The Kardashians (Hulu) Season 1

[Morrissey]

Kourtney's comment about wanting her children to see what "an affectionate relationship looks like" was just weird and made her sound....almost stunted? Like she's a naïve 19-year-old who thinks that men will like her as soon as she has sex with them. 

If you want to show affection and love how about kissing each other? Holding hands? Being attentive? Does she really think that affection between two people can only be expressed by straddling your boyfriend in front of the realtor or having your boobs grabbed at a family bbq? 

I mean, Scott doesn't really strike me as a good lay and this might very well be the first time in her life Kourtney has had good sex. If the constant boob, ass and crotch touching is just about having the hots for each other and wanting to make up for lost time - more power to her. But then she needs to call it what it is instead of trying to put a silly "I'm modelling healthy relationship behaviour for my children" spin on it.

 

[Cinnabon]

58 minutes ago, Morrissey said:

Kourtney's comment about wanting her children to see what "an affectionate relationship looks like" was just weird and made her sound....almost stunted? Like she's a naïve 19-year-old who thinks that men will like her as soon as she has sex with them. 

If you want to show affection and love how about kissing each other? Holding hands? Being attentive? Does she really think that affection between two people can only be expressed by straddling your boyfriend in front of the realtor or having your boobs grabbed at a family bbq? 

I mean, Scott doesn't really strike me as a good lay and this might very well be the first time in her life Kourtney has had good sex. If the constant boob, ass and crotch touching is just about having the hots for each other and wanting to make up for lost time - more power to her. But then she needs to call it what it is instead of trying to put a silly "I'm modelling healthy relationship behaviour for my children" spin on it.

 

Her kids (and all of the others’ kids) are going to have a lot more to deal with than some affection from their mom and her newest BF. Their aunt’s pornography and numerous nude and nearly nude photo shoots. All of their trashy posing continues to this day. Get those kids into therapy early!

[GaT]

8 hours ago, Melina22 said:

I know nothing about him, other than he has a million tattoos, eats an incredibly strict diet 

Can you imagine what it must be like eating with Travis & Kourtney? That's probably  the whole attraction between them, the ridiculous way they eat.

Edited April 23, 2022 by GaT

[mostlylurking]

1 hour ago, GaT said:

Can you imagine what it must be like eating with Travis & Kourtney? That's probably  the whole attraction between them, the ridiculous why they eat.

What do they eat?

[GaT]

1 hour ago, mostlylurking said:

What do they eat?

Travis is vegan & doesn't eat gluten, Kourtney doesn't seem to eat anything but special salads, she keeps away from gluten, sugar, fat, & is big on the keto lifestyle. I remember some episode of the old show where the family went to a restaurant & Kourtney brought her own take out salad & just used the restaurants plates & silverware because she has a "special diet".

[Marley]

Travis and Kourtney are annoying but Scott is the last person who should comment on anything. He’s a druggie alcoholic who dates teenagers.

[Melina22]

4 hours ago, GaT said:

Can you imagine what it must be like eating with Travis & Kourtney? That's probably  the whole attraction between them, the ridiculous why they eat.

I actually watched a video about what he supposedly eats in a day. Of course it included some supplements he sells, plus a lot of fancy, prepared vegan dishes and various trendy drinks like kombucha. I guess you can follow his special diet if money is no object and you have people who can buy and prepare everything, or order from upscale vegan restaurants which apparently are easy to find in California. 

I think a Travis/Kourtney couple would be terrifying to share a meal with. The rigid control and self-righteousness would be so exhausting. I would if their children will have food issues, like orthorexia. I'll bet they don't get much comfort food.

I wonder if after all the health food, Travis still drinks or does drugs. Honestly, I don't find him that healthy looking, but on the other hand, I guess you need enormous stamina to be a drummer, so maybe he's in better shape than he looks. 

[Marley]

If I remember correctly Travis was an addict before but after the plane crash he was in he supposedly turned his life around and that’s why he’s vegan and is clean now. I think he suffered some serious injuries.

[Artsda]

Yeah after the crash where he lost so many and his buddy  DJAm survived but died not long after from prescription OD he quit. Which is great for him he turned it around after getting another chance of life. 

[Boudreaux]

Kourtney and Travis are so a big no.  What was that straddle on a strangers patio furniture all about. Who does that??? And with their realtor standing there. It’s just the lack of self awareness that gets me. But really, the whole family is like that. I’m sure growing up in that lifestyle causes that. But anyhow, I just don’t get this couple.  It’s weird. 
Not much more to add. Khloe is freaking so tiny, I don’t even know how her body looks that small, she was always built a bit thicker, bigger boned. Now she is smaller than Kim. I can’t say she doesn’t look good, but she doesn’t even look like he same person. 

