90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[kacesq]

Ugh I thought we were done with Family Pedro.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fuck. I thought we were done with those nasty harridans!

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good it’s the hypocrite Nicole and her slag mother

[Quof]

I wonder if TLC gets a volume discount on those eyelashes? How long do they last, how often do they have to be reapplied? 

[Pepper Mostly]

So how was everyone's Juneteenth? I had a very busy, stressful week last week and did I ever enjoy sitting around, resting, sitting around some more, and smoking on my porch. Man I'm tired. And I'm cooking all day tomorrow. No rest for the wicked.

[LEILANI2]

This is so boring, I don't think Scott and Pedro's mother were ever in any relationship, both just agreed to play along to get on the show.

[Pepper Mostly]

I would like to place the Derricos on an ice floe in the North Atlantic with a few rabid wolverines. 

[Mr. Miner]

Two chicken heads getting a pedicure.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I would like to place the Derricos on an ice floe in the North Atlantic with a few rabid wolverines. 

I haven't watched them since the first season after I found out they're scammers but I always thought the dad and that 'kid' he rescued are lovers.

[judylo]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

This is so boring, I don't think Scott and Pedro's mother were ever in any relationship, both just agreed to play along to get on the show.

Maybe, but I don’t think Lidia is that good of an actress. Ditto her horrible daughter.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lidia, you and your daughter are as obnoxious as ever, friggin’ hosebeasts.

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

But…you do think you are better than them.

It's a plumbing thing, nothing personal. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Matthew, there are plenty of green card seeking women fish in the sea.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I haven't watched them since the first season after I found out they're scammers but I always thought the dad and that 'kid' he rescued are lovers.

They are scammers?? What did I miss? 

[kacesq]

Oh honey…I don’t think you have to worry about him meeting someone…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ana’s dream of getting to America marrying Matthew in the near future is dashed.

Edited June 20, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Ana's all, "Well, I will attempt to hide my disappointment as I tuck into a fancy expensive dinner. Waiter! Champagne!"

[judylo]

“For Ana and I.” Cringe. Also, an MSNBC anchor today said “newFOUNDland.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh honey…I don’t think you have to worry about him meeting someone…

Well, I don't know. Carlos is available. No way Matt's a top.

Just now, judylo said:

“For Ana and I.” Cringe. Also, an MSNBC anchor today said “newFOUNDland.”

Heresy! It's NewfoundLAND. @sainte-chapelle, back me up. 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, I don't know. Carlos is available. No way Matt's a top.

He's the bottom the two tops need in the relationship.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

“For Ana and I.” Cringe. Also, an MSNBC anchor today said “newFOUNDland.”

Connie Schultz, a writer I love, used "flaunt" instead of "flout" and I felt personally betrayed. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, I don't know. Carlos is available. No way Matt's a top.

Heresy! It's NewfoundLAND. @sainte-chapelle, back me up. 

I do I do…my dad used to say NewfenLAND, he was born and raised there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess they no longer teach grammar and punctuation in school. It’s maddening.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I do I do…my dad used to say NewfenLAND, he was born and raised there.

I know! We're probably related! Your dad was from Bell Island, right? That's a hop skip and a jump from Freshwater, where my dad's people are from. 

[LEILANI2]

I just realized these couples on Paradise are the leftovers that didn't make the cut for the 'main' shows.  Their stories are boring as hell.

[Suzywriter]

There isn't a  real couple on any of the 90-day flowchart right now. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I just realized these couples on Paradise are the leftovers that didn't make the cut for the 'main' shows.  Their stories are boring as hell.

April is moderately amusing in her crazy. The rest? Snooze. 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

There isn't a  real couple on any of the 90-day flowchart right now. 

Put Nicole 'she's big a little bit' on Single life or something.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I know! We're probably related! Your dad was from Bell Island, right? That's a hop skip and a jump from Freshwater, where my dad's people are from. 

Yes..good old Bell Island. Very close to Freshwater. We are probably third cousins twice removed 😂 when my dad used to talk to my Uncle I had no clue what they were saying…the accent and slang came right back

Edited June 20, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Every time I see Jessica on my screen I want to smack her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Where is she getting all this scratch to go on cruises to spy on her boy toy? 

[kacesq]

More forced family moments in front of cameras…awesome.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Its going to be so cold when we get home". She's a real ray of sunshine, isn't she? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

A few days after they leave, Juan comes to his senses.

[judylo]

Juan “got used to” the boys.

[kacesq]

Jessica is not allowing anything to get in the way of her fantasy. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, judylo said:

Juan “got used to” the boys.

Or just got used. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Dawson's crying. Quelle surprise. 

[kacesq]

Oh FFS get on the plane already. Take your fake eyelashes whiny voices and go.

[sainte-chapelle]

I just realized that Juan reminds me of an old colleague who died young ( early 20s) in a motorcycle accident so I have a soft spot for him.

Edited June 20, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Mr. Miner]

Juan was seen leaving the airport fist pumping and doing cartwheels.

 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A few days after they leave, Juan comes to his senses.

He'll be busy flirting for tips and promenade deep in middle aged attention seeking women at his work.

[Pepper Mostly]

I can't wait to see her on the cruise, sitting at the bar, sipping a mocktail and looking daggers at every woman in the place. Fun!

[LEILANI2]

I forgot Jessica's back story, did the boy's father die or just divorced or absent?

[kacesq]

I kinda love Valentin for ghosting this chick.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Valentin ghosted April. Love seeing her being humiliated! 

[kacesq]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I forgot Jessica's back story, did the boy's father die or just divorced or absent?

I think divorced. Not sure if he’s absent.

[Shelbie]

It makes sense to me he would ghost her. She is massively annoying.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't wait to see her on the cruise, sitting at the bar, sipping a mocktail and looking daggers at every woman in the place. Fun!

We should get Joe Kenda on that cruise because there is about to be a murder 

[Suzywriter]

Jessica and Juan are both 29? I thought they were like 36 and 23.