comment
BestestAuntEver October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Tiniest cell possible. Rolling into the harbor is to easy for his pathetic ass. Would you rather All the kiddies be sent off to boarding school only to be seen on holidays, birthdays, etc Or have Kaka go away to collage taking her new mommie Nina with her Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Send the kiddies to boarding school. I can't deal with Count Chocula. Would you rather..... Help Micheal get revenge on Sonny and Carly in the name of AJ..... Or assist Franco with his revenge plan? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Help Michael, because Michael is the actual victim in all of this. Would you rather.... Go to a One Direction concert with Molly Or Go to a gun show with Shawn? Link to comment
OnceSane October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Is "gun show" a euphemism? Doesn't matter, I still choose Shawn, I can't do boy bands. Would you rather be with Lucky in Africa or be Helena's right-hand wo/man? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Ew, ew, ew, ew, EW! Hand out some brain bleach with that, would ya? :-P I'd rather work for Hells. Staring at rocks is about as exciting at staring at pills. Would you rather... Be Nik's babymama Or Be Liz's babydaddy? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Um....uh.....be Liz's baby daddy. Would you rather..... Be Carly's boy on the side..... Or Sonny's ghost wife? Link to comment
Aprilshowers October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Ghost wife, they get dye jobs and great clothing ;) Would you rather Be Rocco knowing Sonny could show up Or Be Danny who is clearly confused who daddy is Link to comment
OnceSane October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Danny, I do not want to be named Rocco. Would you rather have Joss as your child or Carly as your mother? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 Um.....Joss as my child. It would mean I sexed up Jax. Would you rather. .... Have to be kidnapped by Shawn. .... Or have to hear how amazing Shawn is while hearing how terrible you are from your kid? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 26, 2014 Share October 26, 2014 Be kidnapped by Shawn. He's so terrible at his job I could escape in five minutes. Would you rather... Be Silas' Coma!Wife Or Silas' potential Coma!Baby? Link to comment
Francie October 27, 2014 Share October 27, 2014 I dunno, Coma Baby? Because I could just ignore Silas, and he me. And give Ron 20 minutes, and he'll just change the parentage anyway. Funny, how most choices elicit a sense of "which doom is worse," but this is more of an "ehhhh" vs. "ehhhhh." If I'm Silas's wife, I can just leave him. It's not like he'd be awake enough to notice. Silas is very first ring of Dante's hell, isn't he? Would you rather: Be stuck in a hospital bed while Carly and Liz feel they have this special connection with you and must tell you so, over and over, or Be kidnapped, repeatedly, for years, and separated from your husband and young daughter? Link to comment
Tiger October 27, 2014 Share October 27, 2014 Kidnapped repeatedly. Its better than having any connection with Carly, special or otherwise. Would you rather spend an afternoon at the Hair Cuttery in Hell with Kannie getting hour hair did, or an afternoon with Franco for "art therapy"? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 27, 2014 Share October 27, 2014 Art therapy. Would you rather be stuck in a wheelchair with a broken arm during a Carly speech.... Or have a Luke in a bag on your terrace? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 27, 2014 Share October 27, 2014 If Luke was dead in the bag, I'd take the latter. Would you rather... Have a conversation with Liesl about Faison Or Have a conversation with Faison about Anna? Link to comment
SlovakPrincess October 27, 2014 Share October 27, 2014 Oh geez. Talk to Faison, I guess - at least I will like the person being talked about! Special horror movie round: What kind of baby do Sonny and Ava deserve - Damien from The Omen, or the squealing alien baby from Alien? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 27, 2014 Share October 27, 2014 Damien. Sonny's been asking for a child like that. Ava needs the protection. Would you rather. .... Be killed by Sonny...... Or be the object of Sonny's affection? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Shoot me in the head or the chest, because that would be preferable. Would you rather.... Take Ava to Lamaze classes and be her coach Or Listen to Kaka sing? Link to comment
tvgoddess October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Coach Ava at Lamaze, in a heartbeat. Would you rather work for Ron or for Guza? Link to comment
Aprilshowers October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Guza...yes I'm serious. Would you rather GH clean house by... Serial killer rampage? Or Some sort of catastrophe in Port Charles 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Natural disaster, because it means the actual SERIAL KILLER might survive. Would you rather.... For Sonny to get sterilized Or For him to stop having nasty sex with Carly? (And no, you cannot have both.) Link to comment
Tiger October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Sonny sterilized. Although, my ideal choice would be to have it revealed that Sonny is impotent and that Dante, Morgan and Girlchild belong to someone else, Jax, and Ned, respectively. Would you rather be scolded by Dr. O at the Nurse's Station, or warned by Ava about her faaaaahhm-lee? Link to comment
Francie October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 (edited) Scolded by Dr. O. At least it would involve the hospital. Would you rather have to comb and tame Faison's hair or attend Carly and Franco's wedding? Edited October 28, 2014 by Francie Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 I want to attend the wedding. Normally, I'd pick Faison, but I need to see this AJ reveal first hand. Would you rather..... Have to be nice to Shawn..... Or be nice to Dr O? Link to comment
OnceSane October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Tame Faison's hair, it can't be any worse than dealing with my mop. Oops! Posted at the same time as Grrpants. So…be nice to Dr. O, maybe she'll do a power point for me. Would you rather be Michael or fall in love with Fake!Luke? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Be Michael. I don't date outside my species. Would you rather.... Be in love with Sabrina or Kaka? 2 Link to comment
