Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Buzz is being a buzzkill right now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Buzz. Don't let us down. Dish out some tough love. Haley needs a wake up call. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What the hell is that in the middle of the table?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Buzz called Paul Drake in and got the goods on Dalton.

[candall]

Buzz kill.

[Floatingbison]

Buzz looks a little like David Crosby from some angles.

[Elizzikra]

Cruella Neville really needs to listen to this very nice man who is trying to keep her from losing every nickel she has.

OMG THE GREAT DANE!!!

Edited February 5, 2022 by Elizzikra

[Pepper Mostly]

Haley comes to Jesus. Hallelujah!

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Is Sativa aware that her carefully designed coiffure creates a huge bald spot at the front of her scalp?

I wonder if her natural hair color is light? I had a friend who was blonde & colored her hair black for a while, and she stopped because she looked like she was balding when her roots grew in.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It occurs to Haley that she put convict boy ahead of her own child.  Every non-con on this show should hear that and really think about it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley worked hard on her acting skills for her crying scene. She really sold it.

[Gobi]

I feel sorry for Haley, she just seems naive, not delusional like the others.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Is Hayley going to get a bill for the legwork that Buzz, Esq. did?

No doubt 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

No doubt 

Oh, I know. As someone who has used a lawyer, unless they tell you that they’re helping you pro bono or on contingency, you should assume everything costs. (Which I’m not mad at. When you work you should get paid.)

Edited February 5, 2022 by Empress1

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I need Haley to commit a little less to the whole black/white theme. Last week she had a matching sweater, this week a matching manicure. It's nokay girl, we know you did something unusual to your hair. You don't need to keep reminding us.

[candall]

Wait.  Someone has been receptive to a wake up call proffered by a smarter friend or associate?  WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHING?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I feel sorry for Haley, she just seems naive, not delusional like the others.

I do too. She seems like a sweet person, and seems to be a good mother and she works hard. Naive and too trusting, but not an idiot. (looking at you, Indie).

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I feel sorry for Haley, she just seems naive, not delusional like the others.

I'm wondering if there wasn't a brain injury as a result of the car accident. If so....these people are really despicable for putting this all on reality TV

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda got the dirt on Dalton before she turned her eye on Indie’s inmate.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'm wondering if there wasn't a brain injury as a result of the car accident. If so....these people are really despicable for putting this all on reality TV

I’ve wondered this too. She’s very childlike.

[Pepper Mostly]

I suspect that this "detective" feller is very active in his local community theater.

[Empress1]

Seriously, everybody in Indie’s life seems to have sense. What happened to Indie?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sounds like Harry has a long history of charity work crime.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nor-torious? 

[Gobi]

When Harry Met Indie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Seriously, everybody in Indie’s life seems to have sense. What happened to Indie?

There's always one. 

[candall]

The Heartless Felons?

Don't bury the lead, boys.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great Danes are really good dogs. Much too good for this asshole.

[Empress1]

LORD, here comes Patrick Bateman.

Good for his fuck buddy/roommate for kicking him out.

Edited February 5, 2022 by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, look, here's Max being adorably incompetent! He can't even use an iron! I'm chuckling warmly over. here. 

Edited February 5, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[candall]

Max, the freakazoid.

I can't.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a coincidence that Tara called while the cameras were there.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Nor-torious? 

Noir-torious

[For Cereals]

Harry = Tekashi 99 Cents Store…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Such a surprise, she calls when the cameras are there. 🙄

[Gobi]

Let me get this straight - Tara ghosts him, so he drops the hot roommate and looks for another inmate? SMH.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Tara's out of money, it seems. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley would love Max’s dog. Fits with her harlequin motif.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Max makes my skin crawl.

[Elizzikra]

I want that dog so bad. He is wise. He's waggling his eyebrows at all the bullshit going around.

Whew. Max's potential date just dodged a bullet.

Edited February 5, 2022 by Elizzikra

[Empress1]

This is so fucking gross.

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm wondering if there wasn't a brain injury as a result of the car accident. If so....these people are really despicable for putting this all on reality TV

That's what I thought.  Even if it wasn't the car accident I think she wasn't so bright to begin with. She only recognized this guy as someone popular from high school, but I don't think he knew who she was. Still she wanted to be with him, a felon. Not smart 

[Pepper Mostly]

Max: You know what's good for anxiety? Massages. And I'll have you know I'm quite good!

Pepper Mostly: Sleep will be a stranger to me now after hearing this. Thanks.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Great Danes are really good dogs. Much too good for this asshole.

That dog is gorgeous 

[Gobi]

She lost her pussy? It's always in the last place you look.

[Pepper Mostly]

Max's derp face is epic.

[JenE4]

Max’s date is probably waiting for him down at the local TGI Friday’s.

[Floatingbison]

Max's incel dateless friend is throwing major shade.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Talsey calls and tells Sativa that there’s a problem. Wow! That has NEVER happened before on this show.

[candall]

Oh, goody.  Gabby's my favorite.  Wait, is that her name?  $30k wedding dress/bottle service girl?