[Maya]

I was trying to figure out if Travis is tiny too because he’s only a little bit taller than her. 

[GaT]

9 hours ago, Boudreaux said:

It’s just the lack of self awareness that gets me.

They are loaded with self awareness, they want everyone to see how in lurve they are, & how hot they are. They know exactly what they are doing, & want to make sure they are the center of attention everywhere they go.

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, GaT said:

They are loaded with self awareness, they want everyone to see how in lurve they are, & how hot they are. They know exactly what they are doing, & want to make sure they are the center of attention everywhere they go.

I’m not sure if it’s as simple as a couple craving the cameras in constant “look at us” mode - or if Travis is an exhibitionist who gets off on treating women like blow-up dolls, and Kourtney is the love-starved victim of his sick manipulation. Either way, 🤮

[GaT]

20 minutes ago, nexxie said:

, and Kourtney is the love-starved victim of his sick manipulation. Either way, 🤮

Kourtney is no victim in this, she's wanted the attention Kim has been getting as the sexy one since the very beginning. She's happy to be treated like a blow up doll.

[nexxie]

59 minutes ago, GaT said:

Kourtney is no victim in this, she's wanted the attention Kim has been getting as the sexy one since the very beginning. She's happy to be treated like a blow up doll.

Maybe not a victim in the usual sense, but a willing participant in a dance led by someone deliberately using her insecurities and need to feel valuable in order to get a tv gig for himself and his kids. 

In a family headed by a narcissist, playing siblings against each other is a big part of the dynamics. Yes, Kourtney is taking this opportunity to matter more in the family - but is she aware of the need she’s filling, or why she has it? Is she aware that Travis could be playing her? Not sure.

It’s extra creepy to consider that he might be getting off on making a fool of her. Or he could just be an opportunistic juvenile exhibitionist. 🤮

Edited April 27, 2022 by nexxie

[Marley]

Kourtney is loving every second of it. She’s no victim but a willing participant.

She loved to pretend like she was better then it all and some earthy mom but that’s bs as well. She’s just the same as the rest of them she just didn’t have the right person to get more attention with. Travis actually is legit talented so he gets her more attention then talentless drunk Scott. 

Edited April 27, 2022 by Marley

[Morrissey]

Best moment: Corey's bewilderment at PMK's fake tears over Travis' cheesy proposal text.  

[nexxie]

Episode 3: Too much Kim - and way too much Khloe kissing Kim’s ass. Khloe has accepted that, in order to matter in the Kris & Kim Narcissist Show, she has to constantly praise them. Her comment lauding Kris for birthing the queen: 🤮

Enjoyed Kendall and Kylie in the car - glam and junk food, reminded me of them as kids. Smart that these two often steer clear of the K&K Show.

Scott looks unwell - hope he gets the help he needs.

Edited April 28, 2022 by nexxie

[nexxie]

So Kourtney’s kids weren’t invited to the proposal event, though Travis’ kids were there - according to Scott in new preview:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10763961/Kourtney-Kardashian-Travis-Barker-wear-matching-hoodies-Milan.html

‘They were upset. They didn't understand why they weren't there,' Scott said in a brief scene in the preview. 

[GaT]

2 hours ago, nexxie said:

So Kourtney’s kids weren’t invited to the proposal event, though Travis’ kids were there - according to Scott in new preview:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10763961/Kourtney-Kardashian-Travis-Barker-wear-matching-hoodies-Milan.html

‘They were upset. They didn't understand why they weren't there,' Scott said in a brief scene in the preview. 

40 year olds walking around in matching black "goth" outfits. Soooooo pathetic.

[nexxie]

41 minutes ago, GaT said:

40 year olds walking around in matching black "goth" outfits. Soooooo pathetic.

She really has adopted his juvenile look.

[BrindaWalsh]

That has always bothered me about the Ks.  They adopt the style of their partner - for lack of a better phrase.  Or maybe they try to dress what they perceive their partners world to be?  We saw it happen with Khloe and Lamar.  We saw it happen with Kim and Kanye.  We saw it happen with Kylie and Tyga.  We saw it happen with now again with Kourtney and Travis.  For women who claim to be so independent and strong, why is their styling so influenced by their partners?  

It's weird.  

[Cinnabon]

1 hour ago, BrindaWalsh said:

That has always bothered me about the Ks.  They adopt the style of their partner - for lack of a better phrase.  Or maybe they try to dress what they perceive their partners world to be?  We saw it happen with Khloe and Lamar.  We saw it happen with Kim and Kanye.  We saw it happen with Kylie and Tyga.  We saw it happen with now again with Kourtney and Travis.  For women who claim to be so independent and strong, why is their styling so influenced by their partners?  