Tiger October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Definitely Sabrina. She has a job, an apartment, is bi-lingual, and has great hair. Kiki has nothing. Would you rather take Spencer trick-or-treating, or hang around a hotel room in loose-fitting robes with Franco & Scotty? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Robes. I'll get steak and vodka. Would you rather..... Have to deal with everyone telling you their fucking problems..... Or everyone making you solve their problems? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Uh.....uh...I guess I'd rather have people tell me about their problems, 'cause at least then I don't have to actually do anything about them. Would you rather.... Have to watch Michael do a strip tease Or Let Brad watch you in the shower at the hospital? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 I'll take Micheal. It's hilarious. Would you rather.... Have your dead husband be crushing on Liz.... Or have your dead wife be trying to steal a baby? Link to comment
OnceSane October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Either way, someone ends up with a baby. I'll take the psycho, the revenge schemes are lame. Would you rather date Dr. O for a month or Nina for two days? Link to comment
Cattitude October 29, 2014 Author Share October 29, 2014 Date Nina b/c I actually find her fun. It would be a wild ride for sure. Would you rather have to tell Heather she can never have another BLT from Kelly's or tell Nina she will never get Ava's baby? Link to comment
Tiger October 29, 2014 Share October 29, 2014 Tell Heather about no more BLT's. I'd rather take my chances of being stabbed than being so slugged in the face by She-Hulk. Would you rather have Franco as your son, or Kiki as your daughter? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 29, 2014 Share October 29, 2014 (edited) Damnation! Franco as my son. At least he doesn't make inappropriate faces. Would you rather.... Be the object of Faison's affections or Stavros'? Edited October 29, 2014 by Cobalt Stargazer Link to comment
Francie October 29, 2014 Share October 29, 2014 Would you rather have Franco as your son, or Kiki as your daughter? I'm glad someone answered. Cause, honestly, my answer would be: Just kill me. Be the object of Faison's affections or Stavros'? Faison's. For some odd reason, I have a soft spot for him. He just wants to be loved a little bit! Would you rather: Be the object of Fluke's relentless affections or locked away in Miscavige like the real Luke? Link to comment
Tiger October 29, 2014 Share October 29, 2014 For all of Real!Luke's faults, he never wanted to get freaky with Kiki, nor does he do cocaine. And since im not a woman or a toddler, I'd be safe. Would you rather be slugged in the face by Nina, or have a chandelier fall on you? Link to comment
BestestAuntEver October 29, 2014 Share October 29, 2014 I'll take my chances with the chandelier. Would you rather spend Halloween with Faison & Dr. O or as a guest at Carly's wedding Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 I'll have to choose Faison and Liesl. God knows what kind of carnage could take place at Carly's wedding. Would you rather... Be a two-faced hypocrite like Kaka Or Naively believe that Sonny and Carly are good parents like Michael? Link to comment
Francie October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 Oh Jeez, just kill me. Naively believe Sonny and Carly are good parents. But rip that band aid off quickly, please!! Would you rather have to explain to Jake from State Farm his entire personal history or be responsible for keeping Ava safe? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 The latter. Considering that Shawn the incompetent hitman seems to be the only one after Ava, keeping her safe would probably be easier. Would you rather Be the officiant at Franco and Carly's wedding Or Be the caterer at a MetroCourt event? Link to comment
Francie October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 Caterer at MetroCourt event. There's a 50/50 chance the event'll be canceled, and I'll keep the payment along with all the food and booze. I also know how to duck and cover in case of a sniper outbreak. And I'm not a potted plant, so I should be safe. You're intelligent. You've been a government undercover agent. You have a black belt. Would you rather be overpowered by an average-looking 60-year-old woman with a BLT fetish or be fooled for weeks in thinking your arch enemy was your presumed dead spouse? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 BLT! I'll throw a sandwich at that bitch and run. Would you rather....... Have to listen to the recording of your girlfriend trying to murder your brother's dad..... Or be stuck the Halloween wedding of your mom and Serial Killer? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 1, 2014 Share November 1, 2014 Yick. Um...be stuck at the Halloween wedding. I don't want to be in Morgan's shoes right now. Would you rather...... Be one of Kaka's frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriends Or Be one of Sonny's children? Link to comment
tvgoddess November 1, 2014 Share November 1, 2014 I'd be one of the idiot's friends so I could go Mean Girls on her ass. I want nothing whatsoever to do with Scummy and Snarly. Would you rather be blackmailed by Nina or plot with the SERIAL KILLER? Link to comment
Francie November 2, 2014 Share November 2, 2014 Blackmailed by Nina. Blackmailed by Nina. Would you rather have to answer the phone each time Felix called and wanted to dish or sit next to acts of PDA by Scotty and Bobbie. Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 2, 2014 Share November 2, 2014 Oh Jasus! Um........ talk to Felix. I can do other stuff, right? Would you rather....... Have Morgan as your father..... Or Sonny? Link to comment
Tiger November 3, 2014 Share November 3, 2014 Morgan, because he is already losing hair and baldness skips a generation. Would you rather apologize to Sonny, or be listen to Nina after she injects you with paralyzed serum? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 3, 2014 Share November 3, 2014 Listen to Nina. Would you rather. ... Be kidnapped by Jerry..... Or be Sonny's incubator? Link to comment
OnceSane November 3, 2014 Share November 3, 2014 Kidnapped by Jerry, I can listen to that accent all day. And I don't want to be Sonny's anything, unless it's his executioner. Would you rather babysit Cameron, Emma, Joss, and Spencer or let Nina babysit your child? 1 Link to comment
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