Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

How much weed has he smoked since getting out?

[Pepper Mostly]

Well you can really see that these two have a deep intellectual and spiritual bond. Why, for five minutes they couldn't stop talking. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here comes the sexy time music. <sigh>

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The house is a little plain, says a man who spent two years in solitary.  The sense of entitlement of these guys. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

How much weed has he smoked since getting out?

All of it. All the weed. 

[Doublemint]

Who knew Antoine practices chivalry.  The man sleeps closest to the door - But the room's plain, but "better than the hole".

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The house is a little plain, says a man who spent two years in solitary.  The sense of entitlement of these guys. 

Wonder if he's going to go inspect the stove. 

[WaltersHair]

The Vice Squad should be all over this: a drink in one hand, blunt in the other and a rent a babe on the couch.

[Keywestclubkid]

Not counting all those close mouth kisses in prison huh 

[Floatingbison]

Antoine thinks:  she doesn't kiss as good as Bubba.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Antoine's grandma is a partier, too!  Seems like he'd rather be tossing back a few with them than spend time with Lacey.

[Gobi]

This show should come with vomit bags.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The cold ice cream hurts Raydean’s “teeth.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Here comes the sexy time music. <sigh>

Aaaaaand, mark your Bingo cards! "Throws out camera crew so they can bang".

[SemiCharmedLife]

Marshmallows are soft enough for Raydean to chew.

[goofygirl]

Let's see now.... Antoine just got out of PRISON and yet, here he is, on national television, smoking a fattie.  I know it's legal in Washington but still... And that HAT is waaayyy large!  He's now making out with Lacey, so apparently; the drug use is only bad when his Mother does them.

RayDean's getting some marble  slab ice cream.  Is she getting some for her "true love"??? Rick, you are HOPELESS in the RaeDean department.  Give it a rest.

[Pepper Mostly]

Raydean wants marshmallows because those choppers would disintegrate if they encountered nuts. 

Edited April 9, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

What the fuck is with his fingernails? Clip that shit. 

[Gobi]

What flavor ice cream did she get, meth chocolate?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick is giving Raydean some prison vet advice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Raydean looks wasted in that picture. 

She feels "out of place". She'd probably feel better if she had some new clothes and maybe a mani-pedi. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Gobi said:

What flavor ice cream did she get, meth chocolate?

pistachio and fentynal

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick: You’re so beautiful.

Raydean toothlessly smiles.

And......scene.....

[Pepper Mostly]

Rick: You are so beautiful

Pepper Mostly: Rick, tomorrow morning call your doctor and schedule an eye exam. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

A reminder:  Jokes about prison sex are okay.  Jokes about rape are never okay.  Let's stay on the right side of the line.

[Keywestclubkid]

These people and BAD skin … ugh 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Raydean looks wasted in that picture. 

She feels "out of place". She'd probably feel better if she had some new clothes and maybe a mani-pedi. 

Don't forget the false eyelashes!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin is a hunk. 🤣🤣🤣

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Caveman Kevin took his club and hunted for bacon and eggs.  Later Tiffany will forage for the clan.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tiffany's affect is so flat. No matter what she says, she says it with exactly the same inflection. "I love scrambled eggs." "We had sex and it was good" 

[goofygirl]

Hot diggity dog.  Kevin bagged another chick.  He's so proud.  When's Kayla coming back around?  Day after tomorrow??

Nope. RIGHT NOW!!

Edited April 9, 2022 by goofygirl

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kevin is a hunk. 🤣🤣🤣

Hunk a hunk of burnin' love!  (Yeah, he needs to get that checked out...)

[Auntie Anxiety]

TV trays. ✔️

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kevin is a hunk. 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, but a hunk of WHAT?

[Keywestclubkid]

Aww I missed crazy Kayla 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Hot diggity dog.  Kevin bagged another chick.  He's so proud.  When's Kaylah coming back around?  Day after tomorrow??

He'll put another notch in his club and add a stick figure to his cave painting. 

[Gobi]

Uh-oh, Kayla's back. Alley Oops!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin, no one is forcing you to answer Kayla’s calls.

[Keywestclubkid]

Is it Sunday? Shouldn’t you be watching your programs and fucking? 

[Floatingbison]

are we going to ignore his platinum neck chain?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I thought the dog was a Great Dane but it is a pit bull. Of course. 

[Gobi]

Wait, is Chazz proposing to Aaron?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kevin is working hard to convince us that he is desirable.  It is not working.  Not. Working. 

[Keywestclubkid]

She gonna pick the heroine/meth ex bf with the picked over scabby forehead and this poor little metro sexual is gonna be dropped like the empty baggy from last night that was ripped open and licked clean… I hope I’m wrong but this shows track record I’d put money on it 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

are we going to ignore his platinum neck chain?

I've been trying to. I admit I've not been completely successful.

[Doublemint]

Kayla's in for a surprise, it's only a matter of time.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Wait, is Chazz proposing to Aaron?

TALK about a twist! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She gonna pick the heroine/meth ex bf with the picked over scabby forehead and this poor little metro sexual is gonna be dropped like the empty baggy from last night that was ripped open and licked clean… I hope I’m wrong but this shows track record I’d put money on it 

I hope you are right...Save Chazz!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean issad that she has to go back to the halfway house because it wasn’t her fault that she landed in jail to begin with.

[goofygirl]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes, but a hunk of WHAT?

Hunk o poop!

Uh oh.... Is Rick kicking RaeDean to the curb right now on the way back to the halfway house??  I LOVE IT!

They always get back to the money don't they??  Like RaeDean is pissed off that Rick's talking about MONEY.  Jeeby.  Stupid ass.  Both of them.  Ate UP with the dumbass!!

And speaking of the dumbass:  Chazz worries me.  Or should I say Chazz's WELFARE worries me.  What with the old BF there... A couple of dogs... A sister... And poor old Chazz has his umbrella and some flower a nice lady gave him while waiting at the prison door.  He could get his ass kicked!

Edited April 9, 2022 by goofygirl