It's weird.  

I feel the same about them giving all of their kids’ their fathers’ names, especially when they’re not married to them. They’re not as confident and independent as they want to appear. 

[nkotb]

I’d honestly forgotten that Kanye got the sex tape masters (or whatever) for Kim, so I was surprised. I just can’t tolerate his brooding narcissism, but that was pretty awesome of him to do. I genuinely do think that he always has & always will love her, but I think when she’s done, she’s done, & she’s done. I’m glad it seems like their relationship is less public, & seemingly better.

It would’ve been even cooler if he & Kris hadn’t humble-bragged 83 times about him flying coach, like us peons who don’t have private planes, or the resources to rent them.

I kept looking for Pete in the background of the SNL post party, but I didn’t see him. I had very low expectations of her hosting gig, but I actually thought she did a great job, & was super funny. Chris Rock agreed. 

[mostlylurking]

6 hours ago, nkotb said:

It would’ve been even cooler if he & Kris hadn’t humble-bragged 83 times about him flying coach, like us peons who don’t have private planes, or the resources to rent them.

I mean flying coach is pretty miserable, especially long flights.  I’m a normal so when I fly it’s coach and I hate it.  Everything about it - airports, airplanes, that terrible food that one whiff of it and I’m nauseous, etc.  I put up with it to get to something better like a vacation but still..it’s horrible.

Edited April 29, 2022 by mostlylurking

[BrindaWalsh]

How do I get Kylie's car?  I want that pink leather interior.

[Cocoa Puff]

1 hour ago, BrindaWalsh said:

How do I get Kylie's car?  I want that pink leather interior.

Drop six figures or at least spend a few thousand on leasing, that car is a Rolls-Royce

Edited April 29, 2022 by carolinagirl81

[BrindaWalsh]

58 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

Drop six figures or at least spend a few thousand on leasing, that car is a Rolls-Royce

Okay. Let's be more creative and less realistic.  How about in a Honda?  Pink leather interior in a Honda?

 

 

[Cocoa Puff]

18 minutes ago, BrindaWalsh said:

Okay. Let's be more creative and less realistic.  How about in a Honda?  Pink leather interior in a Honda?

 

 

Absolutely, You can do any type of interior you want really in any car It doesn't have to be a super expensive car like a Rolls-Royce, You just have to know a good car customization shop. 

I follow two on Instagram and I just love everything that they do the work that they do is really good and they you know of course do the high-end cars like Rolls-Royce but they also do the regular people cars like the Mazdas and the Hondas and it's just top-tier work one is in Las Vegas and the other is in Miami Florida

[Marley]

I thought Kylie’s car was ugly as hell lol.

Scott looks like he needs rehab. He looks not good.

Kourtney and Travis are annoying but she shouldn’t have to worry about Scott’s feelings.

Kanye bringing the suitcase was so weird.

Khloe chill with your sucking up. Yikes.

[GaT]

56 minutes ago, Marley said:

Kanye bringing the suitcase was so weird.

Ray J Says Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Lied About Retrieved Sex Tape

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However, after a clip of the episode made rounds on social media, Ray J left a comment under a post, deeming Kanye and Kim’s recollection of the supposed exchange as a farce. “All of this is a lie smh,” the singer and entrepreneur wrote on Instagram. “Can’t let them do this anymore – so untrue.”

But he never said what they were supposedly lying about.

[Cocoa Puff]

 One would think that Vivid Entertainment The company that released the video for sale would have all original copies of said tape.

So there would be no Ray J holding on to the original since it  was allegedly stolen from him All those years ago and that's how it became into possession of vivid entertainment. 

 

[Artsda]

If Kourtney's kids weren't invited, I wonder if that's why Reign is the only one shown with her. Mason is nowhere and he was the one on TikTok.

Scott looks miserable in this episode and the preview.

The girls going to the drive thru and Kylie wanting snacks while there was great. Loved that scene with them.

Edited April 30, 2022 by Artsda

[mostlylurking]

10 hours ago, Marley said:

Scott looks like he needs rehab. He looks not good.

I don’t think I’ve even seen him crack a smile yet. He looks clinically depressed.   I know Kourtney has tried for many years to get through to him so she’s probably over it. Kourtney shouldn’t put her life and happiness on hold for Scott, but she chose to have three children with him so she does have some sort of responsibility to him if only for the sake of her kids.

