Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve been watching 1883. It’s so beautifully filmed.

The scenery is amazing 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

e big pink thing

Reminds me of the shower poofs I bought at Home Goods today.

[Empress1]

Latisha creeps me the fuck out.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

This guy is a nervous pooper, too—running to the restroom with this line of questioning! Oh, he just ran out the door. 

Poop talk. Damn.

[WaltersHair]

This woman is just a tad more pathetic than Savannah

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

This woman is just a tad more pathetic than Savannah

And Savannah has set the Pathetic Bar really, really high. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

This woman is just a tad more pathetic than Savannah

That’s like being the biggest shrimp.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Latisha creeps me the fuck out.

what happens when hes not in jail no more will he still be her fetish?

[Pepper Mostly]

@Gobi, how's your wrist? Are you fully healed and at 100% fit to snark?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

what happens when hes not in jail no more will he still be her fetish?

Before or after he robs the company blind? 

[JenE4]

You know what they say, there’s nothing sexier than watching someone eat a Hot Pocket. I think it’s the deep breathing and huffing after biting into the molten cheese and sauce. It’s a segue food into the ever popular eating spaghetti off your partner’s body.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what happens when hes not in jail no more will he still be her fetish?

Stay tuned for the next season of Love After Lockup!

Edited August 19, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[goofygirl]

I SWEAR, that green wig is what my hair used to look like if I didn't rinse off after the pool!

[Pepper Mostly]

OH NOES! There's an issue with his release! Who could have predicted this? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka is going to see her bank account reduced by $3000 in 3…2…..1

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

@Gobi, how's your wrist? Are you fully healed and at 100% fit to snark?

Wrist is about 85% - 90%. No more cast but still some pain, minor swelling, etc. Thanks for asking. 

[WaltersHair]

She gave up her fake eyelash business for you, dude.

[Keywestclubkid]

Transfer her hotel? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So does this mean that Raneka’s daughters aren’t going to have a better future after all? Because she loves them more than anything.

[goofygirl]

Uh Renecka.... YOU are a complete and total MORON.  Just sayin'.

[Pepper Mostly]

Does the light dawn on Raneka NOW? Probably not. 

[Ladystardust]

He went back to jail before even getting out of jail. That's gotta be a record for this show.

[JenE4]

Conspiracy to commit a felony? No worries. You can be a tax consultant if/when she brings the $3000 2 hours away to bail you out.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Does the light dawn on Raneka NOW? Probably not. 

I blame the wig.

[Keywestclubkid]

he talked to someone about selling drugs I mean thats not that hard to understand 

[Gobi]

Conspiring to enter into a conspiracy.

[Ladystardust]

Stalking. You mean you're stalking her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is he lurking around the restaurant like some weird creepy stalker? 

Edited August 19, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

Sideshow Bob in da house!

[Keywestclubkid]

elaborate ... girl who the fuck are you? why are you speaking to her that way ,,, you psychotic stalker 

[Empress1]

This friend needs a damn life.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is Kerok lurking around the restaurant like some weird creepy stalker? 

Because he is?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kerok should just take a page out of Brandan and Mary’s book if he’s so worried about her whereabouts.

[Keywestclubkid]

you know god damn well where she is going you are following her like a freak 

[WaltersHair]

Who was the chick that tried to put cameras in grandma's house? This is just like that

[Empress1]

I wouldn’t even entertain this conversation. 

[Pepper Mostly]

This guy has watched way too many police procedural shows. "We need you to be honest here. Help us to help you." 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s hang out so I don’t have to stalk you.

[Pepper Mostly]

This guy might as well have "CREEP" stamped on his forehead. 

[Keywestclubkid]

with absolutely no evidence she knows!!!!!! ugh 

[goofygirl]

These poor kids of these nutjobs.  They're gonna be screwed up for life.

Did I miss something  with Big Pink and SUPERMAX??  I had to poop!  I'm awfully nervous.

Edited August 19, 2023 by goofygirl

[Ladystardust]

Britany is sneaky? You're the one hiding in the bushes outside her house. Creep.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This guy has watched way too many police procedural shows. "We need you to be honest here. Help us to help you." 

My favorite is "Did there come a time..." Every lawyer show ever.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

My favorite is "Did there come a time..." Every lawyer show ever.

In season three of "Staged" they use the phrase "is there a version of this where...?" Its hilarious and I am trying like mad to work it into my regular lexicon. 

Pancake pillow? What the actual fuck? I do not want to build a pillow like some sort of Lego. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This guy might as well have "CREEP" stamped on his forehead. 

I think it's tattooed on his neck.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gracie looks like she ate a bad clam. 

[Empress1]

Gracie looks MISERABLE.

[Elizzikra]

Quote

In season three of "Staged" they use the phrase "is there a version of this where...?" Its hilarious and I am trying like mad to work it into my regular lexicon. 

I have an acquaintance who often asks "is there a world in which???" For example, "is there a world in which we can ask the neighbors not to have backyard parties in the summertime?" or "Is there a world in which we can negotiate with our other neighbors to share the cost of building a fence between our yards?"

Right now I'm asking whether there is a world in which I can finish my dinner without the dogs driving me mad?

[goofygirl]

Uh oh....  Mr Cop had to poop at the prison!  And now.... Brittany's not talking.  Time to go, bro.

[Gobi]

Another bathroom break? That has to be a record for one episode.