Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Oh, goody.  Gabby's my favorite.  Wait, is that her name?  $30k wedding dress/bottle service girl?

Yep!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

That dog is gorgeous 

Sadly, Great Danes have a relatively short life span. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Talsey calls and tells Sativa that there’s a problem. Wow! That has NEVER happened before on this show.

Talsey's two baby mamas and his side chick are all throwing down in the parking lot. 

[For Cereals]

Does Max’s friend not know how to reconnect the sectional?

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She lost her pussy? It's always in the last place you look.

I heard that one from the other room.  My bachelor brain immediately thought, "I'll help you look for it."

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Max's incel dateless friend is throwing major shade.

Seriously.  He is such an instigator!

[candall]

"Neal, Max's incel friend."

Lol, you got me with that one.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Oh, goody.  Gabby's my favorite.  Wait, is that her name?  $30k wedding dress/bottle service girl?

I have been waiting for Gabby with bated breath. 

What, more Max?? NOOOOOOOOO. 

Pathetic dude can't even ride a fucking scooter. Jesus. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Max must have been dropped on his head multiple times throughout his childhood. There’s no other explanation.

[OoogleEyes]

OMG. He can't ride a SCOOTER? Sweet baby jeebus 

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sadly, Great Danes have a relatively short life span. 

I know. And Harlequins all the more. 

[JenE4]

To be fair, Max’s shoulders are like 7 times broader than the average man—his center of gravity is all discombobulated.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Max's skincare routine seems to be making his skin translucent.  If we did not see him out in sunlight, I would think he was a vampire. 

[goofygirl]

Yep, that's her.  In all her glorious hideousness!!!  I can't wait for the brother to shut her DOWN!!

How FUN!!

[Empress1]

She’s never met her fiancé’s brother?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby needs to get the real dope (heh) on her fiancé. 

[OoogleEyes]

I am SO HAPPY she got all dressed up for this meeting. 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Max's skincare routine seems to be making his skin translucent.  If we did not see him out in sunlight, I would think he was a vampire. 

I died 🤣  dead y'all dead

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does Gabby think Chris' brother is going to narc on him? 

[Gobi]

Are they speaking English?

[Empress1]

That “from what I know” is a good loophole.

Just now, Gobi said:

Are they speaking English?

They’re so New York.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She loves Chris like she's never loved anyone before.  She has also been engaged 6000 times. 

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Max's skincare routine seems to be making his skin translucent.  If we did not see him out in sunlight, I would think he was a vampire. 

 I was thinking about that the last episode when he was sitting on that rooftock deck drinking. He is so white, I would not be surprised if he if he didn't explode into flames

Edited February 5, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Gabby, don't talk smack about a guy's mother to his face! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby, you can take your chances against Chris’s mother but you aren’t going to win. Guaranteed. Take it to the bank.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Gabby, don't talk smack about a guy's mother to his face! 

She has NO HOME TRAINING. I’d be so embarrassed to have raised her.

[For Cereals]

All these idiots demanding respect…

[goofygirl]

KISSING your ass or KICKING your ass Gabby?  You are cruisin' for a bruisin' from Mama.  Just say'n.

[Gobi]

Not since "My Dinner with Andre" has there been such scintillating conversation!

[candall]

I guess Steven got the brains in the fams.  I wonder how he feels about his brother forking over some $60k to this nutty little bunhead.

[Empress1]

… I admire Santiba’s confidence.

[Pepper Mostly]

I am positively giddy at the prospect of Santiba's inevitable disappointment. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sativa reminds me of my ex’s sister. No self-awareness whatsoever.

[Floatingbison]

Telsy has a ciggie going in that fishing pic.  Not a big deal, just something I noticed

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Not since "My Dinner with Andre" has there been such scintillating conversation!

I live for the witty repartee on this show. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess Sativa doesn’t have to be so worried about seeing Talsey after all.

[candall]

The dreaded paperwork postponement.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Santiba apparently does not understand she could wash her clothes rather than buying more.

[goofygirl]

Lort. Sativa is one major moron, isn't she?  Time to shut it all down girl.  Try again later.

[candall]

"And I'll put a big gazebo in the back and bring a native wiseman and a bunch of sage!"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

The dreaded paperwork postponement.

Its just so strange that this happens so often on this show! What a coincidence!

[JenE4]

Santiba, what are you doing walking away from the production lights and cameras—you finally have some action to film. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Indie's lashes are so long I'm afraid a bird is going to try to perch on them. 

[Empress1]

So Harry must be getting out since Indie & fam are going to be on Love After Lockup.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh good Indie's going to be on the mothership as well.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

The dreaded paperwork postponement.

Because we haven’t seen that happen innumerable times before.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, candall said:

"And I'll put a big gazebo in the back and bring a native wiseman and a bunch of sage!"

John, is that you?

Seriously this show needs to be two hours. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

So Harry must be getting out since Indie & fam are going to be on Love After Lockup.

This is going to be EPIC.

[goofygirl]

What SIZE are those eyelashes poor old Indie is wearing??  They look fake! I mean, REALLY fake, fake.  Not sure she can even see through those things!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

John, is that you?

Seriously this show needs to be two hours. 

It really does.   This show just flies by every Friday.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Indie's lashes are so long I'm afraid a bird is going to try to perch on them. 

Wearing glasses is totally out of the question.

Why would anyone worry about Indie exposing her little girl to a hardened criminal that she knows nothing about? Geez.