I didn’t understand the sex tape thing at all. Can’t you just make copies of copies?  Does it really matter who has the “master”?

Kylie wanting snacks while she’s in the drive through for fast food was funny and a very preggo thing to do.  If you’re feeling queasy, you need something to settle your stomach and you need it asap!

Edited April 30, 2022 by mostlylurking

[Morrissey]

On 4/28/2022 at 10:53 PM, nexxie said:

So Kourtney’s kids weren’t invited to the proposal event, though Travis’ kids were there - according to Scott in new preview:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10763961/Kourtney-Kardashian-Travis-Barker-wear-matching-hoodies-Milan.html

‘They were upset. They didn't understand why they weren't there,' Scott said in a brief scene in the preview. 

It makes no sense to have the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan present, but not invite Mason, Penelope and the little one. I wonder how they'll explain that away next episode. If Travis wants to act like Lord von Gallant, he should have talked to her CHILDREN about wanting to marry their mom instead of going to Rob Sr's grave and "ask for permission". That is one huge red flag.

Travis is starting to rub me the wrong way. 

[Cocoa Puff]

20 minutes ago, Morrissey said:

If Travis wants to act like Lord von Gallant, he should have talked to her CHILDREN about wanting to marry their mom instead of going to Rob Sr's grave and "ask for permission". That is one huge red flag.

That is so weird to me, like why wouldn't you ask her living parent for her blessings to propose or like you said ask the kids. 

Mason is old enough to express his opinions and maybe he wants to stay with Scott more and the little ones want to be up under Kourtney because they're still little And not really understanding too much what's going on.

 

[Welshman in Ca]

2 hours ago, mostlylurking said:

I don’t think I’ve even seen him crack a smile yet. He looks clinically depressed.   I know Kourtney has tried for many years to get through to him so she’s probably over it. Kourtney shouldn’t put her life and happiness on hold for Scott, but she chose to have three children with him so she does have some sort of responsibility to him if only for the sake of her kids.

 

She has zero responsibility to him. Just because you have kids with someone who you once loved doesn't mean you're responsible to them in the future in any way shape or form. He's been flaunting his relationships with his teenage girlfriends all over the place without any thought for the mother of his child or their children & now the shoe is on the other foot he's sulking like a fucking 15 year old, fuck his feelings. He has issues that are not of her doing and certainly not her responsibility.

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, Morrissey said:

It makes no sense to have the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan present, but not invite Mason, Penelope and the little one. I wonder how they'll explain that away next episode. If Travis wants to act like Lord von Gallant, he should have talked to her CHILDREN about wanting to marry their mom instead of going to Rob Sr's grave and "ask for permission". That is one huge red flag.

Travis is starting to rub me the wrong way. 

Maybe Travis and the family party planners thought the kids would tell Scott, and he might crash the party - and they weren’t in custody to simply take them to a secret event.

Still, lots of red flags fluttering around good ol’ Trav.

[Cinnabon]

4 hours ago, mostlylurking said:

I don’t think I’ve even seen him crack a smile yet. He looks clinically depressed.   I know Kourtney has tried for many years to get through to him so she’s probably over it. Kourtney shouldn’t put her life and happiness on hold for Scott, but she chose to have three children with him so she does have some sort of responsibility to him if only for the sake of her kids.

I didn’t understand the sex tape thing at all. Can’t you just make copies of copies?  Does it really matter who has the “master”?

Kylie wanting snacks while she’s in the drive through for fast food was funny and a very preggo thing to do.  If you’re feeling queasy, you need something to settle your stomach and you need it asap!

I’m sure that Kylie scene was scripted for the show 🤷‍♀️

1 hour ago, Welshman in Ca said:

She has zero responsibility to him. Just because you have kids with someone who you once loved doesn't mean you're responsible to them in the future in any way shape or form. He's been flaunting his relationships with his teenage girlfriends all over the place without any thought for the mother of his child or their children & now the shoe is on the other foot he's sulking like a fucking 15 year old, fuck his feelings. He has issues that are not of her doing and certainly not her responsibility.

She continued to have kids with him when she knew she didn’t love him.  She tricked him into having the last one, which is the lowest of the low. It was akin to a man poking holes in a condom to get a woman pregnant without her consent. 

[Welshman in Ca]

19 minutes ago, Cinnabon said:

I’m sure that Kylie scene was scripted for the show 🤷‍♀️

She continued to have kids with him when she knew she didn’t love him.  She tricked him into having the last one, which is the lowest of the low. It was akin to a man poking holes in a condom to get a woman pregnant without her consent. 

