Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Keywestclubkid]

I hear the banjos We must be getting closer to that wedding by now right? 

[OoogleEyes]

Lumé. WTActualF?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

David!

I still have nightmares over his pleather wannabe Matrix duster.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I legit need subtitles for Boomhauer.

Literally in my head I hear I tell you what after he stops talking LOL 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I love the content of LAL just like the rest of you, but I miss the hour long episodes, tbh.  I would also love 90 Day to have shorter episodes.  Tell-alls, however, can be 3 hour marathons! 😊

[WaltersHair]

Producer induced drama. Yeah.

[Keywestclubkid]

he delivered that line with such passion that I felt like it wasn't read off some paper 10 mins before he opened the door 

[Gobi]

I'm not sure what's going on with Brit and Marco. Then again, I don't care in the least.

[kacesq]

I certainly hope this is the last season for Marcellino and Brittany. They’re boring.

[Empress1]

Whose thonged ass was that?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m so tired of the stupid Brittany-Marce melodrama. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I called it 

[OoogleEyes]

We're women! We can sleep in our fake eyelashes and wake up like that!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

We're women! We can sleep in our fake eyelashes and wake up like that!

but she can never be lucky enough to wake up like that other woman with Brows for days 

[Pepper Mostly]

"No, honey, don't get dressed. Let us interview you in bed, as you try to keep your tits covered with blankets. It'll be KILLER TV!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I called it 

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

[WaltersHair]

I didn't cheat!

Tell me hon, if it were reversed, would you still feel the same?

[Keywestclubkid]

daddys gonna have his good times? ***SHUDDER***

[Gobi]

Looks like Disinter's wedding crash will be a cliffhanger.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If you take off your wedding ring and have sex with someone other than your spouse, it’s not cheating? Are those the new rules now? I’m so old!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If you take off your wedding ring and have sex with someone other than your spouse, it’s not cheating? Are those the new rules now? I’m so old!

They were on a break! 

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I didn't cheat!

Tell me hon, if it were reversed, would you still feel the same?

I was seeing a guy briefly who was divorced because his ex-wife was cheating. She traveled for work and had a whole boyfriend in another city. He also told me that he’d found out that she and one of her female friends had fooled around once. He didn’t consider that cheating; he was mad that he wasn’t there. (He was … annoying.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s Myriad! Rhymes with Period!

G Money? Just stop.

[kacesq]

His incognito name??????

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz never really recovered from his brain surgery.

[Keywestclubkid]

G money? Laws baby Jesus 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

They were on a break! 

Ross didn’t cheat. Fight me. Would I be hurt and upset in Rachel’s position? Absolutely. You’re supposed to be so in love with me and THE DAY we take a break you’re fucking somebody else? Ouch. Was it cheating? No.

[OoogleEyes]

What is that line around Chazz' head? Has he had a brain injury?

[Gobi]

"I'm learning how to say 'Not tonight, I have a headache' in Spanish."

[kacesq]

So they’re in a hotel room so she can do her homework?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz, surely there is a tv you could watch.

[Keywestclubkid]

so you got a book there? you doing a little reading? you gonna write a little answer on that paper there? 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

His incognito name??????

Like he’s famous or something. Boy, what?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chazz could go watch TV or listen to music.  He'll just sit and stare at her.  Nothing creepy here. 

[Pepper Mostly]

He's just going to stare at her creepily. Jesus dude, go watch watch TV or something. 

[kacesq]

The depth of their love is palpable...comes right thru the screen...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

What is that line around Chazz' head? Has he had a brain injury?

If he didn’t, he should.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

What is that line around Chazz' head? Has he had a brain injury?

I looked it up once during an episode. It *might* be a scar from hair harvesting.

[Empress1]

This is painful.

[Gobi]

Jhizz is giving me Big Ed vibes.

[kacesq]

Is he wearing his damn shoes?

[Keywestclubkid]

Ok he is A LOT ... like seriously dude BACK OFF 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Like he’s famous or something. Boy, what?

He is a rock star, at least in his mind. 

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I looked it up once during an episode. It *might* be a scar from hair harvesting.

I knew (Biblically, heh) a guy who had a hair transplant scar. He was bald (and hot) so I guess it didn’t take.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin has another anxiety attack in 3....2....1

While the porn music plays......

[candall]

I suspect Marce and Britzz rehearse their lines at night, but for some reason this doesn't bother me as much as it used to.  Shawn and his brood(mares) are repulsive, Ray and Britney make my eyes roll back in my head . . .  We don't have anyone really fun at the moment.  What's going on with batshit Mormon Andrea these days?  Is she on a Mission somewhere?

At least Marcellino and Britzzz are pretty to look at.  Could we get another look at those pictures of Marcellino with the long, long hair when he was modeling, Show?  He and Britzzz are both capable of achieving yummy,

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

What is that line around Chazz' head? Has he had a brain injury?

Well, that would explain a lot. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I'm learning how to say 'Not tonight, I have a headache' in Spanish."

"I'm learning how to say 'Did you sign the will' in Spanish" 

"I'm learning how to say 'I've requested a restraining order' in Spanish"

[Keywestclubkid]

This is giving me that creepy guys that kept wanting to get his prison woman down in his basement to milk his prostate what was his name with the bad hair 

[kacesq]

There’s something very unattractive to me about Ray’s Brittany.

[Keywestclubkid]

YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS FROM ME DADDY!!!!