Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

Indie, time to leave and let this idiot crash and burn on his own. You have a daughter to think of.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That they put this trashy piece of shit on TV boggles my mind.

I’m roaring. And sadly, much too self-aware!

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Mama Raydean wearing her coat? 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That they put this trashy piece of shit on TV boggles my mind.

Years ago when they first put her on TV I called her trash and got ripped to shreds on another board for not embracing real America. Sorry if that’s “real America” I’m out...

[Pepper Mostly]

"This is my opportunity with Rick to clean out his bank account". 

[Gobi]

She could use rope as dental floss.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean, just make sure to stick around long enough to get those dental implants out of Rick. Then, and only then, would a real manipulator have done what she came for.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raydean is brushing her tooth.

☠️ 

[WaltersHair]

I think Mama June was a fad. Like batwing sweaters. Both bad looks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine is quite a catch. How did Lacey get so lucky?

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raydean is brushing her tooth.

Raydean says:  remember, only brush the teeth you want to keep.

[kacesq]

Wow this guy is really unattractive...this is the cougar’s prize?

[For Cereals]

Catching up but does Chaz have hair replacement and does he remind anyone else of the serial killer husband based on the BTK killer in that Stephen King movie/novella?  Just me?

[Pepper Mostly]

God, he looks like a lowlife thug. Mama is right. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine wants to stop at the local Burger King to get some food for his halfway housemates.

[Gobi]

Chicken teriyaki? Hasn't she heard of waffles?

[Pepper Mostly]

She hands him a box of chicken teriyaki and he looked as if she handed him a box of live spiders. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Lesson learned:  don't bring my prisoner honey special food when I pick him up.  It's just going to be a heart break.

[WaltersHair]

I want real teriyaki, from Panda, yo

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Antoine is quite a catch. How did Lacey get so lucky?

She thought she was auditioning for The Bachelor.

[Pepper Mostly]

I will die laughing if Antoine takes off with her car while she's inside. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I want some of what Antoine was smoking. He looks wasted. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I want to stop by my mom's, I'm jonesing for a few boilermakers"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chicken teriyaki > chicken balls

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Chicken teriyaki? Hasn't she heard of waffles?

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother having Covid=she was too hungover from drinking all night but didn’t want to admit it

[Gobi]

She doesn't have covid, she's just drinking Coronas.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I want to stop by my mom's, I'm jonesing for a few boilermakers"

Dead.

[Maybeitsme]

Is Arron kin to Raydean?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that Great Dane supposed to be scary? Because they are one of the sweetest breeds ever.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tiffany can't meet anyone's eye. 

[kacesq]

Kevin seems to have a clue here. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

She's lying.  She likes the look of Kevin's car and didn't like the look of Kurtis eating the concrete.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to make a appointment for a diamond chest tattoo. It’s fetching.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tiffany can't meet anyone's eye. 

Drugs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany really knows how to sling the bullshit.

[Pepper Mostly]

I don't even know what to do with Tiffany's story. I'm gawping like some kind of tropical fish.

[Floatingbison]

Parole for 15 years. ... good luck with that.

[Gobi]

Call me crazy, but I think they're in it for the long run.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Is the Alamo new???

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Kevin seems to have a clue here. 

That's why he was successful in his quest to be Alpha.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tiffany really knows how to sling the bullshit.

She slings it fast and furious, but she's far from convincing. 

[WaltersHair]

I'm sorryeeeee

[kacesq]

These people shacking up with people they don’t know. I just can’t. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Call me crazy, but I think they're in it for the long run.

I haven't seen a relationship this strong since Kanye and Kim got together.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“The caveman learned how to domesticate tiny dogs which helped him to ward off rats and other vermin.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Kevin is FUNNY? He has a great PERSONALITY? This girl slings the bullshit all right. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Why is this delusional fool rushing into marriage???

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh good, I hope we'll get lots of footage of Chazz loitering for hours outside the jailhouse. That's always riveting. 

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Why is this delusional fool rushing into marriage???

Getting married appears to be a hobby of his. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz is such a sentimental romantic.

[Gobi]

Spazz and Branflake are in the running to be my favorite couple. They're so ridiculous.