That may be but that still doesn't make him her responsibility, he's supposed to be a grown ass man & should be adult enough to take responsibility for himself, he didn't have to fuck her. He's always had issues and always will, he thinks he is still 21 and acts like he has the mental age of a 12 year old. As I said he needs help.

[Cinnabon]

4 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said:

That may be but that still doesn't make him her responsibility, he's supposed to be a grown ass man & should be adult enough to take responsibility for himself, he didn't have to fuck her. He's always had issues and always will, he thinks he is still 21 and acts like he has the mental age of a 12 year old. As I said he needs help.

He needs help, as do all of these sickening, self absorbed fame whores, IMO.

[mostlylurking]

2 hours ago, Welshman in Ca said:

She has zero responsibility to him. Just because you have kids with someone who you once loved doesn't mean you're responsible to them in the future in any way shape or form. He's been flaunting his relationships with his teenage girlfriends all over the place without any thought for the mother of his child or their children & now the shoe is on the other foot he's sulking like a fucking 15 year old, fuck his feelings. He has issues that are not of her doing and certainly not her responsibility.

I 100% agree with everything you said, the only thing is that she chose to have multiple children with this guy when she knew he was unstable (takes two to tango obviously). If it was just him and no kids involved, I’d say she more than did her part and to turn him loose forever.  Unfortunately they will always be connected with their children, and the only reason I would say she should care about his well being is for the sake of the kids. Of course at the end of the day it’s up to him to get his shit together. 

[mostlylurking]

5 hours ago, Cinnabon said:

I’m sure that Kylie scene was scripted for the show 🤷‍♀️

7 hours ago, Welshman in Ca said:

That doesn’t bother me I’m not watching this show expecting reality, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true to life…when I was pregnant the morning (more like all day) sickness and nausea was so real….you did not want to get between me and my snacks!

Edited April 30, 2022 by mostlylurking

[Marley]

11 hours ago, Welshman in Ca said:

She has zero responsibility to him. Just because you have kids with someone who you once loved doesn't mean you're responsible to them in the future in any way shape or form. He's been flaunting his relationships with his teenage girlfriends all over the place without any thought for the mother of his child or their children & now the shoe is on the other foot he's sulking like a fucking 15 year old, fuck his feelings. He has issues that are not of her doing and certainly not her responsibility.

Yes to this! It’s annoying how ppl expect Kourtney to tip toe around loser Scott. I don’t even really like Kourtney but Scott is an adult who can’t get his shit together. He just wants a pity party but fuck him he’s a joke.

Edited May 1, 2022 by Marley

[Maya]

12 hours ago, Morrissey said:

It makes no sense to have the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan present, but not invite Mason, Penelope and the little one. I wonder how they'll explain that away next episode. If Travis wants to act like Lord von Gallant, he should have talked to her CHILDREN about wanting to marry their mom instead of going to Rob Sr's grave and "ask for permission". That is one huge red flag.

Travis is starting to rub me the wrong way. 

Maybe she didn’t involve her kids because the whole proposal/wedding are fake. 

[GaT]

So Penelope cried when she found out Kourtney & Travis got engaged, nice that someone in the family feels the same as the rest of us. I am sick of hearing about Kourtney already, no wonder she didn't get as much screen time as Kim in the old show.

Khloe talking about how Tristan put in the work when it came to their relationship just makes me itch for when the big moment comes.

[nexxie]

Episode 4: Engagement and IVF

Nice that Kourtney and Travis are so happy, but the way he stares at her is a lot. They must really want a shared baby to go through such an invasive process with chemicals that pack on the weight - couldn’t six already-here-and-healthy kids be enough?

Tristan had a lot of nerve surprising Khloe and the fam for the engagement party - in late October, baby mama #3 was further along than Kylie. The guy is NOT a great father, Klueless Khloe!

Edited May 5, 2022 by nexxie

[iwantcookies]

https://people.com/parents/kourtney-kardashian-travis-barker-ivf-update-egg-retrieval-1-good-follicle-the-kardashians/

Let’s hope these 2 don’t have a kid.

[LegalParrot81]

9 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

https://people.com/parents/kourtney-kardashian-travis-barker-ivf-update-egg-retrieval-1-good-follicle-the-kardashians/

Let’s hope these 2 don’t have a kid.

If Kris has commanded they figure out a way to have kids to improve ratings.....a kid or kids they will have.  (dripping sarcasm) 

 

[Maya]

12 hours ago, GaT said:

So Penelope cried when she found out Kourtney & Travis got engaged, nice that someone in the family feels the same as the rest of us. 

Funniest comment I saw on Facebook: “She’s probably afraid of him. He looks like a corpse.”