Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

When someone makes her decisions based upon the advice of a psychic, I’d ask if the psychic ever made a wrong prediction. End of discussion.

[Elizzikra]

One bedroom for $590??? Dayum - that's not bad.

[Empress1]

$590 is dirt cheap, but I’ve heard that Canton isn’t that nice.

[Gobi]

"Like, so like, how like, much like, you know, like like you know? Like, right, like?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, hookedontv said:

If we all took shots each time she says “like” we would be in the hospital. 
 

We'd never be able to down them fast enough. 

She hasn't even looked into what the average rents are, potential jobs? I cannot even.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Harry’s sister is like “Do not think for a second you are bringing your whole family up in my house.”

Seriously, I already like Harry's sister. She got none of the looks, but probably the smarts.

[Elizzikra]

I mean - they aren't talking about kids. They are talking about like kids. Totally different thing.

Morticia moves quick when she is spoiling for a fight.

Edited February 5, 2022 by Elizzikra

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cat fight in 3.....2.......1

[Empress1]

Everybody in Indie’s life is like “indie is a straight fool.”

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Seriously, I already like Harry's sister. She got none of the looks, but probably the smarts.

“I think Indie is a little crazy.” I love her.

Is any hair getting done in this salon?!

[Gobi]

The sister has Indie's number.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

$590 is dirt cheap, but I’ve heard that Canton isn’t that nice.

Hey, it *does* have a baseball? football? Hall of Fame 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai? Arrested for acts of violence? I’m shocked.

[JenE4]

Oh. My. God. Tai nearly flattened a patron of this fine establishment.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's planning to bring something to hurt her... a couple of big, beefy guys with arms like legs and no sense of humor.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tai, take out your hoops if you are going to throw down. 
Ooh, arrested for "acts of violence."

[candall]

TAKE OFF THOSE HOOPS!  It's killing me, just watching your little paper thin earlobes getting stretched and pulled down while you're sitting in the damn CHAIR.

[hookedontv]

12 years! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Boston says that she and Hottie are exclusive.

Me: Exclusive what?

[Empress1]

Boston is 27? So she’s been with Hottie since she was 15? And if she’s 27, it’s been a hard road.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hottie is not eating ANY CAKE. HE IS IN JAIL. 

[Empress1]

WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING OVER A DUDE IN JAIL?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Boston is an old 27. If that’s even a thing.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

TAKE OFF THOSE HOOPS!  It's killing me, just watching your little paper thin earlobes getting stretched and pulled down while you're sitting in the damn CHAIR.

Seriously, all you need to do is reach out and snag those hoops.  🙄

Edited February 5, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Gobi]

"Plan with your head, not your vagina." Words of wisdom. Marcus Aurelius, I believe.

Edited February 5, 2022 by Gobi

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Boston is an old 27. If that’s even a thing.

Boston is proof that there is such a thing.

 

[JenE4]

Boston’s been Hottie’s woman for 12 years?!? Why didn’t she just tell Tai that—you’re the sidechick, Tai, not me. Plus Tai has another dozen men in her rolladex.

[candall]

Sativa is not a woman who shies away from the words 'my vagina.'

[Gobi]

Just now, candall said:

Sativa is not a woman who shies away from the words 'my vagina.'

🎶Muh muh muh my vagina!🎵

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sativa should just roll herself a blunt and chill.

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hottie is not eating ANY CAKE. HE IS IN JAIL. 

I’m certain we’ve seen someone make a prison cake recipe out of coffee creamer, sprite, and some other godawful concoction.

[hookedontv]

I cannot STAND Santiba!! Her vocal fry, her juvenile hair, and her stupidity. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Boston’s been Hottie’s woman for 12 years?!? Why didn’t she just tell Tai that—you’re the sidechick, Tai, not me. Plus Tai has another dozen men in her rolladex.

Right? Where does Tai get off, clambering up on her high horse? Putting aside that they're all just insanely stupid, squabbling over convicts. 

Just now, candall said:

Sativa is not a woman who shies away from the words 'my vagina.'

She wants to remind everyone that she is a Modern Liberated Woman who has a healthy relationship with her private parts. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

🚨🚨🚨🚨Cringe alert.

[candall]

"A third-party facility."  This bish cracks me up.  🤣

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sativa should just roll herself a blunt and chill.

Isn't there some strain of weed called sativa?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

I’m certain we’ve seen someone make a prison cake recipe out of coffee creamer, sprite, and some other godawful concoction.

Nilla wafers.  

[hookedontv]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants to remind everyone that she is a Modern Liberated Woman who has a healthy relationship with her private parts. 

Santiba probably thinks she’s “empowered.”

You know, like Darcey. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Isn't there some strain of weed called sativa?

Bingo! Hahaha

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Isn't there some strain of weed called sativa?

Cannabis sativa.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh Sativa, that ain't a fantasy, that's a delusion.

[Empress1]

Wait, Talsey had kids?!

[Elizzikra]

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I cannot STAND Santiba!! Her vocal fry, her juvenile hair, and her stupidity. 

She would be so much better looking if she laid off the heavy makeup and went with a lighter hair color. It's all just aging her...

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Isn't there some strain of weed called sativa?

It sounds like an artificial sweetener.

Edited February 5, 2022 by Elizzikra

[Pepper Mostly]

"She wants to know how I'm doing!" she squeals. Girl. "How are you" is pretty standard social intercourse. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sativa found herself a real catch.

Buzz, give it to her straight. 

[Floatingbison]

Buzz in da house!

[Gobi]

If her lawyer insults her, would that be a Buzz cut?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Buzz, the best person in Haley's life.

[Empress1]

Is Hayley going to get a bill for the legwork that Buzz, Esq. did?

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Buzz in da house!

Whoo hoo!

[candall]

Is Sativa aware that her carefully designed coiffure creates a huge bald spot at the front of her scalp?