90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[judylo]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

How cute is Odin? Sweet little thing.

Super cute! Poor thing.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Man pays zero in child support. 🤢

Spoiler

He married someone else so I doubt she will ever see a dime. Though I also heard that when he broke up with her she denied him access to Odin. She is very vindictive.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

  Reveal spoiler

He married someone else so I doubt she will ever see a dime. Though I also heard that when he broke up with her she denied him access to Odin. She is very vindictive.

 

She is delusional.

[goofygirl]

Hate to tell you Sherlon, but this little babymomma will take Odin wherever she feels like taking him!  You live in two different countries,, sir!

Also,  if you do what she tells you to do, SHE'LL HAVE YOUR BALLS IN HER PURSE.  

Choose.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Goofballs in Paradise.

[kacesq]

Oh God can we get some new storylines? I’m so tired of the women on social media crap…

[Hotel Snarker]

Does Danielle really think his friends are going to tell her the truth?

[kacesq]

Oh Danielle…I kinda think you want the drama.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is it a problem? You also barely told a soul you stumpy troll doll

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is so boring that I can’t even snark.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why are you going to marry someone you do not trust?

[kacesq]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Why are you going to marry someone you do not trust?

Ha! All the idiots on this show do…

[sainte-chapelle]

I have a friend like Danielle…lives for drama, never happy, always looking for issues even when there are none etc

Edited December 27, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

Why are you marrying this dude?

[kacesq]

Why haven’t they figured out their living arrangement yet?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Why are you going to marry someone you do not trust?

Because these people think that once they are married, everything will magically change. Or something.

[kacesq]

I hope this is the end for Sister Wives. I’m so tired of seeing Kadouche. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why are you going to marry someone you do not trust?

On this show? That’s cute.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think I would want to sleep with a 20 something….just…ewww no.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t think I would want to sleep with a 20 something….just…ewww no.

So i take it that you’re not a cougar MILF who doesn’t realize that people aren’t laughing with you, but at you?

[sainte-chapelle]

Grange looks like she already gained some weight 

[Hotel Snarker]

Danielle JUST told her friends too!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carlos, Valentine and his ego don't have room for you in their relationship.

[Hotel Snarker]

Carlos. Love. Don’t take a gay man to a gay bar and get mad when he dances. He’s American. He’s not used to your conservative gay bars….

[goofygirl]

Go ahead and fly your flag, Valentine!  Just because you're in another country you know nothing about, you think Carlos just wants to CONTROL you.

DUMBASS!

[tvrox]

Ugh Shut up Valantine! You should not be telling a gay man in another country (a conservative country at that) to be "more gay." That's his decision!! 

[Frozendiva]

Valentine, you are in a foreign country. Things there are not LA.

[goofygirl]

I feel like that show 1000 pound best friends has missed the mark by about 200 pounds.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I feel like that show 1000 pound best friends has missed the mark by about 200 pounds.

At least.

[Maybeitsme]

Carlos you need to RUN as fast as you can and get away from this nasty,  narcissist. He cares not for you 

[Shelbie]

So Carlos has to accept Valentine but not the other way around. Valentine is the idiot for thinking he knows better than Carlo about what behaviour might get you hurt in his country.

[goofygirl]

Sherlon's babymomma is sooo funny!!  She thinks they're in a "relationship"...

Hilarious!

[Mr. Miner]

We are waiting for Frankie and his wallet to arrive.

[goofygirl]

Curses! Foiled again!  The wallet ain't coming today!! Who's gonna pay for our drinks??

[Frozendiva]

Is Abby making all this up?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Abby doesnt understand why Frankie would have second thoughts about getting married to a cheater.

[Hotel Snarker]

Shit, did Frankie block her??!?!?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, those two hours didn’t exactly fly by. Have a great week, y’all.

[goofygirl]

I'm so angry Frankie didn't come to Puerto Vallarta and bring his dang wallet!  We have to pay for the hotel ourselves!

Welp gang, we made it!  Some pretty great snark too peeps!  Hope you all have a wonderful week and a Happy 2023!!

[sainte-chapelle]

But you are a random bitch that was just stupid enough to get knocked up

[Maybeitsme]

Later gaters 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, y’all! I really enjoyed the snark tonite and the bashing of Amber and Valentine. It was really fun. I hope to see you all in the new year for a continuation of Snarkville, and hopefully we will all set up a live chat for MILF Manor as well. See you in 2023! Peace out. ✌️ 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night everyone…you were all on fire….Happy Holidays!

[tvrox]

Happy holidays everyone! Thanks for the special Monday chat. 

[Tuneful]

On 12/26/2022 at 9:47 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

Carlos. Love. Don’t take a gay man to a gay bar and get mad when he dances. He’s American. He’s not used to your conservative gay bars….

Interesting that a long make-out with tonsil hockey, though, was okay on the airport walkway. 

It was nice to get some new faces from Santa on this franchise. Some of the others have been on, what, 10 years? Appreciated the inclusion of VaLentine's hairline in the cast. It looks like office carpet glued on. V and C are a mess...fighting on the way home from the airport. Fighting when when one knowingly serves the other, a nondrinker, alcohol. One planning by Day 2 to bring other people into the relationship.

The others, I couldn't care less, at least right now. But speaking of messes, what about Amber. Sheesh.    

Aryanna will never see a dime from that guy. She'll be lucky if her mother pays for her grandson to visit his father once a year. A will never "win," she needs to move on and let the fantasy and the fighting go.    

Edited December 29, 2022 by Tuneful
Sweet dreams of V's rug

[ChiMama]

2 hours ago, kacesq said:

Oh God can we get some new storylines? I’m so tired of the women on social media crap…

And the fertility clinic/oh noes I’m too old to have a baby crap . . . 

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, kacesq said:

Wait…it’s Gabby and Abby? Lol.

I recall a TLC show with twins joined at the forehead with those rhyming names. 

All I can think of when I see Carlos: 

 

Edited December 27, 2022 by magemaud

[Welshman in Ca]

13 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait, so she’s a TEACHER?!?!?! I don’t recall ever hearing that.

She's no worse than all of the so called Christians teaching kids & both beliefs are based in the same sphere of reality.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 hours ago, Welshman in Ca said:

She's no worse than all of the so called Christians teaching kids & both beliefs are based in the same sphere of reality.

There’s a reason why I never attended a religious school.

[magemaud]

9 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

There’s a reason why I never attended a religious school.

She’s a public school teacher who appears to dabble in some “woo woo” stuff.  I wonder if she frequents the farmer’s market to get produce for her rituals. Here’s some more background from Screen Rant:

Daniele, born and raised in New York, is a public school teacher who founded her own business, LiveYinsa, in 2018. Specializing in yoga and Ayurveda, Daniele also sells Ayurvedic skincare products under Yinsa Skincare. Danielle, who is described by her friends as "the yoga fairy," can be found "at the beach or the farmers market." Daniele's Instagram, which has 5,000 followers, is full of videos involving meditations, chakras, and natural lifestyles. In March, Daniele advertised LiveYinsa's upcoming retreat to the Dominican Republic. The retreat is set to include "all ayurvedic meals, transportation, cave excursions, surf lessons, cacao ceremony, 5 workshops/Ayurvedic cooking classes, yoga & meditation classes and a womb healing/tea ceremony with @houseofclovers to close out the week."

she’s hosting a 9 day retreat in February and it’s much cheaper than Meri Brown’s retreat at her bed and breakfast  

 

Edited December 28, 2022 by magemaud